Match: 12
/ 261
Lost
by 19 Runs
Team |
Total |
Isis CC |
90 - 7 |
D. Edwards 2 - 5, T. Smith
2 - 27 |
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FFTMCC |
71 |
M. Bullock 17, M. Westmoreland 16 |
With
the tabloid rumour mill enveloping the ivory towers at White Hart Lane, Harry
Redknapp took up a suggestion from his mate, A
gap in the daily 2012 Oxford deluges had allowed two groups of adults to
assemble at a lofty Jesus College Sports Ground for a (whisper it) game of
cricket. I say two groups, but until 18:20 – this was largely one group of
eleven and another disparate group of sub-groups totalling no more than about
six. Eventually, Mad Skipper Hotson, or was it Edwards? – lost the toss and
saw The MAD put out to grass (whilst the opposition’s head count swelled to
the nominal eleven). Hotson – team kit hoarder and occasional T20
Skipper when it suits. Whilst
D. Shorten (4-0-14-0) went wicketless with his usual verve and economy,
partner T. Smith (4-0-27-2), resplendent in his beige steel toe-capped boots,
made inroads into the Isis batting line-up with some well-directed full
tosses – debutant Nick Hill pouching a good one at long off. Towering C.
Roberts (4-0-17-1) displayed his customary T20 guile (to the obvious
frustration of his 40 over Skipper), whilst G. Timms’ (2-0-14-1) brief sortie
was cut short by a misinformed I. Howarth who ripped the ball from his hands
to begin his own spell of bowling – Gary despatched to the covers whilst
scratching his head in bemused disbelief. Bob (left) – a T20 bowling performance to look up
to. The
organised chaos on field was helped in no small measure by having a T20
Skipper, a Fielding Skipper, a Regular Skipper, an Ex-Skipper, and several
other Wannabee Skippers all gesticulating whilst barking their own ideas and
orders to anyone who cared to listen. Fielding Skipper Edwards, perspiration
running down his furrowed brow, eventually gave way to this cacophonic bedlam
and consoled himself with a more passive spot on the mid-wicket boundary.
“Leave ‘em fucking to it,” he thought. Thankfully,
in spite of the on-field shenanigans, only W. Green (39) was able to mount
any sort of riposte to The MAD bowling attack – and further Isis progress was
checked by accurate bowling at the death from the aforementioned Howarth
(4-1-10-1) and Edwards (2-0-5-2). The hosts were thus set the extremely
manageable target of 91 on a low slow track. It
is a curiousity of cricket that small scores are often more difficult to
chase down than larger ones (though since The MAD find it difficult to chase
down any fucking totals these days – that last statement was probably
quite erroneous). It is obviously a mindset, whereby the batsmen
subconsciously allow themselves the luxury of playing themselves in rather
than just getting the fuck on with it. Thus, was the case as The Mad
crawled to 32-5 off the first 12 overs. N. Hebbes (0) occupied an over before
opting to use his pads rather than his bat; N. Hill (7) showed glimpses of
his baseball qualities; D. Edwards (3) hadn’t adjusted to the pace of the
pitch; G. Timms (5) at least got to bat higher than eleven; whilst Mr.
Westmoreland (16) couldn’t hit a cow’s arse with a banjo (sic). Nick (left) has progressed through the Mad Youth
Academy (he’s < 40 years old). Credit
where credit’s due, the Isis outfit bowled with very impressive control
indeed. Standout performances came from A. Mohammed (4-1-8-0), K. Ponsford
(3.5-0-16-3) and J. Ponsford (4-2-5-3) – and as a unit they would leave The
Mad requiring over 7 per over for victory. Nevertheless,
The Mad lower order could boast some pretty decent biffers of the ball – and with M. Bullock (17) striking
his first ever MAD maximum, hope sprung eternal. Predictably it proved a
false dawn, as cameos from T. Smith (4), I. Howarth (7), D. Shorten (3*), C.
