Far from the MCC fines 16.07.06 v Wootton & Bladon CC (h) won by 58 runs

Recorded Fines

25p unless otherwise stated.

Name	Fine	Reason	Cost
Martin	Self Importance	"Getting another ton would have been boring"
	Dissent	When out for 81
			£0.50
Andy C	Duck		£0.50
	Dissent	When out
	Run Avoidance	When called by Matt who was then stranded
			£1.00
Andrew M	Drinking On The Pitch		£0.50
	Sportswear Avoidance	No whites in field despite taking 1/2 hour changing
	Turning Up Late	For the second innings
	Dropped Catch	Despite technical correctness at slip	£0.50
	Dropped Catch		£0.50
			£2.00
Jake	Pen Avoidance	For scribbling down fines
	Gavel Avoidance	Allowing gavel theft
	Paper Avoidance	For scribbling fines down on
	Ball Avoidance	Failing to dive like salmon in field
	Impersonating a Member of The Mafia	'Bring-it-on' attitude during Fines Committee
			£1.25
Ian	Impersonating a Tour Guide	Taking Vicki to the Scilly Isles
	Impersonating an Alcoholic	On the Scilly Isles
	Impersonating a Member of The Mafia	The Scillian Mafia
	Joy-Riding a Skoda	To the Scilly Isles
	Cricket Avoidance	Being Scilly
	Captaincy Avoidance	Going on holiday
	Average Protection	By not playing
	Self Importance	Dictating the batting line-up from the Scilly Isles
			£2.00
Mike R	Sportswear Avoidance	Wearing fake Marlborough shirt
	Dropped Catch
			£0.50
Nick	Bowling Avoidance	Pleading with skip to take him off
	Impersonating a Member of The Mafia	Threatening to kidnap Steve P
	Self Importance	Quibbling with Mafia-related fine
	Self Importance	Laughing at only getting fined 25p
			£1.00
Thornton	Smoking on the Pitch		£0.50
	Average Protection	Batting out 34th over - and smiling when done
	Ball Avoidance	Not quite getting to catch quick enough
			£1.00
James H	Scoreboard Abuse	Accidentally knocking it off its two-chair support
	Umpiring Avoidance	Because entertaining parents
	Willing a Team Mate to Get Out	So would get a bat – bad luck mate!
	Dissent	At not getting bat after padded up for 6 overs
	Opening Bowler No Wicket
			£1.25
Matt	Ball Avoidance	Wafting shots
	Cricket Avoidance	Concentrating on the Fantasy League
			£0.50
Ant	Comedy Fielding	"Oh shit" before missing catch
	Feigning Injury	Diving avoidance at slip
	Ball Avoidance	At slip, could've leant forward more for catch?
	Turning Up Late	Having forgotten medication
			£1.00
Dan	Self Importance	Asking tennis players to move from behind bowler's arm
	Celebration Avoidance	Not celebrating 42
	Impersonating Steve D	Yes-no-yes when calling Andy M onto pitch
	Plagiarism	Of batting line-up pool system
	Average Protection	Playing defensive shots in 35th over
			£1.25
		TOTAL	£13.25

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Special Rates

Indiscretion	Cost
Duck	£0.50
Golden Duck	£1.00
Diamond or Platinum Duck	£2.00
Out Playing Reverse-sweep / Switch-hit	£1.00
Dropped Catch	£0.50
Opening Bowler No Wicket	£0.50
Opening Partnership <25 Avoidance	£0.50
Smoking on the Pitch	£0.50
Drinking on the Pitch	£0.50
Missed Stumping	£0.50
Missed Run-Out	£0.50
Fines' Folder Abuse	£0.50
Impersonating Billy Liar	£0.50
Having a Major Cob	£0.50
Having a Parkinson’s Cob (utter meltdown)	£1.00
Uber [anything] – particularly arrogant, smug or condescending	£0.50
Extreme [anything] – particularly Frowning	£0.50
Insulting the Fines Committee Chairman	£1.00
Insolvency / Unemployment (maximum limit) Known as the “Dobner Clause”	£1.00
Swearing in Front of Kids	£2.50
Bringing the Club into Disrepute (Ruled on by the Captain)	£5.00
Dissent (to On-field Umpires)	£5.00
Mongoose Multiplier (out using Goose)	x2