Following
recent biblical downfalls in the Oxford area of England, focus shifted to the
quaint and idyllic Horspath Recreational Sports Ground which was the proposed
venue for the Far from the MCC’s match against the Nomads of Swindon. Due to
the lack of any cricket in recent weeks, the ground was given as much time as
possible to be declared “match fit” despite the continued inclement weather.
Herewith the rather whimsical Pitch Inspector Reports leading to the eventual
cancellation of said game…. Lords – in all its
resplendent glory. * Pitch Inspection – I Dudes, Horspath Shithole CC Lower pitch Outfield – not water
logged but soft to very soft. Square – no wicket cut,
but very soft, no astro. Other – red ripped thong
on outfield. Verdict – if bright
sunshine until Sunday then maybe ok, any more rain, then call it off. The Porchester
Pitch – upper oval Outfield – marked from
football but a bit drier. Wicket – no wicket cut,
no astro. Very soft. Other – dog shit and
glass on square to mark it is a council pitch. Verdict – if bright
sunshine until Sunday maybe ok, if any more rain then call
it off. Next inspection 3.30 am
on Thursday. Hope this helps you make
an informed decision. ‘Tim Robinson’
* Pitch Inspection – II Dudes, No great change, just less
thong.... I'll have another look
late afternoon tomorrow, if there's no wicket cut by then, then there’s your
answer. ‘Dude’
* The council provide a
professional groundsman at all their pitches in Oxford. Pitch Inspection – III Righty ho then…. If you thought
Horspath is depressing normally, you should see it now. It looks like the
outfield has been mowed more recently than the wicket, but it’s pretty greasy
underfoot and really patchy. The wicket is ‘lush’ – I would class it as a
decent fairway length of grass. I chucked the ball into it and it leaves a
dent, bowled the ball on it and it skids low. Even if we got two days of
baking sunshine and no rain, it would still be a bit shit, but there’s more
rain forecasted and no sunshine to speak of. The team batting first would
trash it for the second. Sorry folks, but I’d
say it’s probably best to cancel it now. Cheers, ‘Wonky’
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