Match: 16
/ 378
Won
by 36 runs
Team |
Total |
FFTMCC |
179 - 7 |
L. Ainsworth 50, I. Howarth
38 |
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Enstone CC |
143 |
J. Pearson 2 - 10, G. Timms
2 - 32 |
Day 1 The Good Vessel MAD
weighed anchor in Enstone Sound as a harsh wind blew across the landscape.
The men are in good spirits after an opening victory against Cholsey although
I have grave reservations about this trip. For one thing, as our provisions
were bought ashore, I noticed that our kit bag has been significantly reduced
in size. Whether we’ll be adequately catered for without twenty sets of bails
and three pairs of left handed gloves is anyone’s guess. For another, Howarth
seems woefully under prepared. His idea of a long sleeved jumper leads me to
question his sanity. Myself, I am wearing every piece of clothing that
quarter master Moo could provide me with and yet still this Antarctic wind
cuts right through me. Day 4 So we’ve set off on our
quest. Captain Timms was the first to depart, heading out to ‘the middle’
with a knowledgeable native. He returned through the storm with some good /
bad news. We’d won the toss but were going to bat, which wasn’t his wish.
Their team is already depleted through hypothermia, which is going to put a
terrible strain on the men. Saw an albatross this morning, which is a good
sign. Carter swings at a levitating ball. Day 8 We lost Carter this
morning (lbw 5.) Poor blighter had been suffering for some time until Pearson
eventually put him out of his misery. Struck on the heel, what a terrible way
to go. Day 15 Luck has turned our way
and we’re making good progress! Prior to the expedition, there had been much
talk of our engine room, or lack thereof, but today Ainsworth (50), Turner
(20), Howarth (38), and Pearson (25) all put in a grand effort. The terrain
is heavy going to say the least with the ball sticking in the outfield, but
the men seem content to run up and down, attempting to stave off snow blindness,
whilst keeping the score board ticking over. Howarth works one elegantly through the covers. Day 19 Hotson (5) and Reeves
(8) have both gone. Neither were up to the conditions and both perished
quickly. Reeves’ last words were lost on the wind as he wandered aimlessly
away from leg stump. We had to shoot some of the dogs this morning. One,
Timms (20 n.o.) did at least wag its tail, so well
done him. Matt, the expedition statistician has lost the tips of three
fingers to frost bite. He was overcome and wandered out to ‘the middle’, only
to wander back undefeated two balls later. My gosh, it’s
a long way back up that last hill. Reeves showcasing his new backward defensive. Day 21 Little has been heard
from two of our party, Newman and Roberts. Rumour has it that they’ve gone
and joined the opposition. There were sightings of the pair, along with
Timms, Reeves, Turner and others attempting to break some sort of ‘Judas
record’. More fool them I say. Day 26 Relief at last! After
the longest 26 days of my life and having achieved 179 runs, we have at last
made rendezvous with the main camp. The men are sorely depleted. It is said
that Turner lost six stone during the outward journey, but then put it all
back on in the space of 15 minutes. The news from Blighty is that Leicester
are about to win the Premier League, which surely is a mistake. I’m sure that
by the time we return the usual monopoly will be restored. I have severe
reservations about the return journey, my god it’s actually hailing out
there. It would be suicide to go out in this, but out we must go. Joy at returning to main camp. Day 28 Our opposition have
taken to their task like a husky to seal blubber. Speke (58) and Forder (15)
look quality and it’s going to take luck and / or skill to remove this pair. Day 28 (afternoon) Luck and / or skill we
have. This afternoon Howarth looked to be done in. He fell forward with what
seemed like his last gasp, however seconds later he came back up clutching a
cricket ball! The men celebrated by breaking out the last of the champagne. Day 32 Our two wayward Judas
wanderers have returned. Newman (8-0-24-1) and Roberts (8-0-16-0) have
certainly put in a shift for the team (and the opposition). Several of the
men are really struggling with the conditions underfoot and make slow
progress in the outfield, however one of our number (Pearson) has developed
his own unique method for getting about. The chap simply slides over the ice
as if he were on skates. A view from the pavilion back into … uncricketing
climbs. Day 35 Progress has come to a
halt due to ‘chalk’. Where it has come from or why it is here, no one knows
for sure, but it is slowing progress markedly. Day 63 Still we are afflicted
by this chalk. I fear the men may freeze to death where they stand. Day 64 Finally we are moving
again, but the cold has really started to affect the men. Roberts, Bullock,
Carter, Hotson, Turner and Pearson (twice) have all succumbed to frozen
hands. This might be a record for an expedition of this type, but fortunately
we still have plenty of rolling tobacco and it doesn’t seem to have affected
morale. Some say it was an apparition, but others are sure they saw a
Thornton Smith this afternoon. This man is no fool and returned to the warmth
of a parked Saab after 30 seconds. No fool also is the scorer for Enstone,
who after watching our scribe sitting outside, chilled to the bone for nearly
three hours, decided that opening the fire escape to the club house and
scoring from inside there was a better course of action. Lessons such as
these can be the difference between life and death when it’s 40 below. Scoring the old skool way: in the cold and rain. Day 70 Hurrah, we’ve made it! A
huge effort by Reeves (8-0-28-1), Timms (8-0-32-0), Pearson (3.4-1-10-2) and
Howarth (4-0-17-0) finally saw us dispatch a depleted Enstone team.
