Match: 13
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Won
by 1 wkt
Team |
Total |
OUP |
99 - 7 |
J. Hoskins 2 - 24, T. Smith
1 - 14 |
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FFTMCC |
103 - 9 |
I. Howarth 32*, D. Emerson
27 |
With wedding bells in
the air, regular T20 honcho Gary Timms was living it up at some swanky hotel on
Boars Hill, thus standing in for this evening’s S16 was the oft maligned Mr Emerson.
Dave (not Danial), the second best bowler in his family, has had a patchy
start to his MAD Captaincy, a particular low being on Tour to Honiton in
2010. There he lost the toss, lost the match, registered a duck, dropped
anything in sight and got hammered by an infant who had never hit a boundary
before. Mr Timms was otherwise engaged… doing something…. It was a positive David
on this Friday evening, a couple of cans of beer to calm the nerves and a
twinkle in his eye. The toss would be crucial, as any toss is for an evening
games at the end of summer if you want to avoid
chasing runs in the gloom (or darkness). Having keenly studied the absent
Timms in recent months, Dave correctly called wrong and The MAD found
themselves fielding first. Oh, the shock. Oh, the amazement. Oh, the
whycantweeverwinafuckingcointossforfucksake!!! Players and a large duck await Skipper Emerson’s
(left) instructions. Exuding a notable
confidence, Emerson opened the bowling by pairing J. Pearson with T. Smith.
His reasoning was quite simple – to take the pace off the ball. James
(3-0-14-1) bowls with a typically rhythmic away swing, and Smithy (2-1-9-0)
bowls his dobbers on most occasions stump to stump.
Of course you are always thankful if the opposition can’t judge a single
properly, and this the OUP showcased as the dangerous S. Gibson (3) and B.
Coney (0) were ran out in the first few overs (excellent work by Mr Hill). With the demise of Qureshi
(11) to a tumbling catch from R. Turner, The MAD had looked to turn the
screw, however lurking at number four came MAD nemeses, Mr Heron (or Big Bird
as he fondly regarded). A recent father, Chris has taken time to get back
into his cricketing flow, but after a watchful opening, he began to flex his
notable paunch and get the scoreboard moving. He was partnered by Judas J.
Webster, a man of infinite pedigree who can never really decide who he is playing
for, or who his real ‘mates’ are. Together they pushed the OUP total past 50
and beyond. Jan “Gun for Hire” Webster is currently signed on
for every club in Oxfordshire. Bowling in tandem,
Hoskins and Howarth kept things tight, and it was the latter (4-0-23-1) who finally
did for Webster. Cue the Big Bird onslaught no doubt? Well, not really, after
launching JMO (4-0-24-2) through Howarth’s hands on the long on boundary, he then
inexplicably raked across a slow puddingy tart to hear the death rattle.
James had got his bunny again. Excellent death bowling from Bob Roberts
(3-0-18-0) ensured the OUP total topped out on 99-7. A quick turnaround in depleting
light found Emerson open the batting with Turner (a man who has realised his allegiances and is happy to do so – please
take note, Jan). Trusting his eye, the Skipper spanked 27 off just 13 balls to
the indignation of opening bowler C. Elliott, whose first over went for 21
largely through first and second slip. With Russ anchoring things nicely, Bullock
(8) chipped in at a run a ball, as didn’t G. Carter (4 off 8) and N. Hill (4
off 5), and all the while The MAD were progressing serenely towards their
target. And then the inevitable
MAD collapse as Turner (12) plopped a catch to square leg (63-5) and Smith heaved
predictably across the line (64-6). Howarth, now looking to cement himself at
number seven, was joined in the middle by Roberts (1), who after being
advised to move his feet, did so and was promptly stumped. Pearson was up
next, and with absolutely no reason to panic, he was duly stumped first ball
(the first recorded victim in MAD History). For fuck’s sake, James…. 77-8. Russ “Homer” Turner going through his famous hour
long warm-up exercises. The ever positive Mr
Hoskins (2) would now bring urgency to the running, with dots becoming ones,
and ones becoming twos. It’s just a shame James then tried to sweep a ball
off middle stump with the fielding becoming ragged. So that was it, with no
number eleven, Howarth was left stranded and The MAD tasting defeat. But what
was this – a number eleven was coming
to the crease!? Fresh from an afternoon nap, Jake Hotson had seen fit to make
the final few overs of the game (story is embellished here, as he did make it
prior to the second innings, but it just reads so much better). No stranger
to playing straight, Jake nurdled a few singles as Howarth slapped a few
twos. It left six runs to win off the final over with Hotson on strike. “Just nick a single,”
advised Emerson. “Get Howarth back on strike.” “Smack the fucking thing!”
shouted Smith. “Take your time, Jake and keep out the good ones,” mused
Turner. But when it came to the first ball of Jackson’s final over, Jake (5*
off 3) ignored the above and simply carved a 3 down to the gully boundary. In
the increasing gloom, Howarth (32* off 21) then levelled the scores by
scampering a two, before cutting the boundary that brought the team home. Post-match nominations and beer / cider / real
ale etc. Darting onto the pitch,
a delirious MAD Skipper squeezed the life out of Hotson, before throwing Ian
into the air and into some nearby bushes. It was celebration time and the
return of the ‘feel good factor’. May it leak into this coming Sunday’s match
and may it be there in abundance for Gary’s wedding. ‘Just T.