Roberts (2) and J. Hotson (0) simply didn’t cut the cloth. All out for 71 in
the nineteenth over the innings. Hotson and Shorten escorted off pitch by a
victorious Isis CC. Disappointment
aside, it was a genuine pleasure to actually play some bloody cricket. With
the home ground of Brasenose currently home to ducks and an assortment of
aquatic life – it could well be the last action the Far from the MCC see for
some quite considerable time. ‘1–6–w’
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*
Far from the MCC versus Isis CC Played at Jesus College, 13 June 2012 Isis CC won the toss and elected to
bat Isis CC won by 19 runs Far from the MCC debuts: Nick
Hill (124) |
12 / 261 20 over match |
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Team |
Isis CC |
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# |
Batsman |
How Out |
Total |
Balls |
4s |
6s |
FOW |
1 |
R. Venkat |
c Hill b Smith |
4 |
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- |
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2 |
W. Green |
c Shorten b Roberts |
39 |
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1 |
2 |
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3 |
C. Tarrett |
c Westmoreland b Smith |
6 |
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1 |
- |
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4 |
N. Haynes |
st Bullock b Timms |
11 |
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- |
- |
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5 |
A. Southgate |
c Roberts b Howarth |
10 |
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- |
- |
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6 |
P. Jacobs + |
c Bullock b Edwards |
8 |
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- |
- |
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7 |
J. Ponsford |
b Edwards |
0 |
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- |
- |
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8 |
J. Walter |
not out |
4 |
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- |
- |
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9 |
N. Hardy |
not out |
5 |
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- |
- |
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10 |
A. Mohammed |
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11 |
K. Ponsford |
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Extras |
(NB1, W1, LB1) |
3 |
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TOTAL |
(for 7 wickets, 20 overs) |
90 |
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# |
Bowler |
Overs |
Maidens |
Runs |
Wkts |
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1 |
Shorten |
4 |
0 |
14 |
0 |
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2 |
Smith |
4 |
0 |
27 |
2 |
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3 |
Roberts |
4 |
0 |
17 |
1 |
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4 |
Timms |
2 |
0 |
14 |
1 |
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5 |
Howarth |
4 |
1 |
10 |
1 |
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6 |
Edwards |
2 |
0 |
5 |
2 |
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Team |
Far from
the MCC |
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# |
Batsman |
How Out |
Total |
Balls |
4s |
6s |
FOW |
1 |
N. J. Hebbes |
lbw b K. Ponsford |
0 |
(7) |
- |
- |
1-0 |
2 |
M. T. Westmoreland |
c Jacobs b J. Ponsford |
16 |
(29) |
1 |
- |
5-32 |
3 |
N. S. Hill |
b K. Ponsford |
7 |
(16) |
- |
- |
2-17 |
4 |
D. M. Edwards |
c Haynes b J. Ponsford |
3 |
(6) |
- |
- |
3-21 |
5 |
G. J. Timms |
c Tarrett b
J. Ponsford |
5 |
(11) |
- |
- |
4-29 |
6 |
M. Bullock + |
st Jacobs b Walter |
17 |
(20) |
1 |
1 |
8-66 |
7 |
T. P. W. Smith |
lbw b Walter |
4 |
(6) |
- |
- |
6-56 |
8 |
I. Howarth |
c Haynes b Walter |
7 |
(3) |
- |
1 |
7-66 |
9 |
D. Shorten |
not out |
3 |
(7) |
- |
- |
- |
10 |
C. D. Roberts |
b Walter |
2 |
(2) |
- |
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9-68 |
11 |
J. C. W. Hotson * |
st Jacobs b K. Ponsford |
0 |
(5) |
- |
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10-71 |
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Extras |
(W2, LB5) |
7 |
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TOTAL |
(all out, 18.5 overs) |
71 |
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# |
Bowler |
Overs |
Maidens |
Runs |
Wkts |
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1 |
Mohammed |
4 |
1 |
8 |
0 |
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2 |
K.
Ponsford |
3.5 |
0 |
16 |
3 |
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3 |
J.
Ponsford |
4 |
2 |
5 |
3 |
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4 |
Hardy |
4 |
0 |
20 |
0 |
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5 |
Walter |
3 |
0 |
21 |
4 |
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MOTM: M. Bullock Champagne Moment: M. Bullock’s first ever
maximum Buffet
Award: G. J. Timms’ modest latticed
lemon tarts (with cream chip flakes) |
Opposition:
V009 / 08 Ground: G019 / 10 Captain: C012 / 16 |