Far
from the MCC fines 29.06.08
v Milton CC (h) won by 5 wkts
Recorded
Fines
25p unless otherwise stated.
|
Name |
Fine |
Reason |
Cost
|
|
Andy M |
Impersonating Kevin Pietersen |
|
|
|
|
Switch Shot Avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Shepherding the Top Order |
Dan |
|
|
|
Established Batsman’s Orders
Avoidance |
Dan’s |
|
|
|
Mixing Drinks |
Vodka
& super-strength lager |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.25 |
|
Ade S |
Dropped Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Merchandising |
Vodafone
replica kit |
|
|
|
Excessive Celebration |
|
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
|
|
|
|
Impersonating a Tourist |
Driving a
German car |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Ben |
Concentration Avoidance During Fines
Committee |
Chattering |
|
|
|
Impersonating a Cad |
|
|
|
|
Duck Avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Having a Minor Cob |
|
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
Arguing at
fines |
|
|
|
Impersonating a Tourist |
Lift in
Ade’s car |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Jenner |
Excessive Optimism |
|
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
Arguing at
fines |
|
|
|
Sportswear Incompetence |
Batting in
sunglasses |
|
|
|
Showboating |
Catch |
|
|
|
Impersonating a Small Child |
“Please,
can I bowl, please, please let me bowl” |
|
|
|
Impersonating a Convict |
Excessive
Australianness |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Nick |
Having a Minor Cob |
|
|
|
|
Having a Minor Cob |
Dissent |
|
|
|
Excessive Carbon Footprint |
|
|
|
|
Grumbling |
About wind
when bowling |
|
|
|
Energy Avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
JP |
Impersonating a Rapper |
Jay-Z –
headlining at Glastonbury |
|
|
|
Average Protection |
|
|
|
|
Opening Bowler No Wicket |
|
|
|
|
Showboating |
Throwing
and catching bat |
|
|
|
2x Nationalism Avoidance |
Lack of
Australianness |
£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Martin |
Dropped Catch |
|
|
|
|
Established Batsman’s Orders
Avoidance |
Dan’s |
|
|
|
Family Avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Being a Bad Parent |
|
|
|
|
Dissing a Team Mate |
Gary |
|
|
|
Toeing the Company Line |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Ian H |
Losing the Toss |
|
|
|
|
Scorebook Avoidance |
Losing the
scorebook |
|
|
|
Impersonating a Dictator |
Insisting
James field on boundary |
|
|
|
Bullying a Small Child |
|
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
Arguing at
fines |
|
|
|
Father Avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Alarming Locking |
Clueless
when it comes to the KCC alarm system (despite being the key holder) |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.75 |
|
Ant |
2x Self Importance |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Opening Bowler No Wicket |
|
|
|
|
Pen Avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Turning Up Late |
|
|
|
|
Self
Importance |
Arguing at
fines |
|
|
|
Insulting the Fines Committee
Chairman |
|
|
|
|
Impersonating a Convict |
Excessive
Australianness |
|
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
|
James |
Grumbling |
|
|
|
|
Paranoia |
|
|
|
|
Scorers Duties Avoidance |
Not
helping scorer |
|
|
|
Failure to Recognize Own Player |
Ade S |
|
|
|
Excessive Celebration |
Celebrating
on own |
|
|
|
Impersonating Anil Kumble |
Spin
bowling |
|
|
|
Instigating Monotonic Fines |
£1.50 each |
|
|
|
Insulting the Fines Committee
Chairman |
Himself |
|
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
TOTAL |
£16.00 |
*
Special
Rates
|
Indiscretion |
Cost |
|
Duck |
£0.50 |
|
Golden Duck |
£1.00 |
|
Diamond or Platinum Duck |
£2.00 |
|
Out Playing Reverse-sweep /
Switch-hit |
£1.00 |
|
Dropped Catch |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Bowler No Wicket |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Partnership <25 Avoidance |
£0.50 |
|
Smoking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Drinking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Stumping |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Run-Out |
£0.50 |
|
Fines' Folder Abuse |
£0.50 |
|
Impersonating Billy Liar |
£0.50 |
|
Having a Major Cob |
£0.50 |
|
Having a Parkinson’s Cob (utter
meltdown) |
£1.00 |
|
Uber [anything] – particularly
arrogant, smug or condescending |
£0.50 |
|
Extreme [anything] – particularly Frowning |
£0.50 |
|
Insulting the Fines Committee
Chairman |
£1.00 |
|
Insolvency / Unemployment (maximum
limit) Known as the “Dobner Clause” |
£1.00 |
|
Swearing in Front of Kids |
£2.50 |
|
Bringing the Club into Disrepute (Ruled on by the Captain) |
£5.00 |
|
Dissent (to On-field Umpires) |
£5.00 |
|
Mongoose Multiplier (out using Goose) |
x2 |