Congratulations to both teams who survived blizzards, hail, rain, rainy hail,
haily rain and more blizzards, hail and rain to
reach the promised land of a warm bar / car. Celebrations were literally
muted, due to the bingo. ‘Reevsie’
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*
Far from the MCC versus Enstone
CC Played at Enstone, 24 April 2016 Far from the MCC won the
toss and elected to bat Far from the MCC won by 36 runs Far from the MCC debuts: none |
16 / 378 40 over match |
Team |
Far from the MCC |
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# |
Batsman |
How Out |
Total |
Balls |
4s |
6s |
FOW |
1 |
G. Carter |
lbw b Watts |
5 |
(18) |
- |
- |
1-13 |
2 |
L. G. Ainsworth |
c Taylor b Anthony |
50 |
(74) |
3 |
1 |
3-106 |
3 |
R. P. Turner |
lbw b Newton |
20 |
(43) |
1 |
- |
2-56 |
4 |
I. Howarth |
c Taylor b Watts |
38 |
(36) |
4 |
- |
5-148 |
5 |
J. W. Pearson |
c Taylor b Anthony |
25 |
(23) |
3 |
- |
4-144 |
6 |
J. C. W. Hotson |
b Watts |
5 |
(11) |
- |
- |
6-154 |
7 |
G. J. Timms * |
not out |
20 |
(18) |
1 |
- |
- |
8 |
M. K. Reeves |
b Speke |
8 |
(16) |
- |
- |
7-179 |
9 |
M. Bullock † |
not out |
0 |
(2) |
- |
- |
- |
10 |
J. Newman-Robson |
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11 |
C. D. Roberts |
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Extras |
NB1, W6, LB1 |
8 |
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TOTAL |
(for 7 wickets, 40 overs) |
179 |
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# |
Bowler |
Overs |
Maidens |
Runs |
Wkts |
|
1 |
Speke |
8 |
3 |
16 |
1 |
|
2 |
Watts |
8 |
1 |
28 |
3 |
|
3 |
Rouse |
8 |
1 |
47 |
0 |
|
4 |
Newton |
7 |
0 |
35 |
1 |
|
5 |
Anthony |
6 |
0 |
34 |
2 |
|
6 |
Stewart |
3 |
0 |
18 |
0 |
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Team |
Enstone CC |
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# |
Batsman |
How Out |
Total |
Balls |
4s |
6s |
FOW |
1 |
W. Speke * |
c Turner b Timms |
58 |
|
3 |
- |
|
2 |
K. Anthony |
c Howarth b Newman-Robson |
12 |
|
- |
- |
1-32 |
3 |
F. Forder |
b Reeves |
15 |
|
1 |
- |
2-73 |
4 |
P. Newton |
retired hurt |
0 |
|
- |
- |
- |
5 |
J. Watts |
run out (Ainsworth/Howarth) |
30 |
|
- |
- |
|
6 |
D. Stewart |
b Timms |
0 |
|
- |
- |
|
7 |
A. Pemberton |
b Pearson |
1 |
|
- |
- |
|
8 |
J. Rouse |
not out |
16 |
|
- |
- |
- |
9 |
W. Taylor † |
b Pearson |
0 |
|
- |
- |
7-143 |
10 |
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11 |
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Extras |
NB1, W5, LB3, B2 |
11 |
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TOTAL |
(for 9 wickets, 29.4 overs) |
143 |
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# |
Bowler |
Overs |
Maidens |
Runs |
Wkts |
|
1 |
Newman-Robson |
8 |
0 |
24 |
1 |
|
2 |
Roberts |
8 |
0 |
16 |
0 |
|
3 |
Reeves |
8 |
0 |
28 |
1 |
|
4 |
Timms |
8 |
0 |
32 |
2 |
|
5 |
Pearson |
3.4 |
1 |
10 |
2 |
|
6 |
Howarth |
4 |
0 |
17 |
0 |
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MOTM: L. G. Ainsworth Champagne Moment: I. Howarth’s tumbling
catch in the gully Buffet
Award: I. Howarth’s frozen ice-cream
with frozen chocolate bits |
Opposition:
V073 / 06 Ground: G061 / 03 Captain: C022 / 40 |