Match: 13
/ 167
Lost
by 43 runs
Team |
Total |
Wootton & Boars
Hill CC |
161 – 6 |
S. Dobner 2 - 31 |
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FFTMCC |
118 |
S. Dobner 37, I. Howarth
36 |
As an inspector of
foreign countries, it has often been my privilege to inspect a country which
is foreign, sometimes for periods of up to 14 years. In this case, however,
it falls to me to inspect a country which is not actually foreign to me, but
due to the length of time away from said sovereign state, the country in
question can in some respects seem
like a foreign land. One novel phenomenon I
have noticed about this country is the constant advertising of premature
ejaculation therapies on the radio, in the newspapers and on billboards
everywhere. If these advertisements are to be believed, fifty percent of the
male population here are afflicted by this condition – although of course I
am not one of them. Dude is the Foreign Country Inspector (right)…. Otherwise, these two
countries appear to be exactly the same: they both have a desk with a
computer on it, and the computer in question is connected to the internet,
and it is possible to access exactly the same websites I used to when living
in my previous country. Except for the BBC.
Apparently you can’t watch BBC TV unless you are actually living in the UK and
paying the license fee, and all they have here is some crap subscription
channel called UKTV which shows nothing except Coronation Street and repeats
of Dad’s Army from four hundred and twenty-eight years ago. Bastards. ‘The
Foreign Inspector’
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