Far from the MCC fines 10.06.07 v Milton CC (a) lost by 32 runs

Recorded Fines

25p unless otherwise stated.

Name	Fine	Reason	Cost
Steve D	Knocking-In Avoidance	New bat didn't sound too good at first
	Pub Avoidance	Ian insisted on this one…
	Grumbling	"I'm too old to bend down to field"
	Comedy Fielding	Nutmegged
	Ball Avoidance	Delayed reaction running in for half-chance
			£1.25
Martin	Dropped Catch	Though well recovered for run-out same ball!	£0.50
Jake	Excessive Nostalgia	Suggesting pick-up for lifts outside the Marlborough
	Duck		£0.50
	Comedy Dismissal	Falling in attempt to get back in crease
	Self Importance	Arguing with Fines Committee
	Impersonating Billy Liar	Said was at end of Whitehouse Road when hadn't quite left house	£0.50
	Turning Up Late	For lift, despite suggesting earlier time
			£2.00
Ian	Impersonating Tinkerman	Changing the batting order
	Joy-Riding a Skoda
	Excessive Participation Sport	Bringing a set of golf clubs to the game
	Average Protection
	Losing The Toss
	Geography Avoidance	Getting lost on way from Oxford
	Maths Avoidance	Counting to 40 - claimed 34 overs gone when only 32 had
	Batting Avoidance	Attempted - putting self at no 11
	Dropped Catch		£0.50
	Having a Major Cob		£0.50
	Having a Minor Cob
	Abusing a Team Mate	To Gary: "You'll do what I fucking tell you!"
			£3.50
Mike R	Jug Avoidance	Only four catches!	£0.25
Matt	Duck		£0.50
	Doughnut Avoidance	This *was* the ground of last year's antics
			£0.75
Gary	Missed Stumping		£0.50
	Grumbling	"I'm too tired to open the batting after 'keeping for 40 overs"
	Comedy Appealing	For LBW when played off middle of bat
	Dropped Catch		£0.50
	Asking a Stupid Question	"Have you got a lead for that dog?"
			£1.75
John	Dropped Catch	C&B chance	£0.50
	Impersonating a Drug Addict	Hysterical laughter after golden duck
	Pub Avoidance
	Self Importance	Hinting only £1.50 fines by paying before leaving
	Golden Duck		£1.00
	Self Importance Avoidance	"I'm going for the record of golden ducks in a season"
			£2.50
Ade F	Impersonating W G Grace	Long beard
	Duck		£0.50
	Drinking from the Fountain Of Youth	Paying 'U18' subs rate
	Impersonating Lord Lucan	Not having played for a few years
			£1.25
Ant	Self Importance	"I bowled better than Martin; 4 times in a row I beat the outside edge."
	Duck Avoidance
	Comedy Dismissal	Falling over when bowled… later discovering chewing gum stuck around spike
	Expressing Dark Thoughts	On way to game
	Opening Bowler No Wicket		£0.50
	Having a Minor Cob	Re no luck, not getting any wickets
			£1.75
Dan	Failure to Control Pet	Lead avoidance
	Inappropriate Urination
	Walking Avoidance	When stumped
	Excessive Nostalgia	"Ahh, those Marlborough days"
	Calling a Witness to Fines Committee	Asking opps if he really was stumped
	Grumbling	About not getting a bowl
	Comedy Dismissal	Falling in attempt to get back in crease
			£1.75
		TOTAL	£17.25

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Special Rates

Indiscretion	Cost
Duck	£0.50
Golden Duck	£1.00
Diamond or Platinum Duck	£2.00
Out Playing Reverse-sweep / Switch-hit	£1.00
Dropped Catch	£0.50
Opening Bowler No Wicket	£0.50
Opening Partnership <25 Avoidance	£0.50
Smoking on the Pitch	£0.50
Drinking on the Pitch	£0.50
Missed Stumping	£0.50
Missed Run-Out	£0.50
Fines' Folder Abuse	£0.50
Impersonating Billy Liar	£0.50
Having a Major Cob	£0.50
Having a Parkinson’s Cob (utter meltdown)	£1.00
Uber [anything] – particularly arrogant, smug or condescending	£0.50
Extreme [anything] – particularly Frowning	£0.50
Insulting the Fines Committee Chairman	£1.00
Insolvency / Unemployment (maximum limit) Known as the “Dobner Clause”	£1.00
Swearing in Front of Kids	£2.50
Bringing the Club into Disrepute (Ruled on by the Captain)	£5.00
Dissent (to On-field Umpires)	£5.00
Mongoose Multiplier (out using Goose)	x2