Far from the MCC fines 12.06.05 v Marlborough House (a) won by 6 wkts

Recorded Fines

25p unless otherwise stated.

Name	Fine	Reason	Cost
Steve D	Comedy Fielding
	Impersonating Nobody	Badly
			£0.50
Martin	Wide Avoidance	Umpiring
	No-Ball Avoidance	Umpiring
			£0.50
Andrew	Dropped Catch		£0.50
	Duck		£0.50
			£1.00
Jake	Impersonating a 1970's Detective	Jacket on during catching practise
	Impersonating a Tennis Player	Bjorn Borg
	Self Importance	Hogging the match
	Average Protection Avoidance	Losing concentration chasing low target
	Attempted Arson	With cigarette
	Smoking on the Pitch		£0.50
			£1.75
Ian	Impersonating Nobody
	Missed Run-Out		£0.50
	Nickname Avoidance	Gary as Tefal instead of Teflon
	Comedy Emailing	Over-estimating the opposition
	Laundry Avoidance	Non-white whites
	Bullying a Small Child	Attempting to run over Zac in his Skoda
	Drinking On The Pitch		£0.50
			£2.25
Nick	Shower Avoidance
	Impersonating Nobody
			£0.50
James	Dropped Catch	Actually caught, but juggled	£0.50
	Practise-What-You-Preach Avoidance	“Use hands”
	Impersonating a Clown	Juggled catch
	Talking Crap	“Good ball!” when hit for four
			£1.25
Gary	Missed Stumping	Told player to get back in	£0.50
	Missed Stumping		£0.50
	Leave The Job At Home Avoidance	Teaching during the game
	Impersonating a Health & Safety Inspector	Under-18s require helmet
	Average Protection
			£1.75
Vicki	Joy-Riding a Skoda	As passenger
	Fine Avoidance	Not paying own
	Duck		£0.50
	Impersonating a Cricketer
	Housewifery Avoidance	Ian’s whites
			£1.50
John	Doosra Avoidance
	Spin Avoidance
	Self Importance	Hogging the match
	Incorrect Stump Placement
	Bullying a Small Child	Taking the wicket of
			£1.25
Ant	Jug Avoidance	Preventing John taking 10 wickets
	Comedy Fielding
	Dropped Catch		£0.50
	Impersonating Martin	Moo shots
			£1.25
		TOTAL	£12.60

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Special Rates

Indiscretion	Cost
Duck	£0.50
Golden Duck	£1.00
Diamond or Platinum Duck	£2.00
Out Playing Reverse-sweep / Switch-hit	£1.00
Dropped Catch	£0.50
Opening Bowler No Wicket	£0.50
Opening Partnership <25 Avoidance	£0.50
Smoking on the Pitch	£0.50
Drinking on the Pitch	£0.50
Missed Stumping	£0.50
Missed Run-Out	£0.50
Fines' Folder Abuse	£0.50
Impersonating Billy Liar	£0.50
Having a Major Cob	£0.50
Having a Parkinson’s Cob (utter meltdown)	£1.00
Looking Uber-Smug (overly arrogant and condescending)	£0.50
Extreme [anything] – particularly Frowning	£0.50
Insulting the Fines Committee Chairman	£1.00
Insolvency / Unemployment (maximum limit) Known as the “Dobner Clause”	£1.00
Swearing in Front of Kids	£2.50
Bringing the Club into Disrepute (Ruled on by the Captain)	£5.00
Dissent (to On-field Umpires)	£5.00
Mongoose Multiplier (out using Goose)	x2