Match: 15
/ 356
Lost
by 41 runs
Team |
Total |
Lemmings |
148 - 7 |
L. Ainsworth 3 - 20, J.
Newman 2 - 28 |
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FFTMCC |
107 |
I. Howarth 29, R. Hadfield
18 |
With a rattle of
breakfast cutlery in the sink, time for Mr. Shorten to voice his farewells and
head out into a brave new world to build some things. Time to forget about
cricket, time to forget about abstract, technicolour backward dreams, and
time to forget about Howarth's demoralised sense of mind…. “On leaving the ground under No fucking idea, mate. Absolutely
none.
But thank you, James, for your engaging and immersive
humour – for stemming that oncoming, self-introspective comedown which usually, inevitably follows this particular match. Pass me the wine.” “…It was the backwards
bit that got me, it’s a metaphor for how jangled up cricket can make my
brain. I don’t think Howarth should be at all demoralised, they thought they
could lose, and he really well and was drawn in to a shot by a wily old fox,
no shame there. They bowled tight and were hard to score off – it was a good
game and could have gone our way. Ho hum, onwards and
upwards.” – Mr. D. Shorten “I showered post-match to collect my thoughts, as I normally do, but couldn't seemingly drag myself out
of a mood of total despondency. Cricket is only a game or so they say, but then so is life. You
ascertain the situation; you make a judgement as
best you can, and you stick with it, and inevitably deal with the consequences. There, for a short period today, those same questions arose, and again, just as history would
dictate, I let myself down, I let the team down and we lost. Simple. This match against these bowlers is a pointer to a life gone by – certainly for me. Were you... are
you...? No. Not even close.” “Wow! What a totally
insane up night’s sleep... waking up replaying the last shot I played and
imagining the shots I might have played. I dreamt I read an email Spam sent
out in such despair and in so many
different colours, capitals, different size letters, fonts, bemoaning our
failure once more in a sort of semi frustrated rant... but the really funny thing
about it? It was all written backwards! Ha ha ha!” – Mr. D. Shorten “The day after the day before. Or the day two days after the day two days before. Or the day three days after
the day three days before... etc. There is one date in the cricketing
calendar for me
– one date that sticks out above all others. It
has no peer. It is a fixture that we as a team can measure ourselves against the best we will
face over the course of the
season. A true barometer
of our skills, talent and accumulated experience from previous years.“ “The Mad have contested matches against the
ubiquitous Lemmings since 2001 and in Knackered from the
exhaustion both mentally and physically of playing cricket against the
Lemmings, Lego collapsed into a deep and convoluted sleep…. “2015. A year after the year before. ...having bowled and fielded well and restricted the University Ex-Grads to a gettable target [149], The MAD
found themselves in a precarious position on 93-7, which was substantially better
than the previously precarious position of 48-4 earlier in the day. Reeves had just gotten out after perplexing both himself and everyone else with a nervy sub-standard effort of 2, but with The MAD batting down to #11
on this day, there was no need to panic, surely? There were after all 8 plus overs
remaining and thus the run rate would equate to approximately 6 per over. So that's about 6 singles per over on a vast expanse of a ground probably larger in surface area to that of the Moon. “Nothing
stupid, Dave - just milk it about”
advised, Ian. “Absolutely, Spam, but I think we should cash in
on old man Tom Baker's pies? They have pace to finish off – we ought to make
hay now” countered Dave. “I don't mind pace, Dave. Be
