Match: 01
/ 049
Lost
by 14 runs
Team |
Total |
Marlborough House |
120 |
J. Hotson 5 - 28 |
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Jude the Obscure |
106 |
A. Fisher 34, E. Lester
24 |
Sophisticated
and civilised hearts must today go out to The Jude, an obscure Oxfordshire
tribe which, when faced recently with modern technology for the first time,
succumbed to both its promise and its failings. In truth little is known
of The Jude, except that they are often to be seen congregating in that
region called Jericho, where they spend much of their time drinking
intoxicating beverages brewed from grain and hops. (If their subsequent
antics are anything to go by, these natives are clearly unaccustomed to
strong drink). Oddly, the entire tribe seems to be male, with the exception
of a single female member, who at the time of writing was observed to be
pregnant, although by all accounts this was not by any Jude tribesman. Such
are the idiosyncrasies of tribal life, also numbered among which is The Jude’s
fervent, almost religious devotion to a game called ‘cricket’. Some library footage of
M. Bullock batting at Pembroke. The
strength and intensity of this devotion can be seen in certain behaviours
prevalent in day-to-day tribal life - many of The Jude apparently think of
nothing else, talk of nothing else, and know of nothing else, so that any
conversation among them will eventually come round to this strange game with
its convoluted rules. Indeed,
on Sunday the 5th of August, anthropologists observed The Jude meeting
another local tribe – the Marlborough – on a local grass field where a
lengthy strip had been dried and compacted so as to
make a kind of throwing alley where the two tribes could undertake their
customary ‘cricket’ battle, with the prize for the winners being an evening
of gulping down strong brewed drinks, and the prize for the losers apparently
being identical. Both tribes had dressed for the game in ritual white, and
some who wielded large wooden clubs wore strange armoured garments to protect
their legs and hands. The
Jude had the better of the first part of the contest, with many of their
tribesmen prancing in odd celebrations, and at the end of the ‘innings’, The
Jude came off in high spirits, ready for a mid-afternoon feast. Then,
disaster struck. Apparently one of the hidden observers had by mistake left a
camera out in the open, and The Jude witch doctor, or ‘mander’,
came upon it and, with a native’s bald curiosity, poked and prodded at the
machine until he had worked out how to use it. He proceeded then to take a
picture of the tribe - including one lank-haired fellow who had performed
especially well in the ‘cricket’, and was seen to be holding aloft the red
spherical throwing implement that is used in the game, and who was repeatedly
called ‘The Jake’. (It is hoped that the role of ‘The Jake’ in a game of
‘cricket’ can be further explored at a later time). But after the ‘mander’ had taken the photo, there were mutterings among
his brethren: some feared that their souls had been stolen by the strange
device, some that it had somehow sapped their energies, and some that the ‘mander’ himself was casting a spell upon them. A gloom
quickly descended among them and, strange to relate, when the two tribes came
out to do battle again after the feasting time, it was the Marlborough who
now held sway, and were finally victorious, which naturally led to a great
deal of whooping and shouting on their part. Last seen, The Jude were once again disappearing into the wilds of Jericho,
taking with them their superstitions and unusual customs, and the ‘cursed’
camera. One day, a fuller study may be made of this quaint tribe, and then,
perhaps, more may be learned about their primitive religion of ‘cricket’, and
why it is that so many of the tribe have large bellies. With
the two previous encounters between these teams yielding a win apiece, the
importance of this game to Jude the Obscure was reflected in the urgency and
celerity with which founding father E. Lester took the reins in the absence
of stalwart club captain L. Phillips. A fielding masterclass from A. Fisher
added the final touch to pre-match preparations, and it was with a jaunt in
their step and a gleam in their eye that The Jude took the field. Doubts lay
only in the strength of The Jude’s bowling: with H. Jones away on the set of
his latest film, and L. Davie and P. Drake also otherwise engaged, the
cupboard was looking bare. Captain E. Lester had already renounced his
all-rounder status to concentrate on his batting, and tweaker A. Fisher had
been called upon to deputise for injured wicketkeeper M. Bullock, who was
spending a rare day in the outfield. The
attack, though, soon proved stronger than it had seemed. J. Mander found a
tight line, and A. Mann (2-17) made inroads into the top order. T. Smith
looked useful in his first outing with the ball for The Jude, but the
surprise packet was J. Hotson, who in taking 5-28 skittled the Marlborough
middle order, four of them clean bowled, in a hypnotising display of length
and line that sent scorer R. Lester and the watching crowd into a frenzy. It
was left to B. Mander to take the last wicket and end what must have been a
disappointing innings for The Marlborough with the total at a meagre 121. Said team photo by T. Mander (J. Hotson holding
the ball aloft after his 5-for). T.
Mander took a team photo during the tea break, after which there were several
frowns and murmured doubts. In light of The Jude’s
subsequent abject batting display, perhaps the camera had indeed stolen the
vitality from The Jude XI. Opener T. Mander went early, but A. Mann (20) kept
the fierce and cunning Marlborough bowling at bay until A. Fisher (32) and E.
