Match: 14
/ 314
Lost
by 6 wkts
Team |
Total |
FFTMCC |
90 |
M. Reeves
34* |
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Nomads CC |
91 - 4 |
J. Newman
2 - 17 |
Wiltshire is another
world, but perhaps not quite the world it wants to be. 1950 has been and gone
and, no matter how many Nigel Fucknut posters are
displayed in windows, it’s never coming back kids. Some things are immutable however. The sound of leather splatting into
soft mud before dribbling past a waved bit of willow is a sure sign of spring
and the onset of a new cricket season. An inviting looking short legside
boundary at the pleasant Peterborough Arms ground proved to be little more
than a trompe l’oeil as a sticky
surface with the consistency of a leper’s tongue negated any MAD attempts at
style. Matt was up for being thrown into the deep end…. Homer (Russ Turner) lost
the toss but achieved his aim of batting first, and Matt Reading and Geoff
slid out to opening the batting. Matt proved a pretty exact
replacement as opener for erstwhile skipper, Spam (off irritating the Cornish
apparently) and managed his debut MAD golden duck in just his second game.
The bowler had started with a long hop down the leg side and another one wide
of off before managing just the one rather good in-swinging yorker. Guess
which one Matt got? 1 for 1. Homer and Geoff
(definitely not George today) squelched around grimly for a good dozen overs,
looking as much as like scene of crime officers poking around for body parts
in a bog than the dashing cricketers we know them to
be. Progress was slow, the ball leaving pock marks on the pitch as it slid
along its surface. The outfield was essentially pasture preventing perfectly
reasonable shots from penetrating any further than the infield. A struggle
all told. The quarter century was
brought up with only the loss of one wicket. The MAD had clearly
reconnoitred, made peace with the lack of pace in this part of the world and
were now ready to make steady and increasing progress. And then... as the
Nomads brought on what appeared from a distance to be a rather dribbly
spinner, Paddy Mellor was heard to remark ‘I want to be out there. Right now.
I want to face him.’ And, lo, he was. And,
Lo, fairly shortly afterwards The MAD were 42-8. P. Mellor walking out to face a “dribbly
spinner”. To be fair the spinner,
a left armer, was turning it both ways, the ball was just soggily farting off
the wicket like a crap Dambuster bomb and it was still fairly early days as
far as the season goes. That would be to be fair. To be accurate though, it
was a classic Mad collapse, sparked almost from thin air, with the horrific
logic of the lemming. To be realistic though, it doesn’t
even qualify for any all-time lists, so, purely for the sake of academic
interest, here it is: 25-2: Homer
(12) missed a good one from the spinner. 29-3: Geoff,
who had battled 51 balls for his seven edged behind 29-4: Paddy
(3) was dropped at cover. Then Paddy was caught at cover. 30-5: Moo
was not out for a duck (it hit his pad and Matt R compounded his top day out
by having a kind of spasm while picking his nose and accidentally giving it
LBW*). 32-6: Dobner
(2) was caught at cover. 37-7: Webster,
just 98 short of what could have been a maiden
century, was turned back by the callous Mike Reeves and run out. The ease or
otherwise of the run is debatable, but, as we know, history is written by
those who write the match reports and the insane
cruelty of Reeves should be noted. Would it be an overstatement to compare it
to Mark Chapman’s shooting of John Lennon – a golden talent being halted in
its prime? Perhaps not. I digress. 42-8: Wonky
(3) was yet another victim caught at cover. There was a lot of cover catching
about. Salad (8) went that way later too. If we could have figured out a way
of hitting it over, round or even under cover, we’d
have scored a shedload. Geoff (batting) declares war on dots. This was beginning to
look rather embarrassing and something needed to be done if there would be
any sort of a game at all. Fortunately a minor
revival at least achieved this basic aim. Salad hit the first boundary of the
innings in the 29th over (winning the champagne moment!) and Evil
Mike Reeves (34*) finally took advantage of the shorter leg side boundary
with excellent pulled sixes off consecutive balls before adding a couple more
boundaries in the following over. The last two wickets
added over half The MAD’s final total of 90. With little to defend
the bowling plan on a soggy pitch was pretty simple;
full and straight. This we managed, with some excellent support in the field
(is there a list of games in which not one catch has been spilled? We should
have one; it wouldn’t take up a lot of bandwidth I’d
have thought). Salad (8-2-17-2) and
Lego (8-0-22-0) opened up and after a couple of
exploratory overs pinned the Nomad CC batting to their creases. Cunningly
(remember Hoggard to Hayden in 2005?) Homer put Geoff in at short cover for
the first over, hoping for the as yet unsettled batsmen
to list a drive. He did, at some speed, just flicking a Carter family jewel
on the way. At this point Geoff decided to make a field adjustment of his
own. Salad in particular
bowled an excellent testing spell, snaking one back in to bowl one of the
openers, beating the bat at least twice an over and probably (from my
excellent viewpoint at point) being a little unlucky with the lbw shouts for
balls catching the batsmen playing back. The Nomads’ number three
decided that simply being decorative was enough and began a marathon session
of patting and prodding. The remaining opener looked keen to get on with it,
however, and often swished and missed. “He’s keen to finish it –
got a hot date tonight?” queried keeper Dobner. “No, Countryfile’s on,” replied
batter three. The ball careers towards Geoff’ nadgers…. Wonky and the villain
Reeves took over and picked up where the opening pair had begun; good and
