Match: 14
/ 316
Lost
by 7 wkts
Team |
Total |
FFTMCC |
113 - 5 |
I. Howarth 51*, R. Turner
25 |
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Wootton & Boars Hill CC |
116 - 3 |
J. Hoskins 3 - 27 |
First let me say, thank
you to the two team Captains for inviting me to this delightful ground in the
middle of rural Oxfordshire to witness yet another remarkable first in the
history of FFTMCC. Oft have I been invited along to witness the workings of
various Cherries down the rain sodden wickets but never thus far have I had
the delight to witness a White Cherry. It must be said that the
White Cherry is a sure sign that a club has come into some handsome funds –
otherwise the bog standard two for a penny Red ‘Kingfisher’ or ‘Horsey’
cherry is the preferred article for a Spring evenings T20. Not so at Boars
Hill cricket ground where a substantial flurry of cash has granted them the
funds to purchase some very professional T20 looking white balls. Personally I found this
to be a slightly crass way of putting off my favoured batsmen, especially
considering the ball blended in splendidly with the white sightscreens at
either end of the highly manicured bog of a pitch. Said ball. Also, said ball appeared
to have some strange qualities and it was just the fifth ball of the over
when the first of these qualities was witnessed. The white ball appeared to
tempt batsmen down the leg side and then somehow deviate at a rather bizarre
angle off the pad of said batsmen to dislodge the bails some four foot wide
of leg stump. Batsman after batsman
appeared not to be able to pick up the vagrancies of the White Cherry until a
certain I. Howarth managed to dispatch it to and over the boundary on a
number of occasions. When asked after the match how he managed to pick out
the white cherry from the white background he appeared somewhat surprised
commenting “What white ball, the last white ball I saw was when I shot a 147
down Colours” or words to that effect. Indeed upon interviewing
the Home Team after they had battered The MAD into submission with successive
boundaries I discovered a very interesting fact “Are you off your rocker Inspector”,
“you need to go to Specsavers” and “This ain’t no buffet, Inspector” were
comments fired at me when suggesting a White Cherry was even involved. Even now as I write this
report I am left wondering whether it did actually really happen. White
Cherry, surely only in IPL? ‘The
Cherry Inspector’
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