Far
from the MCC fines 06.05.07
v Cholsey CC (a) won by 75 runs
Recorded
Fines
25p unless otherwise stated.
|
Name |
Fine |
Reason |
Cost
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Steve D |
Buffet Theft |
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Self
Importance |
"Never going to stop a four again" |
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Impersonating a Footballer |
Fielding with shin of own bowling |
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Comedy Bowling |
Shortest ball in history |
|
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Chasing Avoidance |
Electing to bat first |
|
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Self
Importance |
"Gavel it!" re own fines |
|
|
|
Insulting the Fines Committee
Chairman |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
|
Martin |
Opening Partnership Avoidance |
|
£0.50 |
|
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Dropped Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Self
Importance |
"James's fines next" |
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|
|
Dissent |
Sulky cob walking round boundary |
£0.50 |
|
|
Talking Crap |
"Dropped catch meant got wicket
later in over" |
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|
Duck |
|
£0.50 |
|
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|
|
£2.50 |
|
Steve P |
Duck |
|
£0.50 |
|
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Self
Importance |
Wanting the most fines |
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Average Protection |
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Feigning Injury |
Back |
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Inappropriate Flirting |
Hanging around in bushes with Thorn |
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Dissing the Captain |
Asking if needed fielder at cow |
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Dissing the Captain |
After misfield
off his bowling |
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Blaming Tools |
The wind |
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Walking Avoidance |
Bowled |
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Comedy Fielding |
Misfield off skip's bowling |
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Inappropriate Flirting |
"Fancying" opponents bat |
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Jug Avoidance |
4 wickets |
|
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|
£3.25 |
|
Dave |
Impersonating a Victorian Sunbather |
3/4-length trousers |
|
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Dissing the Fines Committee |
By email |
|
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|
Impersonating Michael Fish |
"These aren't rain clouds" |
|
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|
|
|
£0.75 |
|
Nick |
Instigating a Collapse |
|
|
|
|
Abusing a Team Mate |
Threatening to run-out Mike C |
|
|
|
Pub Avoidance |
Before game |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.75 |
|
Thornton |
Dissing The Team |
Re slow scoring rate - then out 1st
ball |
|
|
|
Dissent |
When out |
£0.50 |
|
|
Inappropriate Flirting |
Hanging around in bushes with Steve P |
|
|
|
Laundry Avoidance |
Whites |
|
|
|
Smoking on the Pitch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Golden Duck |
|
£1.00 |
|
|
|
|
£2.75 |
|
James H |
Smoking on the Pitch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Impersonating Captain Pugwash |
|
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|
|
Self
Importance |
"Never going to finish a
collapse again" |
|
|
|
Geography Avoidance |
Finding pub/ground |
|
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Run Avoidance |
Didn't want to face 'that' bowler |
|
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|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Mike C |
Batting Avoidance |
Did not realize was due in |
|
|
|
Being Sold a Dummy |
By Dave |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.50 |
|
Gary |
Self
Importance |
"Never going to take a stumping
again" |
|
|
|
Stump Abuse |
Demolishing stumps in stumping
attempt |
|
|
|
Comedy Calling |
"Get it in!" then turning
back and adjusting pads |
|
|
|
Willing a Team Mate to Get Out |
Talking Steve D into getting out |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
|
John |
Jug Avoidance |
2 short of 50 |
|
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|
Information Avoidance |
Refusing to know own score (48), out
next ball |
|
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|
£0.50 |
|
Ant |
Bowling Avoidance |
Running up then not bowling |
|
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Bowling Avoidance |
Impersonating Dilhara
Fernando |
|
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|
£0.50 |
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TOTAL |
£16.00 |
*
Special
Rates
|
Indiscretion |
Cost |
|
Duck |
£0.50 |
|
Golden Duck |
£1.00 |
|
Diamond or Platinum Duck |
£2.00 |
|
Out Playing Reverse-sweep /
Switch-hit |
£1.00 |
|
Dropped Catch |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Bowler No Wicket |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Partnership <25 Avoidance |
£0.50 |
|
Smoking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Drinking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Stumping |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Run-Out |
£0.50 |
|
Fines' Folder Abuse |
£0.50 |
|
Impersonating Billy Liar |
£0.50 |
|
Having a Major Cob |
£0.50 |
|
Having a Parkinson’s Cob (utter
meltdown) |
£1.00 |
|
Uber [anything] – particularly
arrogant, smug or condescending |
£0.50 |
|
Extreme [anything] – particularly Frowning |
£0.50 |
|
Insulting the Fines Committee
Chairman |
£1.00 |
|
Insolvency / Unemployment (maximum
limit) Known as the “Dobner Clause” |
£1.00 |
|
Swearing in Front of Kids |
£2.50 |
|
Bringing the Club into Disrepute (Ruled on by the Captain) |
£5.00 |
|
Dissent (to On-field Umpires) |
£5.00 |
|
Mongoose Multiplier (out using Goose) |
x2 |