Far from the MCC fines 08.07.07 v Bodleian (h) won by 37 runs

Recorded Fines

25p unless otherwise stated.

Name	Fine	Reason	Cost
Martin	Falling Victim to Judas	Out to Ant's first ball for the opps
	Jug Avoidance	Just the 4 wickets
	Self Importance	Wanting to bowl another ball, querying umpires call of 'over'
			£0.75
Geoff	Being Semi-Metallic	Plate in elbow
	Average Protection
			£0.50
Andrew M	Impersonating a Footballer	Stopping ball with feet	£0.25
Dave S	Self Importance	During Fines Committee
	Opening Bowler No Wicket		£0.50
	Bodyline Bowling	Impersonating Harold Larwood
	Having a Major Cob	During Fines Committee	£0.50
	Grumbling	About pitch's lack of assistance for bowlers
	Failure to Recognize Own Player	Calling Jake Geoff
			£2.00
Jake	Sportswear Avoidance	Not changing until needing to be padded up
	Self Importance Avoidance	Not expecting to be needed to bat
	Hair Avoidance
	Self Importance	Suggesting own fines
	Impersonating a Footballer	Ronaldo dribbling
	Owning a Town in North Carolina	Jakesville
	Ball Avoidance	Lack of forward dive for chance of catch
			£1.75
Ian H	Patronizing the Opposition	Not expecting much of a contest
	Insulting the Fines Committee Chairman		£0.50
	Jug Avoidance	Just the 4 sixes
	Self Importance	Hogging the game with runs and wickets
	Losing The Toss	Again
	Impersonating a Footballer	Stopping ball with feet
	Falling Victim to Judas	Bowled A. Mann
			£2.00
Richard H	Being Semi-Metallic	Screws in back
	Feigning Injury	Claiming couldn't bowl as suffering from hypochondria
	Bowling Avoidance
	Impersonating a Flower Pot Man	Wearing Bill or Ben's hat
	Slow Running	Or entire lack of; casual fielding allowing second run
	Self Importance	Claimed trying to get run out by allowing second run
			£1.50
Thornton	Self Importance	Claimed only used feet once
	Smoking on the Pitch		£0.50
	Impersonating a Footballer	Ronaldinho footwork
	Average Protection
			£1.25
James H	Self Importance	Claimed it was Venus Williams with the injury antics
	Impersonating a Tennis Player	Serena Williams injury antics
	Trigger Finger	Richard's LBW
	Impersonating a Footballer	Trying to stop ball with feet (but took it on shin)
			£1.00
Mike C	Suicidal Running	Trying to get Thorn second run
	Duck Avoidance
	Dropped Catch		£0.50
	Dropped Catch		£0.50
	Insulting the Fines Committee Chairman		£0.50
			£2.00
Dan	Having a Minor Cob	During Fines Committee
	Self Importance	Apparently signing autographs on the boundary
	Bullying a Small Child	Forcing Molly to be the gaveller
	Bowling Avoidance	Long delay before beginning run-up
	Self Importance Avoidance	Saying 30 off the first 10 would be good enough start
	Self Importance	Hogging the game with runs and wickets
			£1.50
		TOTAL	£14.50

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Special Rates

Indiscretion	Cost
Duck	£0.50
Golden Duck	£1.00
Diamond or Platinum Duck	£2.00
Out Playing Reverse-sweep / Switch-hit	£1.00
Dropped Catch	£0.50
Opening Bowler No Wicket	£0.50
Opening Partnership <25 Avoidance	£0.50
Smoking on the Pitch	£0.50
Drinking on the Pitch	£0.50
Missed Stumping	£0.50
Missed Run-Out	£0.50
Fines' Folder Abuse	£0.50
Impersonating Billy Liar	£0.50
Having a Major Cob	£0.50
Having a Parkinson’s Cob (utter meltdown)	£1.00
Uber [anything] – particularly arrogant, smug or condescending	£0.50
Extreme [anything] – particularly Frowning	£0.50
Insulting the Fines Committee Chairman	£1.00
Insolvency / Unemployment (maximum limit) Known as the “Dobner Clause”	£1.00
Swearing in Front of Kids	£2.50
Bringing the Club into Disrepute (Ruled on by the Captain)	£5.00
Dissent (to On-field Umpires)	£5.00
Mongoose Multiplier (out using Goose)	x2