Far
from the MCC fines 26.07.09
v Oxford University Press (h) won by 56 runs
Recorded
Fines
25p unless otherwise stated.
|
Name |
Fine |
Reason |
Cost
|
|
Ian H |
Dropped
catch |
Off
Emerson |
|
|
|
Insulting
Chairman of the Fines Committee |
|
|
|
|
Calling
'Karate Kid' Federer |
Sledging |
|
|
|
Hogging
the strike |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
|
Dan |
Too many
dot balls |
Pacman |
|
|
|
3 x Dog on
the pitch |
Please, please, please get your
fucking dog trained will you??? |
|
|
|
Poor dog
control |
Joe P attacking
Reevsie |
|
|
|
Owning a
smelly dog |
Joe Puppy |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Ian L / James H |
No notes
taken |
Because the Fines Chairman is a cunt |
£4.00 |
|
Morlers |
Bowling
avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Impersonating
Moo |
|
|
|
|
Poor
memory |
Forgetting
to bring any super-strength lager |
|
|
|
Out of
character |
Not pissed |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
|
Jake |
Stealing
Dan's catch |
|
|
|
|
Self-entrapment |
|
|
|
|
Being too
early |
|
|
|
|
Too long a
toilet break |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
|
JP |
Over exuberant
e-mail |
Harping on about the Ashes |
|
|
|
Too long a
run up |
|
|
|
|
Rhythm
avoidance |
With this ridiculously long run up of
his |
|
|
|
Impersonating
Darley |
|
|
|
|
Average
protection |
|
|
|
|
Self-importance |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Thorn |
Fire
avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Smoking on
the Pitch |
|
|
|
|
Using
phone on the pitch |
Do you want to go into banking? Fuck
sake |
|
|
|
Comedy
Fielding |
|
|
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
|
Martin |
Losing
toss avoidance |
|
|
|
|
Less than
25 as opener |
|
|
|
|
Bowled by
Emerson |
|
|
|
|
Complaining
about 'shrapnel' |
|
|
|
|
Asking
Morlers to bowl |
Lack of intelligence |
|
|
|
Dissing
team kit |
|
|
|
|
Self Importance |
|
|
|
|
Catch
avoidance |
Chickening out |
|
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
|
Stevie D |
|
|
£1.00 |
|
Lego |
|
|
£1.00 |
|
Reevsie |
|
|
£1.00 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
TOTAL |
£16.00 |
*
Special
Rates
|
Indiscretion |
Cost |
|
Duck |
£0.50 |
|
Golden Duck |
£1.00 |
|
Diamond or Platinum Duck |
£2.00 |
|
Out Playing Reverse-sweep /
Switch-hit |
£1.00 |
|
Dropped Catch |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Bowler No Wicket |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Partnership <25 Avoidance |
£0.50 |
|
Smoking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Drinking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Stumping |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Run-Out |
£0.50 |
|
Fines' Folder Abuse |
£0.50 |
|
Impersonating Billy Liar |
£0.50 |
|
Having a Major Cob |
£0.50 |
|
Having a Parkinson’s Cob (utter
meltdown) |
£1.00 |
|
Uber [anything] – particularly
arrogant, smug or condescending |
£0.50 |
|
Extreme [anything] – particularly Frowning |
£0.50 |
|
Insulting the Fines Committee
Chairman |
£1.00 |
|
Insolvency / Unemployment (maximum
limit) Known as the “Dobner Clause” |
£1.00 |
|
Swearing in Front of Kids |
£2.50 |
|
Bringing the Club into Disrepute (Ruled on by the Captain) |
£5.00 |
|
Dissent (to On-field Umpires) |
£5.00 |
|
Mongoose Multiplier (out using Goose) |
x2 |