Match: 07
/ 150
Won
by 4 wkts
Team |
Total |
Astons CC |
122 |
A. Mann 4 - 9, J. Harris
2 - 14 |
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FFTMCC |
123 - 6 |
S. Parkinson 39, D. Edwards
38* |
And so with a splash of
dazzling sunshine we reached the end of the season. An occasion for a hero to
put his finest foot forward. A hero who has spent years wowing great British
crowds to their feet with deeds of athleticism and vigour. I am of course talking
about Tim Henman whose house overlooks the splendid vista of Aston Tirrold,
home of the Astons Cricket Club. For the record, his house is an impressive
but drab affair. He apparently has a tennis court in the grounds and could be
heard shouting abuse at his missus and assembled guests for the last BBQ of
the year. Allegedly he comes to watch the cricket, so why not us? Did he have
a sneaky look from his third floor loo and decide the standard was not up to
much? He’d have been wrong. Tim Henman’s pokey council house. Trains, planes and bikes
(Mr. Parkinson’s lycra should get an asbo) brought
us from all over the country. Would there be a hero in our throng? Would
someone with big feet and a big heart step forward to take control of the match?
We’ll find out readers. We’ll find out…. Colonel Mustard greeted
us one and all on arrival. A 6ft 3 beast of an OAP with every weekend of his
dwindling years spent umpiring with the officialdom of Dickie Bird. A wink
and a Masonic scratch on ball five of every single over certainly caught
those of us sharing umpiring duties unaware. “Is that old man making a pass
at me?” I thought as another four was whipped to the boundary by Dan the Man.
I was glad to know it was all part of a strange set of rules that besieged
the day. We played a mix of Twenty20 and Test Match rules with a draw
possible and 20 overs played by the second team batting as long as it was
after 3.23pm (but only on the second weekend of the third semester etc etc etc). A. Mann (bowling) rolled back the years in a
champagne display. Being the professional
outfit we are we all got dressed and took to the field. Inspection of the
wicket revealed an alopecia style strip with a swarm of little flies to keep
everyone on their toes. The flies are well known for their love of cricket
and indeed have recently started their own league with other flies from
across the south east of Oxfordshire. They are only small of course so have
opted for a 20Twenty league and who knows - may build up, over time, towards
test cricket? Good luck to them. Our big footed hero
(with his big heart) stepped forward and began his earnest quest for glory.
A. ‘McGrath’ Mann (9.5-6-9-4) bowled with precision and swing and frustrated
the decent looking opening partnership of Smith and Clark. Clark soon fell to
Mann followed by Smith, the victim of Mann’s first catch of the day. Dew the
captain followed and Mann was looking to at a hat-trick as well the
possibility of taking all 10 wickets. He was on fire. D. Edwards’ steak pies got no mention in the
match report. S. Parkinson (7-2-19-0)
kept the runs down at the other end and the pressure mounted. It was almost
as if the whole season, day and innings was leading to what would happen
next…. M. Reeves running in to bowl with energy bursting from every sinew,
the ball swinging into the batsmen, a swing of the bat, leather flying over mid on and a certain four…. wait, A. Mann is leaping into
the air, he’s literally taken off, time has stopped, the ball has slammed
into his right hand, he’s landed, he’s gone and fuckin’ well caught it! A
momentary pause and the team run from all corners of the ground to slap
backs. What a catch…. Collingwood, Jonty Rhodes would have been proud. Our
tail was up, with more wickets for Reeves (6-1-16-2) and J. Harris
(4-0-14-2). There was smoking on the pitch but quickly snuffed out by a
rather tetchy Dickie Bird. Fags out (though smoking was resumed just off the
pitch shortly after), apologies all round and back to the action. Really gripping stuff, guys. Our fielding was
excellent with fine stops, catches and throwing to our very own Mr. Bullock
behind the wood. Our Captain for the day, Mr. Dobner, made his claim to take
over from I. Howarth next year, with a series of fine bowling changes. A
flurry of late batting (Napper 27) took our competitors to 122. This was a
polished and professional performance from a fine group of athletes. A fine spread for tea,
more Henman spotting and some scratching of heads as we tried to understand
the bizarre rules. Moo and Danny Boy took to the field loud and proud,
confident of seeing off the runs in one go. It was slow going. The pitch was
not easy with variable bounce and a bit of swing. Still, a decent start
before Moo (0) was bowled by Napper. He was unlucky. The ball didn’t bounce.
In walks Lucan playing a cover drive for four and back foot off drive for 3
(the author indulging in two of his own shots – forgive me and fine me). And
then a short ball, low bounce, bat on ball, ball span backwards, nudged
stump, single bail fell off and their whole team jumped, leaped, shouted,
kissed and embraced. Is Lucan (7) that good? NO. Napper had taken his 500th
wicket (over 19 years). A great achievement and no consolation whatsoever for
Lucan. D. Edwards’ 38* anchored The MAD innings home. The batting continued
with Steve Parky playing well for 39 including a six. His last innings for
the FFTMCC for a while as he migrates somewhere up north – a fool of course.
