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“Best Laid Plans

 

 

Match:  14 / 324

Won by 11 runs

 

 

Team

 

Total

FFTMCC

127

I. Howarth  32,  R. Turner  29

 

Milton CC

104

C. Roberts  2 - 13

 

 

 

 

‘I reckon we need 160’, proposed JMO. ‘I’m not sure we’ve ever hit 160 in a T20 JMO’ countered everyone else present. ‘But those homemade pork scratchings are delicious, kudos’. ‘Cahill has just scored a Van Basten-esque volley to equalise for the Dutch’ proclaimed an excited Mellor. ‘Is there football training here tonight’ quizzed a strange gentleman with his young child. ‘Lads, can you move those goalposts once your done please?’ pleaded oppo keeper R Gilkes. Yep, as normal a start to a MAD T20 as you can expect to find. From there onwards, the normality ceased. Sort of…

 

…after skipper Timms had lost the toss of course. What an exquisite toss to lose mind. Only because Appleton captain G Alder decided that the best thing for his troops to do in the searing June heat was to field. Now it’s been noted/theorised that The MAD are at their worst when they actually have to think about and/or make cricketing decisions. JMO had mused that the Apples knew how to chase on their home turf and were always comfortable doing so – even if it belied conventional wisdom. Was this why Appleton CC had chosen to field first? Had a member of The MAD ranks made an astute observation regards the sport we all know and hate? What was happening? I’ll tell you.

 

 

 

A Goose and some wood.

 

 

At the end of over 1 The MAD were 7/0 after a back over the bowler’s head first ball 4 from D Emerson (17). At this rate they’d go on to score 140. Not bad. By the end of the third over The MAD had 24 – just what they needed to hit 160. A plan being executed, surely not! The runs were flowing. Almost as quickly as the wickets, as Carter (1), Mellor (0), Emerson, Hotson (1), and Pearson (4) returned to put their feet up in the late evening sun. The now stuttering MAD were 50/5 half way through their innings as their plans ganged agley all over the shop. Howarth (32) and Turner (29) were rebuilding though. A partnership of 45 sent The MAD hurtling towards three figures.

 

The old T20 retire on 30 at the end of the over rule would have its say though, wouldn’t it? The rest of the batting line-up was padded up now, unsure of when or why they would be called upon. Howarth and Turner discussed optimal retiring tactics. Then they both got out (instead?) Seriously boys, don’t think. Just do. Shorten (1) and Timms (2) replaced the innings ‘difference makers’ out in the middle. Timms had one ball of an over to get the big hitting Shorten on strike. A 2 was ideal. Well, a 6 would have been but whatever. Shorten was then castled by Woodhouse (3-0-23-2) on the first ball of the next over. Seriously; stop thinking, just play.

 

An opportunistic run out then saw the end of Timms. Remember that both ends are danger ends – even when someone isn’t aiming for the end you may be running to. A 14 ball 17 run last over seen out by Hoskins (10*) and Roberts (5*) helped The MAD to a total of 127. It wasn’t 160 but it wasn’t a bad total at all.

 

 

 

Textbook cover drive from Howarth.

 

 

Now to execute some bowling plans. Pace off the ball to start with. Shorten believed this was the way forward. Leg spin from one end and seam from the other was the order of the day. So, respectively, Timms (3-0-13-0) kept it pretty tight whilst Shorten (4-0-16-0) kept it ever so slightly tighter. Hmmm, a plan that sort of worked. No wickets for the bowlers but opener E Bennett was run out after sharp work from Shorten and keeper Carter. Roberts bowled well to (3-0-13-2) restrict the runs too – and snagged a couple of very handy wickets to boot. The late night dew was now becoming a factor but it was proving hard for the batsmen to get the medium paced skidders of Pearson (4-0-24-1) away. His gazumping of G Alder left the game in the balance. 50 odd for 5 after 10 overs with both teams scorecards looking remarkably similar.

 

E Gilkes and M Godwin first recreated the Howarth/Turner partnership before they too discussed optimal retiring tactics. The result? E Gilkes run out for 31 after a nonchalant Mellor flick at the stumps from shortish cover or maybe midwicket or wherever he was. It would be Howarth (2-0-7-1) and Hoskins (4-0-36-0) to bowl at the death. One relatively expensive over skewed the figures of Hoskins who, along with Howarth, did his job to perfection. Howarth had A Lord a leaping all over the place before bowling him for 9. He then ran out D Woodhouse in the dying embers of the game. The wily Hoskins used all his experience to ensure there was not even a glimmer of hope for Appleton.

