Match: 12
/ 275
Lost
by 7 Wkts
Team |
Total |
FFTMCC |
78 - 6 |
R. Turner 24, S. Dobner
18* |
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Oxenford President XI |
79 - 3 |
C. Roberts 2 - 12 |
This
was one of those matches where nobody really gave a fuck – “after the Lord
Mayor’s Show” and all that. The FFTMCC were already feeling aggrieved at
having lost a tied match despite having lost fewer wickets than
their opponents, but to then be relegated into the shadows of the lower
Lincoln College pitch with its overly used, dusty shop-worn track hardly
inspired a mood of optimism in the camp. Did we really need this third /
fourth place play off? Did anyone care? Can’t we just get on the piss and watch
the Final? Even Mr. Terry’s President XI looked short on enthusiastic
numbers… but no matter, there would be plenty of East Oxford CC stragglers
and unpicked talents to bolster their squad. Motivated…. The
MAD’s second match of the day saw the makeup of the team adjusted with the
work-boot sporting T. Smith replacing erstwhile tree surgeon, Wanting
everyone to have a bite of the batting cherry, An aggressive batsman deputises for G. Carter. With
the demise of Smith (4) and the doughty Turner (24), it was largely left to
the Skipper and his golf buddy, S. Dobner (18*), to thrash The MAD to a
decent total. Unfortunately this did not transpire. Comedy was almost
provided however, as Westmoreland’s (7*) being dropped on nought (twice)
cruelly denied him the chance to record a sequence of scores on one day like
none other ever recorded in the Annals of Shitty Cricket (0, 0* and 0;
albeit the undefeated 0* being in the non-registered Super Over of the
previous match). 78-6 was the final reckoning and most people reckoned that
was crap (much like the pitch* – only mentioned in case this summary has
omitted this minor quibble). Steve takes it easy before buggering off home
early. Having
had a bat, Steve then fucked off back to Stevenage to leave his mates to
chase some leather. This they did, but thankfully for only 13.5 overs. During
this dispirited 45 minutes or so of marginalised, underwhelming cricket, D. In
the end, The MAD justified the Bookies faith in them by securing a deserved
Fourth Place finish in the Tournament. The Oxenford President elect, Mr.
Terry (33*), seeing his troops home as he slapped the final donkey drop of
the day from Mr. Bullock somewhere where nobody cared. But should the FFTMCC
have even been involved in this pointless game? Surely there was argument for
them securing the Silver Medal against the eventual Champions – East Oxford
CC instead? Of course, we will never know; although judging by their
scores of 180+ in both games they played, The MAD probably saved themselves
from “The Bum Raping of The Century” on what would have been the biggest
stage of all. A silver lining after all…. Ideal light for the remaining overs of the
Final…. Super
Over? Not really. Super day? Certainly an enjoyable day, with many happy
memories and the chance to humiliate ourselves further next year…. “Next
year?” I hear you ask. Shock! Horror! Amazement! Yep, the FFTMCC have bucked
a recent trend with the affable President, Mr. Terry, actually inviting us
back to compete in 2013. Maybe people genuinely felt / feel sorry for us? I
know I do…. ‘TFC’
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Far from the MCC versus Oxenford
President’s XI Played at Lincoln College, 26 August
2012 Oxenford President’s XI won the toss
and elected to field Oxenford President’s XI won by 7 wickets Far from the MCC debuts: none |
12 / 275 20 / 20 |
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Team |
Far from
the MCC |
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# |
Batsman |
How Out |
Total |
Balls |
4s |
6s |
FOW |
1 |
R. P. Turner |
c Bastable b Mohsin |
24 |
(43) |
2 |
- |
6-55 |
2 |
M. K. Reeves |
b M. A. Khan |
0 |
(9) |
- |
- |
1-4 |
3 |
M. Bullock |
c Taylor b Wharton |
0 |
(11) |
- |
- |
2-6 |
4 |
C. D. Roberts |
b Letterby |
0 |
(3) |
- |
- |
3-11 |
5 |
G. Carter + |
b S. Khan |
11 |
(11) |
2 |
- |
4-33 |
6 |
T. P. W. Smith |
b Letterby |
4 |
(7) |
1 |
- |
5-38 |
7 |
S. L. P. Dobner |
not out |
18 |
(20) |
1 |
- |
- |
8 |
M. T. Westmoreland * |
not out |
7 |
(15) |
- |
- |
- |
9 |
J. W. Pearson |
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10 |
D. Emerson |
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11 |
I. Howarth |
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Extras |
(W11, LB1, B2) |
14 |
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TOTAL |
(for 6 wickets, 20 overs) |
78 |
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# |
Bowler |
Overs |
Maidens |
Runs |
Wkts |
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1 |
Wharton |
4 |
2 |
5 |
1 |
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2 |
Abdul |
4 |
2 |
3 |
1 |
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3 |
Letterby |
3 |
0 |
26 |
2 |
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4 |
Khan |
3 |
2 |
4 |
1 |
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5 |
Mohsin |
3 |
0 |
15 |
1 |
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6 |
Taylor |
3 |
0 |
20 |
0 |
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Team |
Oxenford President’s XI |
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# |
Batsman |
How Out |
Total |
Balls |
4s |
6s |
FOW |
1 |
L. Bastable |
c Turner b Roberts |
21 |
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3 |
- |
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2 |
Ragu |
b Emerson |
0 |
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- |
- |
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3 |
S. Terry * |
not out |
33 |
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5 |
- |
- |
4 |
T. Myatt |
b Roberts |
2 |
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- |
- |
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5 |
M. A. Khan |
not out |
4 |
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1 |
- |
- |
6 |
R. Taylor |
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7 |
Mohsin |
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8 |
S. Letterby |
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9 |
Abdul |
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10 |
D. Gwyn |
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11 |
S. Wharton |
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Extras |
(LB3, B16) |
19 |
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TOTAL |
(for 3 wickets, 13.5 overs) |
79 |
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# |
Bowler |
Overs |
Maidens |
Runs |
Wkts |
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1 |
Emerson |
4 |
1 |
10 |
1 |
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2 |
Reeves |
3 |
0 |
15 |
0 |
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3 |
Smith |
2 |
0 |
6 |
0 |
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4 |
Roberts |
3 |
0 |
12 |
2 |
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5 |
Bullock |
1.5 |
0 |
18 |
0 |
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MOTM: C. D. Roberts Champagne Moment: R. P. Turner’s
sprawling catch in the deep Buffet
Award: M. Bullock’s cheese and
cucumber flan (with salad cream) |
Opposition:
V072 / 01 Ground: G060 / 01 Captain: C011 / 71 |