Far
from the MCC fines
15.04.12 v Horspath CC (a) lost by 9 wkts
Recorded
Fines
25p unless otherwise stated.
|
Name |
Fine |
Reason |
Cost
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Bob |
Self Entrapment * 3 |
|
£0.75 |
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Getting Taller |
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Playing Defensively |
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Average protection |
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Looking Like a batsman |
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Out-of-body experience |
Impersonating Steve Harmison |
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Padding up and batting |
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Failing to shepherd Timms |
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Rabbit abuse |
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Donation |
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£3.00 |
|
Dan |
Not knowing position in Pool |
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Batting out of character |
Aggressively |
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Considering moving to Horspath |
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Mutiny |
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Furthered the collapse |
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Failing to celebrate 42 |
Dobner's innings of 42 |
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Comedy Fielding |
Ailing old man |
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Donation |
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£2.00 |
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Thorn |
Abuse |
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Aggressive swearing |
Chav-like behaviour |
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Conspiracy |
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Wearing a coat heavier than his
person |
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Duck |
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Leaving shoes at home |
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Borrowing Plimsolls |
Pike-like behaviour |
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Telling scorer to ‘Fuck off’ |
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£2.25 |
|
Stevie D |
Conspiracy |
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Sight Irregularities |
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Demanding Charity |
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Bring it on Attitude |
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Impersonating Dan |
Scoring 42 |
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Achieving 42 |
Ideas above his station |
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Too far from Stumps |
When keeping to quicks |
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Dissing bowlers |
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Farting at Fines |
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Self importance |
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Out on 42 |
Mimicking Dan |
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Demanding backing |
On all cricketing levels |
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Believing |
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Self Entrapment |
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|
£3.50 |
|
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Unemployment Clause |
|
-£2.50 |
|
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|
£1.00 |
|
Diamond |
Opening Bowler no wicket |
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Batting with a monet |
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Whinging |
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Hypochondriac |
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Lending plimsolls to Thorn |
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Impersonating Harmison |
Spraying it everywhere |
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Out of Body experience |
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Lack of Alcoholic glow |
Not pissed |
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|
£2.00 |
|
Paddy |
Duck |
|
£0.50 |
|
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Offering catching practice |
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Pink visor Avoidance |
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Lack of movement |
All day |
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Impersonating a corpse |
His fielding in slips |
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Self importance |
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Entrapment of others * 2 |
|
£0.50 |
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Being a Cunt |
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Claiming weather failure |
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|
|
£2.75 |
|
Fattori |
Duck |
|
£0.50 |
|
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Dropped Catch |
|
£0.50 |
|
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Ball Magnet |
In field |
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Lack of Effort |
In field |
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Turning up in Kit |
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Self Entrapment |
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Comedy Fielding |
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Running 50 yards to get to a ball hit
directly at him |
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£2.50 |
|
Salad |
Duck avoidance |
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Opening Bowler no wicket |
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Fall for leg slip |
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Impersonating |
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Trail blazing |
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Not crashing car |
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Donation |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
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|
£2.00 |
|
Timms |
Impersonating Harmie |
Spraying it everywhere |
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Sieve like fielding |
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Batting out of Character |
Getting some runs! |
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Faking injury |
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£1.00 |
|
Moo |
Team speech |
No conclusion – absolute gibberish |
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Winning the Toss |
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Failing to be aggressive |
In aggressive pool |
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Looking like a tramp |
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|
£1.00 |
|
Spam |
Drop |
|
£0.50 |
|
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Pushing ball over boundary |
Crap catch |
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Comedy Fielding |
Crap drop |
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Feigning Injury |
After the crap drop |
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Flip flops in winter |
Northern twat |
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Failure to bring team home |
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Instigating a collapse |
From 52-1 to 56-5 |
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Treasurer Torture |
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Donation |
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|
£2.50 |
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TOTAL |
£21.75 |
*
Special
Rates
|
Indiscretion |
Cost |
|
Duck |
£0.50 |
|
Golden Duck |
£1.00 |
|
Diamond or Platinum Duck |
£2.00 |
|
Out Playing Reverse-sweep /
Switch-hit |
£1.00 |
|
Dropped Catch |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Bowler No Wicket |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Partnership Avoidance |
£0.50 |
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Smoking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
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Drinking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Stumping |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Run-Out |
£0.50 |
|
Fines' Folder Abuse |
£0.50 |
|
Impersonating Billy Liar |
£0.50 |
|
Having a Major Cob |
£0.50 |
|
Having a Parkinson’s Cob (utter
meltdown) |
£1.00 |
|
Insulting the Fines Committee
Chairman |
£0.50 |
|
Insolvency / Unemployment (maximum
limit) Known as the “Dobner Clause” |
£1.00 |
|
Swearing in Front of Kids |
£2.50 |
|
Bringing the Club into Disrepute (Ruled on by the Captain) |
£5.00 |
|
Dissent (to On-field Umpires) |
£5.00 |
|
Mongoose Multiplier (out using Goose) |
x2 |