Match: 10
/ 196
Won
by 9 runs
Team |
Total |
FFTMCC |
148 |
D. Edwards 63, S. Dobner
19 |
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Oxford University Press |
139 |
M. Westmoreland 4 -
27, S. Dobner 2 - 10 |
As an inspector of all
things inanimate, it has often been my privilege to inspect and learn more
from an object which is energetically challenged. Such was the case this
Sunday gone, when I came across a small furry duck sitting in front of a cricket
pavilion [apparently going by the name of Duck]. The object didn’t appear to be a duck to water. The duck showed no signs
of life or consciousness, and sat immobile by a small metal bowl of water. I
tried to coax some kind of response from it, but it had no vitality and gave
me no response. Its eyes were dulled and listless, maybe a result of its
inactivity and lack of a regular heartbeat. During my analysis, I
heard a cry from the cricket field – a man pertaining to the name of Andrew
Morley had apparently registered “a duck”. A strange occurrence, as I
couldn’t visualise another specimen anywhere on the field of play. This
gentleman then sat down not more than a few metres from me, and proceeded to curse
the inanimate object as he removed his cricketing apparel. Farewell by inanimate friend…. My inspection was then
cut short by a smelly black Labrador dog. It seized on this opportunity of
malcontent by plucking the duck up in its mouth. It then turned on its heels
and leaving me to ponder my thoughts on this most interesting of inspections.
‘Inanimate
Object Inspector’
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