Match: 10
/ 216
Lost
by 74 runs
Team |
Total |
Oxenford CC |
177 - 6 |
D. Emerson 2 - 11 |
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FFTMCC |
103 |
I. Howarth 25, M. Westmoreland 17 |
Following his lack of
enthusiasm in ordering club hoodies and beach shorts, Martin Westmoreland’s
dip in popularity had him struggling to find a full team for Sunday’s
inaugural game against Oxenford CC. Both the Gary’s pulled out citing
illness, whilst club legend A. Morley was a late withdrawal after being
nicked mixing 67 pints of beer with a quick spin in his motor. Even the ever
reliable Mander’s were uncontactable – and a quick plea to the other 800
people on The MAD’s email list failed to cough up a single volunteer. So ten
it was. “Hmm. Mike Clarke – no mobile number. Fucking
surprise there then….” After another successful
loss of the toss, Martin opted for an off-side heavy field to complement the
leg-side bowling of D. Another beautiful summer’s day in Oxford…. The rain was quite
heavy, but it did eventually relent enough for play to resume. The pudding was
now more akin to paddy field, and the ball, once firm to the grip, now
resembled a ball of seaweed. Evidently New Zealanders are more familiar to
all things wet (sic), as Emerson (8-4-11-2), largely innocuous before the
break, now bowled with renewed vigour sending Dines (13) and Audley-Miller
(0) packing. Westmoreland (8-0-34-1) then got in on the act with some dibbly dobbly stuff to prize
Mills out for 10, but things were tipping in Oxenford’s favour due to the
confident batting of their skipper, T. Hampton. Drawing on experience of
batting in a quagmire, Tim nudged, flicked and nurdled his way through the
gears in guiding his team towards a decent total. With less than 10 overs
remaining, The MAD were quite optimistic they could keep their opponents to a
relatively meagre total. Unfortunately a diet of head-high beamers from T.
Smith (3-0-34-0), egg flan from J. Hoskins (4-0-21-1), and more legside dross
from Howarth (6-0-29-1) ensured this was not the case. Oxenford finally
topping out on 177-6, much to the bemusement of themselves and everyone else.
Time for tea and plenty of food for thought [sic]. Dan (right) discovers the joys of food. In an obvious charm
offensive, Martin stripped D. Edwards of opening the batting and auctioned
off his spot to the highest bidder. There were no takers as the guys were
less than eager to wade out to the middle in their angling boots. As such,
regular night watchman Dave “Jimmy Anderson” Emerson was thrown to the lions.
He managed to rebuff a few mud pies before one caught the edge of his bat and
he departed for a well-constructed nought. M. Reeves (5) didn’t fare too well
either – failing to get a bite using a myriad of bait, he eventually got one
that deviated onto middle stump just above his boot laces. This brought
Edwards into bat with the obdurate I. Howarth, and together they pushed The
MAD total past 50. It was far from easy out in the middle, but the regular
opening combo at least showed some signs of knuckling down. A shame then when
Edwards (12) flailed at a wide one and spooned it to point, and just a few
overs later Howarth’s (25) castle was toppled after Barty
(8-2-15-2) did him with an arm ball. J. Hotson sweeps a ball at the keeper’s bollocks. 66-4 quickly became 68-6
as S. Dobner (6) and M. Bullock (1) sank in the swamp, and only Martin’s (17)
rear-guard efforts with J. Hotson (9) saved The MAD frigate from a somewhat
premature capsizing. Eventually though, both were bowled and matters were made
worse when Howarth triggered J. Hoskins for 2. With Ian having none of James’
public show of descent, Mr. Hoskins followed his Mongoose back to the hutch
to rant about the injustices of the world and Ian being a cock. A despairing Martin (centre) holds his ‘fruit’ in
shame. The MAD all out for a
measly 103, with T. Smith left marooned with an absent number eleven on 0 not
out. In summation, ten men simply doesn’t cut the mud (arf).
