Far
from the MCC fines 22.05.05
v Wootton & Bladon CC (a) match
abandoned
Recorded
Fines
25p unless otherwise stated.
|
Name |
Fine |
Reason |
Cost
|
|
Lee |
Pub Avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Asking a Stupid Question |
“Where are the showers?” (when next
to them) |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.50 |
|
Steve D |
Retirement Fraud |
Bowling |
|
|
|
Dropped Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£0.75 |
|
Martin |
Impersonating Torville
And Dean |
|
|
|
|
Aiding and Abetting |
Throw led to bat damage |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.50 |
|
Jake |
Impersonating Torville
And Dean |
Torville |
|
|
|
Turning Up Late |
|
|
|
|
Dropped Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Fine Avoidance |
Thornton was smoking on the pitch |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.25 |
|
Ian |
Sportswear Avoidance |
Hat |
|
|
|
Dissing The Team |
|
|
|
|
Bullying a Small Child |
Dismissing two of them |
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
|
|
|
|
Impersonating Torville
And Dean |
Torville |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.25 |
|
Thornton |
Geography Avoidance |
Navigating to Bladon instead of
Wootton |
|
|
|
Drinking On The Pitch Avoidance |
Regularly leaving the field for a
swig |
|
|
|
Eating On The Pitch |
|
|
|
|
Inappropriate Footwear |
Goat boots |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
|
James H |
Geography Avoidance |
Driving to Bladon instead of Wootton |
|
|
|
Batting Avoidance |
Electing to bowl with a batting team |
|
|
|
Dropped Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Self
Importance |
|
|
|
|
Nickname Avoidance |
ESP, predicting weather incorrectly |
|
|
|
Comedy Appealing |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£1.75 |
|
Gary |
Criminal Damage |
To opponents’ bat |
£0.25 |
|
Ant |
Ball Avoidance |
Diving for catch |
£0.25 |
|
Dan |
Dropped Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Dropped Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
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|
|
TOTAL |
£8.50 |
*
Special
Rates
|
Indiscretion |
Cost |
|
Duck |
£0.50 |
|
Golden Duck |
£1.00 |
|
Diamond or Platinum Duck |
£2.00 |
|
Out Playing Reverse-sweep /
Switch-hit |
£1.00 |
|
Dropped Catch |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Bowler No Wicket |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Partnership <25 Avoidance |
£0.50 |
|
Smoking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Drinking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Stumping |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Run-Out |
£0.50 |
|
Fines' Folder Abuse |
£0.50 |
|
Impersonating Billy Liar |
£0.50 |
|
Having a Major Cob |
£0.50 |
|
Having a Parkinson’s Cob (utter
meltdown) |
£1.00 |
|
Looking Uber-Smug (overly arrogant
and condescending) |
£0.50 |
|
Extreme [anything] – particularly Frowning |
£0.50 |
|
Insulting the Fines Committee
Chairman |
£1.00 |
|
Insolvency / Unemployment (maximum
limit) Known as the “Dobner Clause” |
£1.00 |
|
Swearing in Front of Kids |
£2.50 |
|
Bringing the Club into Disrepute (Ruled on by the Captain) |
£5.00 |
|
Dissent (to On-field Umpires) |
£5.00 |
|
Mongoose Multiplier (out using Goose) |
x2 |