With the debacle that was the previous season
behind us, and the off-season all but over, it seems almost inevitable that
the new season is almost here. Indoors nets have come and already gone.
Creaky joints have been uncreaked, flabby Xmas
bellies checked for excess run-up wobble (a pretty picture indeed) and new
bats have been seen in the hands of even the feeblest, as though, perhaps,
this year, there is cause for hope of improvement over last year’s horror
show. Fond
recollections and heartfelt joy from the author of this report. Okay, so we didn’t have a great year. We lost our
three best batsmen (two breakdowns and a family tragedy) so what did they
expect? We bowled out of our skins and didn’t drop a catch but just couldn’t
score the runs. It wasn’t the losing that grated,
game after game after game. What really irked was the condescension from our
frankly mediocre opposition in the pub afterwards. The ‘what’s happened to
you guys?’ time after time. The weasel-faced batsman who’d steered his
pathetic side to a six-wicket victory, who smugly proclaimed that he’d soon
realised we would never get him out. What was that supposed to be?
Constructive fucking advice? I’d like to shove his face in our kitbag and let
him spend a few hours figuring out what that smell really is. If he were here,
I’d do it now. Bastards. ‘Blocker’
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