Far
from the MCC fines 20.05.07
v Wootton & Bladon CC (a) won by 10 wkts
Recorded
Fines
25p unless otherwise stated.
Name |
Fine |
Reason |
Cost
|
Ade S |
Impersonating a Mister Man |
|
|
|
Impersonating a White Matrix |
Matrix-in-reverse t-shirt |
|
|
Impersonating Skippy |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.75 |
Steve D |
In Denial |
Of being smoker |
|
|
Self
Importance Avoidance |
Excessive humility: "Me, open
the bowling?!?" |
|
|
|
|
£0.50 |
Dave |
Abusing a Team Mate |
Threatening to give Dan out |
|
|
Self
Importance |
Mini-cob |
|
|
Self
Importance |
Arguing with Fines Committee |
|
|
Self
Importance |
Buying house in Boar's Hill |
|
|
Impersonating Michael Fish |
Waffling about rain-clouds coming
from Dover |
|
|
Impersonating Michael Fish |
Head in irrelevant clouds |
|
|
Dissent |
When LBW appeal turned down |
£0.50 |
|
|
|
£2.00 |
Jake |
Twinkle Avoidance |
Not giving Dan out |
|
|
Failure to Recognize Boundary |
Getting confused by athletics track |
|
|
Geography Avoidance |
Not finding pub car park |
|
|
Self
Importance |
Abusing Fines Chairman position,
attempting to gavel own fines early |
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
Ian |
Gratuitous Swearing |
|
|
|
Captaincy Incompetence |
"Decide amongst yourselves where
to field" |
|
|
Self
Importance |
Bowling too well to get wickets |
|
|
Changing Before End of Game |
Without having batted |
|
|
Geography Avoidance |
Getting lost before having left
Oxford |
|
|
Inappropriate Urination |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
Richard |
Failure to Recognize Boundary |
Getting confused by athletics track |
|
|
Nickname Avoidance |
Not waiting 6 years since last
appearance |
|
|
Comedy Fielding |
Diving to stop ball after crossed
boundary |
|
|
Self
Importance |
Proposing own fines |
|
|
Willing a Team Mate to Get Out |
So would get bat |
|
|
Taking Own Name in Vain |
"Oh Lord" |
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
James H |
Bullying a Small Child |
Taking wicket of |
|
|
Pub Avoidance |
After game |
|
|
Inappropriate Footwear |
In casino |
|
|
Falling Asleep During Game |
|
|
|
Impersonating Mike C |
Making up non-existent hotel room
number & floor |
|
|
Fine Entrapment |
Leading Mike astray |
|
|
Impersonating a Tramp |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.75 |
Mike C |
Grumbling |
"Productive day,"
sarcastically |
|
|
Harbouring Dark Thoughts |
Secretly hating us |
|
|
Hat Avoidance |
|
|
|
Fielding with Hands in Pockets |
|
|
|
Dissing the Captain |
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
Arguing with Fines Committee |
|
|
Fine Entrapment |
Leading James astray |
|
|
Self
Importance |
"Fines only for events on day of
match" |
|
|
Self
Importance |
Impersonating Fines Committee
Chairman |
|
|
Impersonating a Spina Bifida Victim |
|
|
|
Income Protection |
Not giving Dan out |
|
|
|
|
£2.75 |
Gary |
Aggressive Ushering |
|
|
|
Dropped Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
Missed Stumping |
Though probably wouldn't have been
given anyway |
£0.50 |
|
Bullying a Small Child |
Aggressive appealing |
|
|
Average Protection |
|
|
|
Harbouring Dark Thoughts |
Re Stump Abuse fine |
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
Ant |
Opening Bowler No Wicket |
|
£0.50 |
|
Expressing Dark Thoughts |
Writing black comedies |
|
|
Impersonating Mike C |
Claimed been jogging in park but was
seen walking |
|
|
Impersonating Glen McGrath |
|
|
|
Comedy Fielding |
Dive after ball passed |
|
|
Dissent |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
|
£2.00 |
Dan |
Average Protection |
As per usual |
|
|
Records Avoidance |
Could have carried bat without
scoring boundary |
|
|
Grumbling |
At not getting a bowl; excessive
hinting |
|
|
Fielding with Hands in Pockets |
As per usual |
|
|
Blaming Tools |
Bat was too heavy |
|
|
Failure to Control Pet |
Allowing Joe Puppy to run on pitch |
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
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|
TOTAL |
£17.25 |
*
Special
Rates
Indiscretion |
Cost |
Duck |
£0.50 |
Golden Duck |
£1.00 |
Diamond or Platinum Duck |
£2.00 |
Out Playing Reverse-sweep /
Switch-hit |
£1.00 |
Dropped Catch |
£0.50 |
Opening Bowler No Wicket |
£0.50 |
Opening Partnership <25 Avoidance |
£0.50 |
Smoking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
Drinking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
Missed Stumping |
£0.50 |
Missed Run-Out |
£0.50 |
Fines' Folder Abuse |
£0.50 |
Impersonating Billy Liar |
£0.50 |
Having a Major Cob |
£0.50 |
Having a Parkinson’s Cob (utter
meltdown) |
£1.00 |
Uber [anything] – particularly
arrogant, smug or condescending |
£0.50 |
Extreme [anything] – particularly Frowning |
£0.50 |
Insulting the Fines Committee
Chairman |
£1.00 |
Insolvency / Unemployment (maximum
limit) Known as the “Dobner Clause” |
£1.00 |
Swearing in Front of Kids |
£2.50 |
Bringing the Club into Disrepute (Ruled on by the Captain) |
£5.00 |
Dissent (to On-field Umpires) |
£5.00 |
Mongoose Multiplier (out using Goose) |
x2 |