Far from the MCC fines 14.05.06 v R. T. Harris (a) lost by 20 runs

Recorded Fines

25p unless otherwise stated.

Name	Fine	Reason	Cost
Martin	Feigning Injury	Impersonating a weightlifter
	Dropped Catch		£0.50
	Run Avoidance	"If your end was so dangerous, how come I got run out?"
			£1.00
Steve P	Impersonating a Corpse	After taking c&b
	Impersonating a Farmer	Bringing 2 scarecrows dressed in full cricket attire
	Impersonating a Corpse	After dropping c&b
	Sportswear Avoidance	Whites
	Dropped Catch		£0.50
			£1.50
Andy C	Dropped Catch		£0.50
	Smoking on the Pitch		£0.50
	Voting Fraud	Claiming to have brought proxy votes to Fines Committee
	Comedy Fielding	Combat style
	Duck Avoidance
	Exhaust Pipe Abuse	Directing Ian to drive along Magdalen Rd
			£2.00
Andrew M	Duck Avoidance
	Alcohol Avoidance	Consuming beer less than 8% ABV
			£0.50
Jake	Exhaust Pipe Abuse	Directing Ian to drive along Magdalen Rd
	Dropped Catch
			£0.50
Ian	Losing The Toss
	Bowling Avoidance	Asking James to warm up too soon
	Instigating a Collapse	Predicting Matt's dismissal
	Exhaust Pipe Abuse	Driving along Magdalen Rd
	Inappropriate Urination	On pitch
	Bowling Avoidance	Not letting Andy bowl
	Bowling Avoidance	Not letting Dan bowl
	Fine Entrapment	Attempted of James regarding match-fitness after cycling
	Suicidal Running	Running-out Martin
			£2.25
Nick	Pub Avoidance	After game
	Impersonating a Farmer	Bringing 2 scarecrows dressed in full cricket attire
	Opening Partnership Avoidance		£0.50
	Excessive Cheesiness	Having a phone number that spells C-H-E-E-S-E
	Trigger Finger
	Blaming Tools	Complaining about pitch regarding dismissal
			£1.75
James H	Impersonating Mike C	'Billy Liar'	£0.25
Matt	Classic Car Avoidance
	Photography Avoidance
	Dropped Catch		£0.50
			£1.00
Ant	Exhaust Pipe Abuse	Directing Ian to drive along Magdalen Rd	£0.25
Dan	Inappropriate Urination	On the pitch
	Holy Water Avoidance	None in urine
			£0.50
		TOTAL	£19.25

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Special Rates

Indiscretion	Cost
Duck	£0.50
Golden Duck	£1.00
Diamond or Platinum Duck	£2.00
Out Playing Reverse-sweep / Switch-hit	£1.00
Dropped Catch	£0.50
Opening Bowler No Wicket	£0.50
Opening Partnership <25 Avoidance	£0.50
Smoking on the Pitch	£0.50
Drinking on the Pitch	£0.50
Missed Stumping	£0.50
Missed Run-Out	£0.50
Fines' Folder Abuse	£0.50
Impersonating Billy Liar	£0.50
Having a Major Cob	£0.50
Having a Parkinson’s Cob (utter meltdown)	£1.00
Uber [anything] – particularly arrogant, smug or condescending	£0.50
Extreme [anything] – particularly Frowning	£0.50
Insulting the Fines Committee Chairman	£1.00
Insolvency / Unemployment (maximum limit) Known as the “Dobner Clause”	£1.00
Swearing in Front of Kids	£2.50
Bringing the Club into Disrepute (Ruled on by the Captain)	£5.00
Dissent (to On-field Umpires)	£5.00
Mongoose Multiplier (out using Goose)	x2