Note to skipper: simply must do
better, or at the very least… become more
popular. ‘KP’
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*
Far from the MCC versus Oxenford CC Played at Keble College,
29 August 2010 Oxenford CC won the toss and elected to bat Oxenford CC won
by 74 runs Far from the MCC debuts: none |
10 / 216 40 over match |
Team |
Oxenford CC |
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# |
Batsman |
How Out |
Total |
Balls |
4s |
6s |
FOW |
1 |
P. Dines + |
b Emerson |
13 |
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1 |
- |
1-27 |
2 |
T. Hampton * |
not out |
71 |
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7 |
- |
- |
3 |
T. Audley-Miller |
b Emerson |
0 |
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- |
- |
2-52 |
4 |
S. Mills |
c Dobner b Westmoreland |
10 |
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1 |
- |
3-54 |
5 |
A. Cosgrove |
run out (Reeves/Smith) |
42 |
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6 |
- |
4-137 |
6 |
S. Terry |
st Hotson b Hoskins |
12 |
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1 |
- |
5-161 |
7 |
J. Lakhani |
c Hotson b Howarth |
6 |
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- |
- |
6-172 |
8 |
P. Barty |
not out |
0 |
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- |
- |
- |
9 |
R. Taylor |
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10 |
M. Gilleard |
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11 |
D.Das |
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Extras |
(NB2, W9, LB1, B9) |
21 |
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TOTAL |
(for 6 wickets, 40 overs) |
177 |
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# |
Bowler |
Overs |
Maidens |
Runs |
Wkts |
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1 |
Emerson |
8 |
4 |
11 |
2 |
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2 |
Howarth |
6 |
0 |
29 |
1 |
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3 |
Reeves |
6 |
1 |
23 |
0 |
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4 |
Westmoreland |
8 |
0 |
34 |
1 |
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5 |
Dobner |
5 |
0 |
13 |
0 |
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6 |
Smith |
3 |
0 |
34 |
0 |
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7 |
Hoskins |
4 |
0 |
21 |
1 |
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Team |
Far from the MCC |
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# |
Batsman |
How Out |
Total |
Balls |
4s |
6s |
FOW |
1 |
I. Howarth |
b Barty |
25 |
(49) |
3 |
- |
4-66 |
2 |
D. Emerson |
c Terry b Das |
0 |
(8) |
- |
- |
1-5 |
3 |
M. K. Reeves |
b Taylor |
5 |
(23) |
1 |
- |
2-21 |
4 |
D. M. Edwards |
c Mills b Taylor |
12 |
(27) |
1 |
- |
3-52 |
5 |
S. L. P. Dobner |
b Lakhani |
6 |
(16) |
- |
- |
5-68 |
6 |
M. Bullock |
b Barty |
1 |
(7) |
- |
- |
6-68 |
7 |
M. T. Westmoreland * |
b Lakhani |
17 |
(34) |
2 |
- |
7-101 |
8 |
J. C. W. Hotson + |
b Gilleard |
9 |
(29) |
- |
- |
8-103 |
9 |
J. D. Hoskins |
lbw b Lakhani |
2 |
(3) |
- |
- |
9-103 |
10 |
T. P. W. Smith |
not out |
0 |
(1) |
- |
- |
- |
11 |
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Extras |
(NB3, W19, LB1, B3) |
26 |
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TOTAL |
(all out, 33.2 overs) |
103 |
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# |
Bowler |
Overs |
Maidens |
Runs |
Wkts |
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1 |
Taylor |
9 |
1 |
42 |
2 |
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2 |
Das |
6 |
1 |
9 |
1 |
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3 |
Barty |
8 |
2 |
15 |
2 |
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4 |
Lakhani |
8 |
0 |
31 |
3 |
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5 |
Gilleard |
2.2 |
1 |
2 |
1 |
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MOTM: J. C. W. Hotson Champagne Moment: J. C. W. Hotson’s fine
stumping Buffet
Award: T. P. W. Smith’s vegetable
soup (with wholemeal bap and butter) |
Opposition:
V061 / 01 Ground: G049 / 01 Captain: C011 / 41 |