The north smells and they can’t play cricket (apart from Durham, Lancashire,
Yorkshire, Notts and Scotland). Good luck and we look forward to seeing you
next year at some point. Dan played the bad ball well and with a quick fire
11 from Reevsie we moved towards victory with apparent ease. Umpires
continued to wink at each other and the sun began to slowly shrink behind a
copse of sycamores (or whatever they were)…. It could have been touch and go
at certain points, but a backbone innings from Dan Edwards (38*) ensured a
winning end to the season. From a personal point of
view it’s been a pleasure to play a few times this year and contribute a few
runs in at least one match. I look forward to The MAD AGM and nets in the
winter. A. Mann – man of the
match and champagne moment. His day. ‘Lord Lucan’
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*
Far from the MCC versus Astons CC Played at Aston Tirrold, 9 September
2007 Far from the MCC won the toss and elected to field Far from the MCC
won by 4 wkts Far from the MCC debuts: none |
07 / 150 Timed match |
Team |
Astons CC |
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# |
Batsman |
How Out |
Total |
Balls |
4s |
6s |
FOW |
1 |
R. A. Smith + |
c and b Mann |
15 |
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2 |
N. Clark |
b Mann |
3 |
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3 |
T. Dew * |
b Mann |
0 |
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4 |
D. Barlow |
b Reeves |
12 |
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5 |
I. Gibson |
c Mann b Reeves |
17 |
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6 |
G. Smith |
b Harris |
7 |
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|
7 |
J. Shea |
b Hoskins |
5 |
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|
8 |
A. Napper |
b Edwards |
27 |
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9 |
M. Wigg |
b Harris |
0 |
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|
10 |
S. Smith |
not out |
14 |
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|
11 |
L. Gray |
lbw b Mann |
5 |
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Extras |
(NB6, W6, LB1, B4) |
17 |
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TOTAL |
(all out, 39.5 overs) |
122 |
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# |
Bowler |
Overs |
Maidens |
Runs |
Wkts |
|
1 |
Parkinson |
7 |
2 |
19 |
0 |
|
2 |
Mann |
9.5 |
6 |
9 |
4 |
|
3 |
Reeves |
6 |
1 |
16 |
2 |
|
4 |
Hoskins |
5 |
0 |
26 |
1 |
|
5 |
Harris |
4 |
0 |
14 |
2 |
|
6 |
Smith |
3 |
0 |
15 |
0 |
|
7 |
Dobner |
2 |
0 |
5 |
0 |
|
8 |
Edwards |
3 |
1 |
13 |
1 |
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Team |
Far from
the MCC |
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# |
Batsman |
How Out |
Total |
Balls |
4s |
6s |
FOW |
1 |
M. T. Westmoreland |
b Napper |
0 |
|
- |
- |
1-1 |
2 |
D. M. Edwards |
not out |
38 |
|
3 |
- |
- |
3 |
R. J. B. Hadfield |
b Napper |
7 |
|
1 |
- |
2-16 |
4 |
S. B. Parkinson |
c Clark b Dew |
39 |
|
5 |
1 |
3-84 |
5 |
T. P. W. Smith |
b Shea |
4 |
|
1 |
- |
4-101 |
6 |
M. K. Reeves |
c Barlow b Dew |
11 |
|
2 |
- |
5-116 |
7 |
J. Harris |
c Shea b Napper |
4 |
|
1 |
- |
6-122 |
8 |
M. Bullock + |
not out |
0 |
|
- |
- |
- |
9 |
J. D. Hoskins |
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10 |
S. L. P. Dobner * |
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|
11 |
A. G. Mann |
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Extras |
(NB8, W6, LB2, B4) |
20 |
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TOTAL |
(for 6 wickets, 37.1 overs) |
123 |
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# |
Bowler |
Overs |
Maidens |
Runs |
Wkts |
|
1 |
Napper |
9 |
5 |
19 |
3 |
|
2 |
Gray |
7 |
1 |
22 |
0 |
|
3 |
S. Smith |
6 |
1 |
13 |
0 |
|
4 |
Wigg |
7 |
3 |
15 |
0 |
|
5 |
Shea |
4 |
0 |
20 |
1 |
|
6 |
Dew |
4.1 |
0 |
23 |
2 |
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MOTM: A. G. Mann Champagne Moment: A. G. Mann’s leaping,
jaw-dropping catch of the millennium! Buffet
Award: J. D. Hoskins’ underrated vegetarian
chilli (with chilli rice) |
Opposition:
V046 / 01 Ground: G035 / 01 Captain: C008 / 04 |