Lester (24) took over. While this pair stayed at the crease, the target
always looked within easy reach, but once Fisher went, The Jude’s batting began
to looked very frail indeed. Wickets fell in a
dismal procession, one after another, with the rest of the order barely
troubling the scorer. Praise must be heaped upon E. Lester for a captain’s
display in his best innings of the year, but ultimately not even his ambition
could prevail, and his was the last wicket to fall, with two overs left and
the score on 106. Credit to the Marlborough, who bowled a tight line, and
fielded sharply. Indeed, it was a direct hit from Marlborough all-rounder S.
Hadfield, with only one stump to aim at, that ran out B. Mander and
effectively ended The Jude resistance. As
so often this year, it had been tantalisingly near for The Jude, yet
tantalisingly far. Tantalisingly, they returned to the pub, where they drank
tantalisingly until it was time to go tantalisingly home. There will be other
matches for The Jude, and the chance of other close defeats, but this game
surely must go down as the one that got away - or was it perhaps, stolen
away, through the lens of a camera, at the tea-time break? ‘Blocker’
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*
Jude the Obscure versus Marlborough House Played at Pembroke College, 5 August
2001 Jude the Obscure won the toss and
elected to field Marlborough House won by 14 runs Far from the MCC debuts:
Niraj (064) |
01 / 049 35 over match |
Team |
Marlborough House |
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# |
Batsman |
How Out |
Total |
Balls |
4s |
6s |
FOW |
1 |
D. M. Edwards |
lbw b Mann |
5 |
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2 |
M. Allen |
b Hotson |
52 |
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3 |
S. Hadfield |
c A. Mander b Mann |
2 |
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4 |
M. Jones |
lbw b Hotson |
15 |
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5 |
M. Cox |
c B. Mander b Niraj |
10 |
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6 |
A. Toms |
b Hotson |
1 |
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7 |
A. Banks |
b Hotson |
0 |
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8 |
D. Wilson + |
not out |
5 |
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9 |
G. Lal |
c Hotson b Niraj |
1 |
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10 |
J. Carroll |
b Hotson |
5 |
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11 |
B. Eade |
b B. Mander |
0 |
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Extras |
(NB6, W9, B8, LB1) |
24 |
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TOTAL |
(all out, 30.3 overs) |
120 |
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# |
Bowler |
Overs |
Maidens |
Runs |
Wkts |
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1 |
Mann |
7 |
1 |
17 |
2 |
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2 |
Hoskins |
2 |
0 |
13 |
0 |
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3 |
Smith |
5 |
0 |
29 |
0 |
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4 |
J. Mander |
5 |
1 |
8 |
0 |
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5 |
Hotson |
7 |
0 |
28 |
5 |
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6 |
Niraj |
3 |
0 |
12 |
2 |
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7 |
B. Mander |
1.3 |
0 |
3 |
1 |
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Team |
Jude the Obscure |
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# |
Batsman |
How Out |
Total |
Balls |
4s |
6s |
FOW |
1 |
A. G. Mann |
b Cox |
20 |
(53) |
2 |
- |
2-36 |
2 |
A. M. Mander |
c Cox b Hadfield |
2 |
(9) |
- |
- |
1-3 |
3 |
A. J. Fisher + |
b Banks |
34 |
(59) |
3 |
- |
4-88 |
4 |
J. Mander |
b Cox |
6 |
(8) |
1 |
- |
3-57 |
5 |
E. N. Lester * |
run out |
24 |
(47) |
3 |
- |
10-106 |
6 |
J. C. W. Hotson |
b Hadfield |
0 |
(5) |
- |
- |
5-93 |
7 |
M. Bullock |
b Hadfield |
0 |
(2) |
- |
- |
6-93 |
8 |
Niraj |
b Banks |
0 |
(5) |
- |
- |
7-93 |
9 |
J. D. Hoskins |
b Banks |
0 |
(5) |
- |
- |
8-98 |
10 |
B. J. Mander |
run out |
2 |
(4) |
- |
- |
9-104 |
11 |
T. P. W. Smith |
not out |
0 |
(1) |
- |
- |
- |
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Extras |
(W13, B3, LB2) |
18 |
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TOTAL |
(all out, 33 overs) |
106 |
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# |
Bowler |
Overs |
Maidens |
Runs |
Wkts |
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1 |
Hadfield |
7 |
3 |
15 |
3 |
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2 |
Edwards |
7 |
2 |
14 |
0 |
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3 |
Cox |
7 |
1 |
15 |
2 |
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4 |
Toms |
5 |
0 |
26 |
0 |
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5 |
Banks |
5 |
1 |
15 |
3 |
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6 |
Allen |
2 |
0 |
13 |
0 |
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MOTM: n/a Champagne Moment: n/a Buffet
Award: J. D. Hoskins fairy cakes
(with chocolate chippings) |
Opposition:
V010 / 07 Ground: G011 / 09 Captain: C001 / 35 |