Match: 08
/ 161
Lost
by 192 runs
Team |
Total |
Cholsey CC |
253 - 6 |
A. Mann 3 - 34 |
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FFTMCC |
61 |
A. Mann 17 |
As an experienced and
qualified Buffet Inspector it has been my privilege over the years to inspect
a large number of buffets provided by some of the finest chefs in the UK. As
all connoisseurs know, there are two key elements in the provision of a sumptuous
buffet – quality and quantity – and I’m pleased to say that a buffet which I
lately inspected in the south Oxfordshire village of Cholsey met both these
criteria in abundance. In fact, to my great delight, this buffet, provided by
members of the Oxford-based cricket team Far
From The MCC, for the consumption of the Cholsey side, exceeded my expectations in just about every
aspect. Indeed, I would go so far as to say that this was one of the finest
buffets I have inspected in recent memory, and was a deserved winner of this
month’s regional Fat Pig Gluttony Award. The buffet supplied by Sidley last year closely
resembled The Mad’s offerings. A further indicator of a
superior buffet is that all the
chefs involved provide expertly crafted dishes to be consumed, and this
buffet fitted that bill as well. Here is the menu, as prepared for the Cholsey team on a hot Sunday in July,
2008: Hors d’oeuvres * Selection of canapés, vol-au-vents and
light cheeses (A. Darley) * Cold cuts (liverwurst,
mortadella, chorizo), crudités with vinaigrette, bruschetta (A. Mann) Main course Choice of – * Sliced meat (turkey, ham and roast beef),
chicken wings, ribs (I. Howarth) * Chicken salad, sturgeon, smoked salmon (N. Hebbes) Dessert * Danish pastries, jam tarts, chocolate
éclairs (M. Reeves) * Cheesecake, assorted biscuits, lemon
meringue pie (A. Small) Additional dishes * Sausage rolls (S. Dobner) Needless to say, with
such a fine assortment of tempting dishes on offer, the cricketers of Cholsey gorged themselves senseless
for several hours until they could gorge no more. And who can blame them? ‘The Buffet Inspector’
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