 

With 3 balls to go and Appleton needing 19 skipper Timms came in off the boundary to enjoy the last few balls. Taking nothing for granted Howarth ushered him back to the fence ‘just in case’. Have some faith man. That’s a plan I’m sure even we could execute – just don’t bowl a no ball or a wide…. You know what, you’re right. Appleton finished 12 short of their target on 116. A win. A good win. A team win with everyone contributing something.

 

 

 

Soaking up a “win” – corporate drones Pearson and Timms.

 

 

It was the sort of win that could spark a good run. Talk of what sort of total we needed. Batting and bowling plans. Strategic field placements to both left and right handers. Dew on the ball. This was bordering on proper cricket. A good cricket at that.

 

Crikey. Whatever next….

 

 

‘R. Burns’

 

 

 

 

 

*

 

 

Statto Scorecards

 

 

 

Far from the MCC versus Appleton CC

Played at Appleton, 18 June 2014

 

Appleton CC won the toss and elected to field

Far from the MCC won by 11 runs

 

Far from the MCC debuts:  none

 

 

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20 over match

 

 

 

Team

Far from the MCC

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

#

 

Batsman

How Out

Total

Balls

4s

6s

FOW

1

D. Emerson

c Bennett b Crowe

17

(12)

3

-

3-30

2

G. Carter +

c R. Gilkes b Uren

1

(4)

-

-

1-7

3

P. A. S. Mellor

b Uren

0

(3)

-

-

2-8

4

R. P. Turner

b Woodhouse

29

(43)

2

-

6-93

5

J. C. W. Hotson

st R. Gilkes b Alder

1

(4)

-

-

4-41

6

J. W. Pearson

b Woodhouse

4

(13)

1

-

5-48

7

I. Howarth

c E. Gilkes b Godwin

32

(29)

4

1

7-99

8

D. Shorten

b Woodhouse

1

(2)

-

-

8-101

9

G. J. Timms *

run out (Godwin)

2

(1)

-

-

9-107

10

J. D. Hoskins

not out

10

(8)

1

-

-

11

C. D. Roberts

not out

5

(3)

1

-

-

 

Extras

(NB2, W22, B1)

25

 

 

 

 

 

TOTAL

(for 9 wickets, 20 overs)

127

 

 

 

 

 

 

#

 

Bowler

Overs

Maidens

Runs

Wkts

 

1

Crowe

3

0

25

1

 

2

Uren

3

0

15

2

 

3

Alder

4

1

15

1

 

4

Lord

3

0

15

1

 

5

Godwin

4

0

33

1

 

6

Woodhouse

3

0

23

2

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Team

Appleton CC

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

#

 

Batsman

How Out

Total

Balls

4s

6s

FOW

1

E. Bennett

run out (Shorten/Carter)

3

 

-

-

 

2

A. Naulty

c Emerson b Roberts

4

 

-

-

 

3

L. Willis

c Turner b Roberts

16

 

-

1

 

4

E. Gilkes

run out (Mellor)

31

 

2

-

 

5

G. Alder *

b Pearson

0

 

-

-

 

6

M. Godwin

not out

28

 

2

1

 

7

A. Lord

b Howarth

9

 

-

-

 

8

D. Woodhouse

run out (Howarth)

0

 

-

-

 

9

R. Gilkes +

not out

1

 

-

-

 

10

R. Uren

 

 

 

 

 

 

11

T. Crowe

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Extras

(NB2, W9, LB12, B1)

24

 

 

 

 

 

TOTAL

(for 7 wickets, 20 overs)

116

 

 

 

 

 

 

#

 

Bowler

Overs

Maidens

Runs

Wkts

 

1

Timms

3

0

13

0

 

2

Shorten

4

0

16

0

 

3

Roberts

3

0

13

2

 

4

Pearson

4

0

24

1

 

5

Hoskins

4

0

36

0

 

6

Howarth

2

0

7

1

 

 

 

 

 

MOTM:  I. Howarth

Champagne Moment:  P. A. S. Mellor’s backhanded run out

Buffet Award:  J. D. Hoskins’ Overton flan (with extra egg filling)

 

 

Opposition:  V051 / 14

Ground:  G042 / 09

Captain:  C022 / 15