Far
from the MCC fines
08.05.05 v Cholsey CC (a) won by 9 wkts
Recorded
Fines
25p unless otherwise stated.
|
Name |
Fine |
Reason |
Cost
|
|
Ant |
Jug
Avoidance |
4
wickets |
£0.30 |
|
Dan |
|
|
£0 |
|
Lee |
|
|
£0 |
|
Matt |
Laundry
Avoidance |
Non-white
whites |
|
|
|
Umpiring
Incompetence |
The
‘Going Down Legside’ signal |
|
|
|
Stealing
from the Opposition |
Hat,
whilst umpiring |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.75 |
|
Ian |
Assaulting
the Opposition |
Suspected
broken nose from short-pitcher |
|
|
|
Opening
Bowler No Wicket |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Bribing
the Scorer |
For
a wicket |
|
|
|
|
|
£1 |
|
Thornton |
Smoking
on the Pitch |
|
£0.50 |
|
James |
Losing
The Toss |
|
|
|
|
Impersonating
Torville And Dean |
Torville |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.50 |
|
Steve
D |
Impersonating
Torville And Dean |
Dean |
|
|
|
Opening
Partnership Avoidance |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Credit |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£1 |
|
John |
|
|
£0 |
|
Nick |
Impersonating
a Member of the Fennel Brothers |
The
Fennel Brother |
|
|
|
Dissing
The Team |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£0.50 |
|
Martin |
Impersonating
a Cossack |
Boundary
dive (as spectator) |
|
|
|
Health
And Safety Avoidance |
Endangering
small child (above) |
|
|
|
Self Importance |
8th
over (of 7) |
|
|
|
Asking
a Stupid Question |
“Is
anyone not going to the pub?” |
|
|
|
|
|
£1 |
|
Jake |
Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Umpiring
Avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Gavel
Avoidance |
Weak
gavelling |
|
|
|
|
|
£1 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
TOTAL |
£6.55 |
*
Special
Rates
|
Indiscretion |
Cost |
|
Duck |
£0.50 |
|
Golden Duck |
£1.00 |
|
Diamond or Platinum Duck |
£2.00 |
|
Out Playing Reverse-sweep /
Switch-hit |
£1.00 |
|
Dropped Catch |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Bowler No Wicket |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Partnership <25 Avoidance |
£0.50 |
|
Smoking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Drinking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Stumping |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Run-Out |
£0.50 |
|
Fines' Folder Abuse |
£0.50 |
|
Impersonating Billy Liar |
£0.50 |
|
Having a Major Cob |
£0.50 |
|
Having a Parkinson’s Cob (utter
meltdown) |
£1.00 |
|
Looking Uber-Smug (overly arrogant
and condescending) |
£0.50 |
|
Extreme [anything] – particularly Frowning |
£0.50 |
|
Insulting the Fines Committee
Chairman |
£1.00 |
|
Insolvency / Unemployment (maximum
limit) Known as the “Dobner Clause” |
£1.00 |
|
Swearing in Front of Kids |
£2.50 |
|
Bringing the Club into Disrepute (Ruled on by the Captain) |
£5.00 |
|
Dissent (to On-field Umpires) |
£5.00 |
|
Mongoose Multiplier (out using Goose) |
x2 |