Far from the MCC fines 09.07.06 v Tackley CC (h) won by 5 wkts

Recorded Fines

25p unless otherwise stated.

Name	Fine	Reason	Cost
Steve D	Cob Avoidance
	Average Protection
			£0.50
Martin	Impersonating Nobody	TFC	£0.25
Steve P	Dissent	Verbal after out LBW
	Dissent	Volleying left glove after out LBW
	Opening Bowler No Wicket		£0.50
	Dissent	Throwing left pad down after out LBW
	Dissent	Throwing right pad down after out LBW
	Dissent	Volleying right glove after out LBW
	Dissent	Volleying box after out LBW
	Dissent	Threatening to pee in Nick's garden after out LBW
	Dissent	Throwing bat in air after out LBW
			£2.50
Andrew M	Alcohol Avoidance	Drinking relative shandy (Kronenberg)
	Duck		£0.50
			£0.75
Jake	Dropped Catch		£0.50
	Bad Hair Day	Headband avoidance
	Excessive Use of Headwear	Exchanging helmet for hat, then helmet immediately, later hat
	Wearing an Unlucky Hat	Was out third ball of wearing hat
	Sportswear Incompetence	Putting on thigh pad
	Dropped Catch		£0.50
			£2.00
Ian	Failure to Recognize Own Player	Claiming Martin's left-behind shirt was Jake's
	Using the J Word
	Voting Fraud	Voting for and against during fine appeal
	Spelling Avoidance	Spelling own surname wrong
	Buffet Theft	Coming on at end to bowl a few kebabs
	Losing The Toss
	Communication Avoidance	Ringing Steve D to contact Gary
	Hat Avoidance	Leaving hat behind after pointing out shirt left behind
			£2.00
Nick	Fine Entrapment	Steve P's cobs after LBW
	Trigger Finger	Steve P claimed was outside line
			£0.50
James H	Comedy Fielding	When ball bounced unexpectedly	£0.25
Gary	Missed Stumping
	Self Importance	"It's my line!" to umpire after stumping appeal
	Impersonating a Barrow Boy
			£0.75
Ant	Impersonating Withnail (from ‘I’)	Daughter put toy soldier up nose ("Get it with the pliers")
	Feigning Injury	Pointing out net injury had not quite healed
	Impersonating a Mad Professor	Long hair around ears
			£0.75
Dan	Attempting to Bankrupt The Club	Threatening club with legal action during fines committee
	Impersonating a Dog	Excessively long inappropriate urination
	Inappropriate Urination
	Average Protection
	Self Importance	Obfuscating (impersonating a lawyer) during fines committee
			£1.25
		TOTAL	£11.50

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Special Rates

Indiscretion	Cost
Duck	£0.50
Golden Duck	£1.00
Diamond or Platinum Duck	£2.00
Out Playing Reverse-sweep / Switch-hit	£1.00
Dropped Catch	£0.50
Opening Bowler No Wicket	£0.50
Opening Partnership <25 Avoidance	£0.50
Smoking on the Pitch	£0.50
Drinking on the Pitch	£0.50
Missed Stumping	£0.50
Missed Run-Out	£0.50
Fines' Folder Abuse	£0.50
Impersonating Billy Liar	£0.50
Having a Major Cob	£0.50
Having a Parkinson’s Cob (utter meltdown)	£1.00
Uber [anything] – particularly arrogant, smug or condescending	£0.50
Extreme [anything] – particularly Frowning	£0.50
Insulting the Fines Committee Chairman	£1.00
Insolvency / Unemployment (maximum limit) Known as the “Dobner Clause”	£1.00
Swearing in Front of Kids	£2.50
Bringing the Club into Disrepute (Ruled on by the Captain)	£5.00
Dissent (to On-field Umpires)	£5.00
Mongoose Multiplier (out using Goose)	x2