Tonic’
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Far from the MCC versus Oxford
University Press Played at Jordan Hill, 24 August 2013 Oxford University Press won the toss
and elected to bat Far from the MCC won by 1 wkt Far from the MCC debuts:
none |
13 / 309 16 over match |
Team |
Oxford University Press |
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# |
Batsman |
How Out |
Total |
Balls |
4s |
6s |
FOW |
1 |
S. Gibson * |
run out (Smith/Pearson) |
3 |
(7) |
- |
- |
1-3 |
2 |
J. Qureshi |
c Turner b Pearson |
11 |
(13) |
1 |
- |
3-24 |
3 |
B. Coney |
run out (Hill/Carter) |
0 |
(1) |
- |
- |
2-3 |
4 |
C. Heron + |
b Hoskins |
44 |
(38) |
3 |
2 |
4-75 |
5 |
J. vdG. Webster |
b Howarth |
13 |
(21) |
2 |
- |
5-85 |
6 |
P. Bramwell |
c Smith b Hoskins |
6 |
(3) |
1 |
- |
6-93 |
7 |
I. Hall |
run out (Hoskins/Roberts) |
4 |
(3) |
- |
- |
7-99 |
8 |
R. Jackson |
not out |
2 |
(3) |
- |
- |
- |
9 |
H. Kanchanepolly |
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10 |
A. Ball |
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11 |
C. Elliott |
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Extras |
(W4, LB2, B10) |
16 |
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TOTAL |
(for 7 wickets, 16 overs) |
99 |
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# |
Bowler |
Overs |
Maidens |
Runs |
Wkts |
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1 |
Pearson |
3 |
0 |
14 |
1 |
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2 |
Smith |
2 |
0 |
9 |
0 |
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3 |
Hoskins |
4 |
0 |
24 |
2 |
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4 |
Howarth |
4 |
0 |
23 |
1 |
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5 |
Roberts |
3 |
0 |
18 |
0 |
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Team |
Far from the MCC |
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# |
Batsman |
How Out |
Total |
Balls |
4s |
6s |
FOW |
1 |
D. Emerson * |
c Bramwell b Kanchanepolly |
27 |
(13) |
6 |
- |
1-32 |
2 |
R. P. Turner |
c Coney b Gibson |
12 |
(24) |
- |
- |
5-63 |
3 |
M. Bullock |
b Gibson |
8 |
(8) |
1 |
- |
2-45 |
4 |
G. Carter + |
lbw b Kanchanepolly |
4 |
(8) |
1 |
- |
3-50 |
5 |
N. S. Hill |
c Coney b Ball |
4 |
(5) |
1 |
- |
4-58 |
6 |
T. P. W. Smith |
b Gibson |
3 |
(4) |
- |
- |
6-64 |
7 |
I. Howarth |
not out |
32 |
(21) |
3 |
- |
- |
8 |
C. D. Roberts |
st Heron b Ball |
1 |
(4) |
- |
- |
7-77 |
9 |
J. W. Pearson |
st Heron b Ball |
0 |
(1) |
- |
- |
8-77 |
10 |
J. D. Hoskins |
lbw b Ball |
2 |
(5) |
- |
- |
9-87 |
11 |
J. C. W. Hotson |
not out |
5 |
(3) |
- |
- |
- |
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Extras |
(NB4, LB1) |
5 |
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TOTAL |
(for 9 wickets, 15.3 overs) |
103 |
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# |
Bowler |
Overs |
Maidens |
Runs |
Wkts |
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1 |
Kanchanepolly |
4 |
0 |
21 |
2 |
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2 |
Elliott |
2 |
0 |
28 |
0 |
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3 |
Gibson |
4 |
1 |
19 |
3 |
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4 |
Ball |
4 |
0 |
17 |
4 |
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5 |
Jackson |
1.3 |
0 |
17 |
0 |
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MOTM: I. Howarth Champagne Moment: N. S. Hill’s fine stop
and run out Buffet
Award: J. D. Hoskins and C. D. Roberts
shared barbeque wings and drumsticks |
Opposition:
V019 / 17 Ground: G013 / 16 Captain: C018 / 04 |