Far from the MCC fines 20.06.10 v Lemmings (h) lost by 29 runs

Recorded Fines

25p unless otherwise stated.

Name	Fine	Reason	Cost
James P.	Turning Up In Kit
	Improper Kit	Some random cricket whites
	Showing Off
	Embarrassing Team
	Failure To Bring Team Home	Batting
	Forming James Cordon	With James Hoskins in the gully area
			£1.50
Ian H.	Causing A Collapse	Sparked by his dismissal
	Cob Avoidance
	Parkinson Cob	After his dismissal	£1.00
	Impersonating Ronaldo	Using feet to stop the ball (in field)
	Impersonating Morlers	Fielding like a turd
	Talking Back	At skipper
	Playing Golf	Whilst batting
			£2.50
Mike R.	Impersonating Hobbit	Stupid walk with calf injury
	Self-Entrapment
	Dropped Catch		50p
	Arrogance	Concerning his medical knowledge
	Impersonating Spam	With an injury restricting leg movement
	Over Elaborate Injuries	Arrogant take on them
	Bicycle Avoidance
	Impersonating Morlers	Fielding like a turd
	Opening A Patisserie	Bowling utter shit
			£2.50
Dan	Waging War Of Attrition
	Being Blunt	One word answers (cubbish manner)
	Impersonating Barbara Woodhouse	Whilst shouting at Joe Puppy
	Breeding Streaker	Letting daughter Daisy run around Brasenose in the nude
	Poor Preparation	Turning up dishevelled
			£1.25
Thorn	Not Urinating On Pitch	Leaving pitch before drinks break	50p
	Smoking On Pitch		50p
	Impersonating Morlers	In the field
	Drying Up Fines Committee	With boring stories
			£1.50
Dave E.	Duck Avoidance
	Cob Avoidance
	Parkinson Cob	After being dismissed	£1.00
	Secret Cob	In changing rooms after dismissal
	Faking Injury
	Failure To Live Up To Parents Expectations	They thought he was good at cricket
	Concentrated Buffet
	Acting Out Of Character	Being sober for a few minutes
	Terraforming
	Terraforming Ignorance
			£3.25
Jake	Missed Run Out		50p
	Over Running	Running past crease whilst batting
	Haircut Avoidance	Looking like a hippy
	Average Protection
	Making Morlers Look Like Usain Bolt	With his poor running capabilities
			£1.50
J-Mo	Impersonating KP
	Denial
	Failure To Bring Team Home	Batting
	Pretending To Cob	Acting
	Cob Avoidance
	Hat Avoidance
	Duck Avoidance
	Forming James Cordon	With James Pearson in the gully area
	Mongoose Multiplier * 2	Dismissed using the Mongoose bat
			£4.00
Moo	Failure To Bring Team Home	Batting
	Missed Run Out * 2		£1.00
	Self-Importance
	Dropped Catch		50p
	Not Listening To Stevie P.	Regarding field positions
	Agitating Stevie P.	Regarding field positions
	Low Self-Esteem	Had a silent moment in the field (brooding)
	Self-Confessed ‘Batting Like A Twat’
	Having To Be Prompted	To make field changes
	Feeling Flush	Wallet stuffed full of cash
			£3.50
		TOTAL	£21.50

*

Special Rates

Indiscretion	Cost
Duck	£0.50
Golden Duck	£1.00
Diamond or Platinum Duck	£2.00
Out Playing Reverse-sweep / Switch-hit	£1.00
Dropped Catch	£0.50
Opening Bowler No Wicket	£0.50
Opening Partnership Avoidance	£0.50
Smoking on the Pitch	£0.50
Drinking on the Pitch	£0.50
Missed Stumping	£0.50
Missed Run-Out	£0.50
Fines' Folder Abuse	£0.50
Impersonating Billy Liar	£0.50
Having a Major Cob	£0.50
Having a Parkinson’s Cob (utter meltdown)	£1.00
Looking Uber-Smug (overly arrogant and condescending)	£0.50
Extreme Frowning	£0.50
Insulting the Fines Committee Chairman	£0.50
Insolvency / Unemployment (maximum limit) Known as the “Dobner Clause”	£1.00
Swearing in Front of Kids	£2.50
Bringing the Club into Disrepute (Ruled on by the Captain)	£5.00
Dissent (to On-field Umpires)	£5.00
Mongoose Multiplier (out using Goose)	x2