Far
from the MCC fines 01.08.10
v Wootton & Bladon CC (h) won by 4 wkts
Recorded
Fines
25p unless otherwise stated.
Name |
Fine |
Reason |
Cost
|
Ian H |
Failure to bring team home |
|
|
|
Large cob |
Throwing bat in changing room |
50p |
|
Comedy dismissal |
Crap shot after being told to
concentrate |
|
|
Self
importance |
“The team relies on me” |
|
|
Dissing team |
“You lot are shite without me” |
|
|
Impersonating James Pearson |
Trigger finger |
|
|
Cob |
|
|
|
Impersonating Mystic Meg |
“I knew I’d get out” |
50p |
|
Arrogance |
“My innings deserved a fifty” |
|
|
Cob |
|
|
|
|
|
£3.00 |
Dave E |
Being a mummy’s boy |
Behaving himself with mum at ground |
|
|
Fines ignorance |
Not having a clue |
|
|
Drop |
|
50p |
|
Tourettes |
Shouting out “H2O” whilst Steve Poole
was waiting to face (a delivery) |
50p |
|
Stupidity |
|
|
|
Cob |
|
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
Matt |
Batting avoidance |
Missing his turn whilst scoring |
|
|
Drop |
|
50p |
|
Name ignorance |
Not realising he was next in to bat |
|
|
Cob |
Regarding his geography |
|
|
TVR avoidance |
|
|
|
Dissing his TVR |
“Unreliable” |
|
|
Believing in youth development |
Youngest Mad player is 30yrs old |
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
Mike R |
Run out avoidance |
Never ran out a member of opposition |
|
|
Harbouring dark thoughts |
About his cricketing injustices |
|
|
Threatening behaviour |
See above |
|
|
Self
importance |
“I thought I’d bring team home” |
|
|
Cob |
“I’m not lending my pen!” |
|
|
Large cob |
After his lbw dismissal |
50p |
|
Failure to bring team home |
|
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
Gareth |
Name ignorance |
|
|
|
Beard |
|
|
|
Looking like Bo Duke |
Dukes of Hazard (check shirt) |
|
|
Drop |
|
50p |
|
Average protection |
|
|
|
Deafness |
Not listening to anybody |
|
|
Fine entrapment |
Reminding people he dropped a catch |
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
Dan |
Ideas above his station |
Thinking he’s an international
cricketer |
|
|
Lack of dog control |
Joe Puppy on pitch |
|
|
Comedy fielding |
Going down in stages |
|
|
Impersonating Abramovich |
Arriving by boat |
|
|
Cruising |
On boat (curb crawling) |
|
|
Drop |
|
50p |
|
Suppressed cob |
At fines committee |
|
|
|
|
£2.00 |
Thorn |
Duck avoidance |
|
|
|
Comedy dismissal |
“Noooooooo”
– as he played his shot |
|
|
Fielding whilst rolling a fag |
|
|
|
Smoking on the pitch |
|
50p |
|
Dissing captain |
“Idiot” |
|
|
Drinking in the pitch |
|
50p |
|
|
|
£2.00 |
Moo |
Self
importance |
|
|
|
Losing toss |
|
50p |
|
Comedy dismissal |
Stumped with scores level |
|
|
Drop |
|
50p |
|
Failure to bring team home |
|
|
|
Self
entrapment |
|
|
|
Failing to bowl opening bowlers out |
The 2 Dave’s |
50p |
|
Not giving a fuck |
“I don’t give a fuck” |
|
|
Insulting opening bowler |
“Emerson you’re a twat” |
|
|
|
|
£3.00 |
James H |
Absent from fines |
Donation in food vouchers |
£4.00 |
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|
TOTAL |
£22.00 |
*
Special
Rates
Indiscretion |
Cost |
Duck |
£0.50 |
Golden Duck |
£1.00 |
Diamond or Platinum Duck |
£2.00 |
Out Playing Reverse-sweep /
Switch-hit |
£1.00 |
Dropped Catch |
£0.50 |
Opening Bowler No Wicket |
£0.50 |
Opening Partnership Avoidance |
£0.50 |
Smoking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
Drinking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
Missed Stumping |
£0.50 |
Missed Run-Out |
£0.50 |
Fines' Folder Abuse |
£0.50 |
Impersonating Billy Liar |
£0.50 |
Having a Major Cob |
£0.50 |
Having a Parkinson’s Cob (utter
meltdown) |
£1.00 |
Looking Uber-Smug (overly arrogant
and condescending) |
£0.50 |
Extreme Frowning |
£0.50 |
Insulting the Fines Committee
Chairman |
£0.50 |
Insolvency / Unemployment (maximum
limit) Known as the “Dobner Clause” |
£1.00 |
Swearing in Front of Kids |
£2.50 |
Bringing the Club into Disrepute (Ruled on by the Captain) |
£5.00 |
Dissent (to On-field Umpires) |
£5.00 |
Mongoose Multiplier (out using Goose) |
x2 |