Match: 09
/ 171
Lost
by 207 runs
Team |
Total |
Tetsworth CC |
358 - 8 |
J. Hoskins 4 - 63, A. Darley
2 - 41 |
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FFTMCC |
151 |
I. Howarth 57, D. Edwards
48 |
As a Tonking Inspector,
it has been my duty and privilege over the years to witness a large number of
impressive tonkings, and as chance would have it,
many of those tonkings have been handed out to Far
from the MCC. I was on hand to witness
the Great Tonking of 2002 when Lemmings beat FFTMCC by 206 runs on a sunny
day at Pembroke. On that day only Ed Lester put up any resistance,
top-scoring with 24 for The Mad out of a total of not many at all. I was
there at Tonkfest ’08, when the boys from Cholsey
put on 253 and tonked The Mad by 192. Likewise, I
saw with my own eyes the Tonking of Cobland (also
in 2008 – what a great year it was) when Milton beat The Mad by 141 on a
sweltering afternoon in June. Or July. Skipper A. Blenheim, with Oxford and Stanford
20/20 legend H. Shallow (right). Three fine tonkings, all worthy of note. Yet all of them pale into
insignificance beside the tonking of which I am now about to speak. Never in
my time as Inspector of the Tonk have I seen a tonking such as that which
took place at Tetsworth last Sunday.
And curiously, I didn’t even see it. On occasion, a tonking is so big, so vast, so
comprehensive, that the Duty Inspector need not even be in the same
hemisphere of the planet to be able to gauge its impact, and this was case at
Tetsworth. Five sixes and a four
hit off one I. Howarth over. Three balls lost in the hedges during one over
from N. Hebbes. S. Dobner smacked twice into the pub. And these were the
better bowlers. A total of twenty-two 6s and thirty-eight 4s. Or thereabouts.
It’s easy to lose count when there are so
many. By the time H. Shallow
retired hurt (severe neck strain due to looking skyward so often as the ball sailed over the boundary rope) on 182,
Tetsworth had easily reached the 300 mark and finished on 358-8 from 33.2
overs [declared]. 6 6 4 6 6 6 6 6 4 = well bowled I. Howarth. This was indeed a
marvellous tonking, the likes of which will possibly never been seen again.
And yet, the game was played in such a fine spirit, that afterwards, the
Tetsworth team, management, girlfriends, hangers on, spectators and
groundsmen all praised The Mad for their genuine sportsmanship, and invited
them to come back and have their bowling flayed mercilessly around the park
whenever they so desired. Bravo! If I have any regrets in
my official capacity in this instance, it is that I wasn’t actually present
to play some small part in the tonking myself. ‘Tonking
Inspector’
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