Match: 09
/ 185
Lost
by 96 runs
Team |
Total |
Louth CC |
243 - 8 |
I. Howarth 3 - 40, J. Hoskins
2 - 25 |
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FFTMCC |
147 |
D. Edwards 42, I. Howarth
30 |
As an accustomed and now
semi-retired cricket wicket inspector, it was with great pleasure that I was
delighted to be able to report on Louth’s £2m ground and pavilion
refurbishment. I turned to my learned
friend Mr Boycott; “For tha’ money the’s’d be’er be a Test quality
wicket!” I was lucky enough to be
invited to take part in a gentle warm-up game on a side strip at the edge of
the square. “Thay’s a solid pitch. It’ll play firm
and true. A batsman’s paradise. I
reckon thee’s worth a million just for ’’roller. “’Ang on! Look at the’
cracks!” “I ca’ not only get m’
car keys in these, I can bloody well start the engine!” I noted the cracks were
random, unlike the checkerboard pattern at Brasenose. So, a nice solid bouncy surface with the
odd random spot that would take off even more, yet the odd one that would
keep low. (And a potentially potent weapon for Louth the following day
against the England Women’s XI, who would surely be on average lower in
height than the Louth bowlers…) The England ladies sure are diminutive. I was guided to the
changing room through a maze of doors. Someone apologized for Diana’s
absence. During our scratch XI’s
bowling display, I witnessed a previously unseen amount of swing. New ball
and old ball. Remarkable given the unprecedented dry sunny conditions. Wonder if the salt plays a part? Later we got to play
with the £10k remote-controlled digital scoreboard. Good job, because none of
the locals seemed to know how to work it.
I found the umpire light to be completely useless; neither umpire even
glanced in the direction of the scoreboard when signalling. And we are still mystified about the ‘Horn’
button…. In summary, it’s a new
surface and I believe it will settle, with the cracks filled in, to play for
some fantastic cricket entertainment in 2010 on what I expect by then to be a
Test quality wicket. The bar could really do with a cellar, or at least an
ingenious fridge to keep the barrels at 11°C. The tallest “church” spire in England. Louth has a fantastic cathedral.
Well, it will have when it gets city status. Unlike somewhere like Reading. Lincoln has nothing
apart from a decent cathedral, crappy tourism, and tea-shops that serve
overpriced instant coffee in mugs that came free from hairdressers. I rest my case of beer. ‘The Pitch
Inspector’
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