patient.” “I don't
mind pie, Ian - have a go?” Howarth (29) caught trying to whack "old
man Tom Baker's pies" onto adjoining tennis courts some four or five miles
away. Shorten (16) stumped trying to whack "old man Tom Baker's
pies" onto adjoining tennis
courts
some four
or
five miles
away. Darley (1) bowled trying to
whack "old man Tom Baker's pies" onto an adjoining tennis courts some four or five miles away. Newman (1*) not out and jawline limp
in transfixed nothingness bordering on incredulity at the said shot
selection from senior batsmen before him....” “All out 107. All out short of a gettable target against increasingly anxious Lemmings. All out as was last year against increasingly anxious
Lemmings, with a really good chance
of stealing a famous
win.” ‘Spam’
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Far from the MCC versus Lemmings Played at Jordan
Hill, 14 June 2015 Lemmings won the toss and elected to bat Lemmings won by 41 runs Far from the MCC debuts:
none |
15 / 356 35 over match |
Team |
Lemmings |
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# |
Batsman |
How Out |
Total |
Balls |
4s |
6s |
FOW |
1 |
L. Singh |
b Newman-Robson |
7 |
|
1 |
- |
1-14 |
2 |
T. Baker |
b Newman-Robson |
5 |
|
- |
- |
2-16 |
3 |
J. Kelly |
b Ainsworth |
32 |
|
1 |
- |
4-81 |
4 |
R. Baker |
c Emerson b Reeves |
8 |
|
1 |
- |
3-55 |
5 |
S. Wood * |
c Reeves b Ainsworth |
17 |
|
1 |
- |
5-101 |
6 |
P. Williams |
not out |
28 |
|
3 |
- |
- |
7 |
R. Smith |
c Bullock b Ainsworth |
7 |
|
1 |
- |
6-110 |
8 |
A. Willey † |
b Reeves |
3 |
|
- |
- |
7-127 |
9 |
S. L. P. Dobner |
not out |
4 |
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- |
- |
- |
10 |
J. Hotson |
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|
11 |
J. Baker |
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Extras |
NB1, W19, LB11, B6 |
37 |
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TOTAL |
(for 7 wickets, 35 overs) |
148 |
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# |
Bowler |
Overs |
Maidens |
Runs |
Wkts |
|
1 |
Newman-Robson |
7 |
0 |
28 |
2 |
|
2 |
Darley |
6 |
1 |
33 |
0 |
|
3 |
Reeves |
7 |
1 |
29 |
2 |
|
4 |
Shorten |
7 |
2 |
21 |
0 |
|
5 |
Ainsworth |
6 |
1 |
20 |
3 |
|
6 |
Howarth |
2 |
1 |
1 |
0 |
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Team |
Far from the MCC |
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# |
Batsman |
How Out |
Total |
Balls |
4s |
6s |
FOW |
1 |
M. T. Westmoreland |
run out |
13 |
(21) |
2 |
- |
2-25 |
2 |
L. G. Ainsworth |
lbw b J. Baker |
10 |
(29) |
- |
- |
1-23 |
3 |
R. J. B. Hadfield |
b Singh |
18 |
(38) |
1 |
- |
4-48 |
4 |
R. P. Turner |
b Kelly |
5 |
(22) |
- |
- |
3-48 |
5 |
I. Howarth |
c Singh b T. Baker |
29 |
(26) |
2 |
- |
8-93 |
6 |
D. Emerson * |
b Singh |
7 |
(5) |
- |
- |
5-72 |
7 |
M. Bullock † |
b Singh |
0 |
(2) |
- |
- |
6-72 |
8 |
M. K. Reeves |
b Wood |
2 |
(13) |
- |
- |
7-89 |
9 |
D. Shorten |
st Willey b T. Baker |
16 |
(14) |
2 |
- |
10-107 |
10 |
A. Darley |
b T. Baker |
1 |
(2) |
- |
- |
9-102 |
11 |
J. Newman-Robson |
not out |
1 |
(2) |
- |
- |
- |
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Extras |
LB2, B3 |
5 |
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TOTAL |
(all out, 29 overs) |
107 |
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# |
Bowler |
Overs |
Maidens |
Runs |
Wkts |
|
1 |
J. Baker |
7 |
2 |
17 |
1 |
|
2 |
Smith |
7 |
1 |
14 |
0 |
|
3 |
Singh |
5 |
0 |
24 |
3 |
|
4 |
Kelly |
4 |
0 |
16 |
1 |
|
5 |
Wood |
3 |
0 |
11 |
1 |
|
6 |
T. Baker |
3 |
0 |
20 |
3 |
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Note: R. J. B. Hadfield and D.
Emerson’s innings included an all-run four |
MOTM: L. G. Ainsworth Champagne Moment: M. Reeves’ reactive
catch at short mid-wicket Buffet
Award: A. Darley’s pizza bonanza
(all types with all toppings) |
Opposition:
V024 / 13 Ground: G013 / 22 Captain: C018 / 08 |