Far
from the MCC fines 31.05.09
v Old East Oxford CC (h) won by 62 runs
Recorded
Fines
25p unless otherwise stated.
Name |
Fine |
Reason |
Cost
|
Morlers |
Pen
Avoidance |
|
|
|
Matrix
Fielding |
Slow
motion |
|
|
3 x Fines
Avoidance |
|
|
|
Backing-up
Avoidance |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
Thorn |
Smoking on
the Pitch |
|
£0.50 |
|
Leaving
the Pitch mid-game |
|
|
|
Requesting
beer whilst on the Pitch |
Impersonating a pisshead |
|
|
Michael
Jackson (before he was dead) Fielding |
|
|
|
Cob |
|
|
|
Self-importance |
|
|
|
Wearing
the wrong shirt |
Wrong nickname |
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
Stevie D |
Duck |
|
|
|
Comment of
'no runs on this pitch' |
Cementing his comment with a duck |
|
|
Comedy
Fielding |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
Reevsie |
Excessive
Cycling / warming up |
|
|
|
Shrinking
head / Pitt Rivers |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.50 |
Dan |
Wearing
I-pod |
More interesting than listening to
team |
|
|
Refusing
to bowl |
|
|
|
Threatening
to murder J-Mo |
|
£1.00 |
|
Drinking
on the pitch |
|
|
|
Cob |
|
|
|
Impersonating
Dick Turpin |
|
|
|
Impersonating
an invalid |
|
|
|
Hogging
the match |
|
|
|
|
|
£2.75 |
Dave E |
Comedy Hat |
Looking a twat |
|
|
Excessive
warming up |
|
|
|
Smoking at
'drinks' |
|
|
|
Smoking on
the pitch |
|
£0.50 |
|
Minor
Cob x
2 |
|
£0.50 |
|
Appeal
avoidance |
|
|
|
Dropped
Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
Missed
run-out |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
|
£3.00 |
Ian H |
Major Cob |
After his “shit lbw decision” |
£1.00 |
|
Fine
entrapment |
|
|
|
Comedy
fielding |
|
|
|
Mooing at
Moo |
Goading
Moo |
|
|
Insulting
Chairman of the Fines Committee |
“You’re a fucking
cock” |
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
J-Mo |
Buying a
girls car |
Porsche |
|
|
3 x Self
Importance |
|
|
|
Impersonating
A Fisher |
Pie
chucking |
|
|
Average
Protection |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
Ade F |
Celebrating
Pie |
|
|
|
2 x
Self-Importance |
|
£0.50 |
|
Falling
off bar stool |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.00 |
Jake |
Stripping |
In front
of ladies and children |
|
|
Impersonating
a female umpire |
|
|
|
Feigning
knee injury |
|
|
|
Fine
entrapment |
Giving
beer |
|
|
Swapping
beer |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.25 |
Moo |
Losing the
toss |
|
|
|
Lack of
sympathy |
For Jake’s
injury |
|
|
Bowling
avoidance |
Yips |
|
|
Outscored
by Dan |
The sheer
outrageousness of it! |
|
|
Failure to
use all bowlers |
|
|
|
Incorrect
catching technique |
Utilising
kneecap [instead of hands] |
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
TOTAL |
£18.00 |
*
Special
Rates
Indiscretion |
Cost |
Duck |
£0.50 |
Golden Duck |
£1.00 |
Diamond or Platinum Duck |
£2.00 |
Out Playing Reverse-sweep /
Switch-hit |
£1.00 |
Dropped Catch |
£0.50 |
Opening Bowler No Wicket |
£0.50 |
Opening Partnership <25 Avoidance |
£0.50 |
Smoking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
Drinking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
Missed Stumping |
£0.50 |
Missed Run-Out |
£0.50 |
Fines' Folder Abuse |
£0.50 |
Impersonating Billy Liar |
£0.50 |
Having a Major Cob |
£0.50 |
Having a Parkinson’s Cob (utter
meltdown) |
£1.00 |
Uber [anything] – particularly
arrogant, smug or condescending |
£0.50 |
Extreme [anything] – particularly Frowning |
£0.50 |
Insulting the Fines Committee
Chairman |
£1.00 |
Insolvency / Unemployment (maximum
limit) Known as the “Dobner Clause” |
£1.00 |
Swearing in Front of Kids |
£2.50 |
Bringing the Club into Disrepute (Ruled on by the Captain) |
£5.00 |
Dissent (to On-field Umpires) |
£5.00 |
Mongoose Multiplier (out using Goose) |
x2 |