straight. Nomads were limping along but content to keep the ball out until Countryfile
played on to the baleful Reeves (5-1-12-1). Just before drinks Wonky (6.2-2-6-1)
also hit the stumps and the score was 34-3 with 20 overs remaining;
a lowish T20 score and The MAD still in it. However, the wicket was
starting to dry and batting slowly became a little easier as the ball started
to come on a touch. Finally, as the nefarious Reeves had done in our innings,
a batsman chanced his arm and turned the game around. Nomads number five had
narrowly missed being bowled by Matt Fielding’s off spin, but then greeted
the return of Salad with the shot of the game;
hitting him on the rise back over his head for six. Nothing wrong with the
ball or the bowler, just a good shot. Moo’s (2-0-10-0) short
bowling spell was quite interesting. Like Steve Finn he appeared to have
remodelled his action. Unlike the lanky Middlesex quick Moo appeared to have
opted to include a spot of body popping and some electric boogaloo into the
mix. Nomads number five
belted a few more before Homer caught him off the persevering Salad. We’d pushed them to it, but the end was pretty much nigh. The
MAD lost the game, but at least never gave it away in the field. In particular, Salad’s 2-17 off 8 overs and Wonky’s 1-6 off 6.2 overs were commendable efforts. “Scribble, scribble… sarcastic… grumble… shit day
out, scribble scribble… etc etc
etc” Also
of some kind of note was the effort of the Nomads’ number three batsman; 15
runs off 91 balls. Deserving of credit perhaps, but it seems a funny way to
spend a nice Sunday afternoon. As my sister-in-lag Mags is fond of remarking,
‘Nice day out, but a long way to go for a bit of chicken’. Much like The MAD’s trip
to Wiltshire. * - A sign of a keen intellect is the ability to hold two
opposing ideas in the head at the same time. Thus it
is important to understand that Matt’s decision was probably correct and also that Moo was definitely not
out. ‘Jack
Tractor’
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*
Far from the MCC versus Nomads CC Played at Dauntsey
Lock, 4 May 2014 Nomads CC won the toss and elected to
field Nomads CC won by 6 wkts Far from the MCC debuts:
none |
14 / 314 40 over match |
Team |
Far from the MCC |
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# |
Batsman |
How Out |
Total |
Balls |
4s |
6s |
FOW |
1 |
G. Carter |
c M. Baldwin b Codling |
7 |
(50) |
- |
- |
3-29 |
2 |
M. J. Reading |
b Jones |
0 |
(1) |
- |
- |
1-1 |
3 |
R. P. Turner * |
b Harris |
12 |
(35) |
- |
- |
2-25 |
4 |
P. A. S. Mellor |
c Bloore b
Harris |
3 |
(10) |
- |
- |
5-30 |
5 |
M. T. Westmoreland |
lbw b Harris |
0 |
(5) |
- |
- |
4-29 |
6 |
S. L. P. Dobner + |
c May b Codling |
2 |
(6) |
- |
- |
6-32 |
7 |
M. K. Reeves |
not out |
34 |
(30) |
3 |
2 |
- |
8 |
J. vdG. Webster |
run out |
2 |
(12) |
- |
- |
7-37 |
9 |
D. Emerson |
c Bloore b
J. Baldwin |
3 |
(3) |
- |
- |
8-42 |
10 |
J. Newman-Robson |
c Bloore b
May |
8 |
(12) |
2 |
- |
9-61 |
11 |
D. Shorten |
b Harrow |
2 |
(15) |
- |
- |
10-90 |
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Extras |
(W11, B6) |
17 |
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TOTAL |
(all out, 29.5 overs) |
90 |
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# |
Bowler |
Overs |
Maidens |
Runs |
Wkts |
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1 |
Jones |
5 |
1 |
10 |
1 |
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2 |
Harrow |
5.5 |
3 |
8 |
1 |
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3 |
Harris |
5 |
2 |
7 |
3 |
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4 |
Codling |
5 |
2 |
9 |
2 |
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5 |
J. Baldwin |
5 |
0 |
28 |
1 |
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6 |
May |
4 |
0 |
22 |
1 |
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Team |
Nomads CC |
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# |
Batsman |
How Out |
Total |
Balls |
4s |
6s |
FOW |
1 |
M. Bloore |
b Reeves |
17 |
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2-25 |
2 |
H. Alleyne |
b Newman-Robson |
2 |
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1-8 |
3 |
M. Baldwin + |
not out |
15 |
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- |
4 |
N. Preddy |
b Emerson |
5 |
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3-33 |
5 |
T. Passley |
c Turner b Newman-Robson |
32 |
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4-78 |
6 |
T. Codling |
not out |
9 |
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- |
7 |
J. Baldwin |
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8 |
P. Harris |
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9 |
T. May |
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10 |
J. Jones |
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11 |
M. Harrow |
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Extras |
(NB3, W5, B3) |
11 |
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TOTAL |
(for 4 wickets, 33.2 overs) |
91 |
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# |
Bowler |
Overs |
Maidens |
Runs |
Wkts |
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1 |
Newman-Robson |
8 |
2 |
17 |
2 |
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2 |
Shorten |
8 |
0 |
22 |
0 |
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3 |
Reeves |
5 |
1 |
12 |
1 |
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4 |
Emerson |
6.2 |
2 |
6 |
1 |
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5 |
Westmoreland |
2 |
0 |
10 |
0 |
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6 |
Webster |
2 |
0 |
4 |
0 |
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7 |
Reading |
2 |
0 |
17 |
0 |
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MOTM: M. K. Reeves Champagne Moment: J. Newman’s cover drive
(first MAD boundary of the innings) Buffet
Award: M. J. Reading’s Kennington
goulash (with extra lamb filling) |
Opposition:
V022 / 11 Ground: G068 / 01 Captain: C024 / 05 |