Far
from the MCC fines 02.08.09
v Wootton & Bladon CC (h) won by 2 wkts
Recorded
Fines
25p unless otherwise stated.
|
Name |
Fine |
Reason |
Cost
|
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Mike R |
Self importance |
|
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|
|
Impersonating
Adie Small |
Celebration
after wicket |
|
|
|
Insufficient
appeal |
Poor
appealing |
|
|
|
Good
weather |
Mike always has crap weather (rain) |
|
|
|
Being
fucking unlucky |
|
|
|
|
Failure to
guide team |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Andy D |
Drop |
|
50p |
|
|
Wishing
skipper out |
Ultimate betrayal |
|
|
|
Wishing Adie
F ran out |
Even worse betrayal of a team mate |
|
|
|
Too much
caffeine |
Hyped up before game |
|
|
|
Poor team
ethics |
|
|
|
|
Cob |
After dismissal |
|
|
|
Poor maths |
Estimation of his fines |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.75 |
|
Dan |
Pissing |
On field |
|
|
|
Drop |
|
50p |
|
|
Sledging |
Batsman he thought was out |
|
|
|
Sledging |
Whilst batting |
|
|
|
Card game
confusion |
|
|
|
|
Having a
dog brighter than Billy |
And the dog is dumb |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.75 |
|
Dave E |
Expulsion |
From “Bridge” nightclub in town |
|
|
|
Fighting |
With chavs at nightclub |
|
|
|
Opening
bowler no wicket |
|
|
|
|
Medium cob |
After dismissal |
50p |
|
|
Duck |
|
50p |
|
|
Boasting
about his ducks |
|
|
|
|
Batting
like a #12 |
|
|
|
|
Comedy
fielding |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£2.50 |
|
Adie F |
Late
arrival |
|
|
|
|
Pub
avoidance |
Due to late arrival |
|
|
|
Drop |
|
50p |
|
|
Crap
calling |
Whilst batting with Darley |
|
|
|
Average protection |
|
|
|
|
Paranoia |
Betting scandal |
|
|
|
Self importance |
As per usual |
|
|
|
Cob |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£2.25 |
|
Ian H |
Phone call |
During
fines committee |
|
|
|
Impersonating Dan |
|
|
|
|
Failure to convert |
50 to 100 |
|
|
|
Too much faith |
In lower
order |
|
|
|
Prediction of own demise |
Batting |
|
|
|
Pissing |
On field |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Matt |
TVR avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Batting avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Dissing team |
We bowled
“leg side shit” |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.75 |
|
Martin |
Not remembering batting order |
|
|
|
|
Losing toss |
|
50p |
|
|
Failure to control family |
Walking
behind the bowler |
|
|
|
Encouraging Dan to get out |
|
|
|
|
Bowling avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Lack of faith |
In pie |
|
|
|
Failure to bowl Emerson out |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
|
Steve D |
Fine cap |
Unemployed |
£1.00 |
|
Dave S |
Average protection |
|
|
|
|
Drop |
|
50p |
|
|
Lack of effort |
Bowling
casually |
|
|
|
Pub avoidance |
Before and
after game |
50p |
|
|
Fines avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Push-bike avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Driving off with door open |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£2.25 |
|
Mike C |
Being a daft twat |
Losing £20 |
|
|
|
Drop |
|
50p |
|
|
Cob |
At losing
£20 |
|
|
|
Cob |
Bowled by
pie |
|
|
|
Poor puppy control |
Joe Puppy |
|
|
|
Outwitted by dumb dog |
Joe Puppy |
|
|
|
Thinking he was on a beach |
Rolling
his trousers up |
|
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
|
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|
TOTAL |
£19.25 |
*
Special
Rates
|
Indiscretion |
Cost |
|
Duck |
£0.50 |
|
Golden Duck |
£1.00 |
|
Diamond or Platinum Duck |
£2.00 |
|
Out Playing Reverse-sweep /
Switch-hit |
£1.00 |
|
Dropped Catch |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Bowler No Wicket |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Partnership <25 Avoidance |
£0.50 |
|
Smoking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Drinking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Stumping |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Run-Out |
£0.50 |
|
Fines' Folder Abuse |
£0.50 |
|
Impersonating Billy Liar |
£0.50 |
|
Having a Major Cob |
£0.50 |
|
Having a Parkinson’s Cob (utter
meltdown) |
£1.00 |
|
Uber [anything] – particularly
arrogant, smug or condescending |
£0.50 |
|
Extreme [anything] – particularly Frowning |
£0.50 |
|
Insulting the Fines Committee
Chairman |
£1.00 |
|
Insolvency / Unemployment (maximum
limit) Known as the “Dobner Clause” |
£1.00 |
|
Swearing in Front of Kids |
£2.50 |
|
Bringing the Club into Disrepute (Ruled on by the Captain) |
£5.00 |
|
Dissent (to On-field Umpires) |
£5.00 |
|
Mongoose Multiplier (out using Goose) |
x2 |