Match: 17
/ 435
Won
by 19 runs
Team |
Total |
FFTMCC |
130 - 3 |
C. Williams 43, D. Shorten
37 |
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Hendricks CC |
111 - 8 |
J. Hoskins 2 - 25 |
This match report is
inspired by the film The Hitchhikers
Guide to the Galaxy, which was itself inspired by the TV series of the
same name. Which was itself inspired by the book The Hitchhikers Guide to the
Galaxy. Which was itself based on the original radio series. So all in all
milked for every cent it is worth. Written by Douglas Adams, the range and
complexity of the comic ideas presented in all the various formats surpass
almost anything committed to paper, celluloid, digital or audio tape. THHGTTG has the words
“don’t panic” written is large friendly letters on its back cover and
includes the essential advice that you should always carry a towel, for a
variety of reasons, one of which is to wrap it round your head to ward off
noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter
Beast of Traal (such a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you
can’t see it, it can't see you.) We’re also introduced to such characters as
Marvin, the paranoid android. (standard quote “Life, said Marvin dolefully,
loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like it.”) There’s also the Babel fish,
which will live in your ear, feed on any language then defecate it in to your
brain in a language you can understand. It spawned the language translation
website. So before I disappear into a haze of teenage nostalgia, we should
perhaps link this fantastic radio play etc etc to
the events of Friday night. One of the central
themes of THHGTTG is that <SPOILER ALERT> the earth was built by mice
to answer the ultimate question of the life, the universe and everything.
Many millennia before, the second most powerful computer ever developed
(second only to the earth) had determined that the answer was 42. The earth
was subsequently designed to provide the question. The FFTMCC of course also
have history with the number 42, for it is the score at which Dan Edwards
notoriously raised his bat to the assorted galleries in celebration of a
rather premature half century. He was inevitably and hilariously applauded
whenever he subsequently reached that score. This evening, for reasons which
have been lost in the mists of time since the same fixture last year, it was
decided that 42 should also be the score on which a batsman should retire. Dave Shorten had very sensibly
gathered the team at Brasenose for a 17:30 start, which was essential in the
fast fading light. He bought the team in to a huddle to announce that sadly
this would be his last game as captain this season, to which the team replied
that it was also probably his first, given his recent record of attendance.
Hendricks, with their captain T Saunders, are cut from similar cloth to us,
with the emphasis on camaraderie and fair play. They’d decided they wanted to
field whereas Dave had decided we wanted to bat, so a notional toss was
conducted and we were batting. Captain Dave had packed
his top order with big hitters but even with MOTM C Williams (retired 43 off
43 balls) and Nick Hill (0) swiftly followed by P Mellor (9) we were
struggling at just 12 off the first 5 overs. A few brief back stories here.
First it’s great to see Paddy for his first game of the season, but also
great to see Nick for whom this could be his last game for some time before
he travels to sample a new life in Italy, presumably with a Babel fish in his
ear. Williams – a batsman who scores runs. It was with the arrival
of the skipper (37 off just 27) that a partnership with Pops started to hit
its stride and the runs started to pile on. Dave was replaced by Reeves (20 n.o. off 19) who with the retirement of Pops was joined
by Bob Roberts (7 n.o.) for a nice little cameo as
a light drizzle started to descend. After 20 overs an ambitious 130 had been
achieved. In reply Hendricks were
always behind the rate and the match started to swing our way early on. There’s
been some debate in the MAD ranks about whether we’re too generous in the
giving of LBW decisions, when few seem to be given for us, but here we were
on the upside receiving end of a crucial one as skipper T Saunders was
triggered, fair play. Shortly before Reeves had immediately redeemed himself
after spilling a simple chance before affecting a run out with Roberts in the
same ball. Hoskins accepts the Alcoholics Anonymous award
for Hendricks’ adjudged MOTM. Howarth (4-0-15-0)
complained of having to bowl in to the wind, whilst Roberts (2-0-12-0)
struggled with a swelling and soggy ball, as did Vermaak (2-0-9-0). First
change was Jamo (4-0-25-2) for whom it was another champagne performance in
what has been a phenomenal season. As the light faded further and the run
rate soared, there were wickets for Timms, Reeves and Shorten. With Hendricks needing
an improbable 26 off the final over, the ball was thrown to Hill for what
could be his final action for the FFTMCC for some time. He responded by
spearing his first delivery straight down the middle for a delightful wicket. So The MAD had won only their second game since mid-June
and only their third win batting
first all season. It has echoes of another of Adam’s surreal inventions, the
infinite improbably drive, where the reasoning goes roughly that one can
travel almost instantly to any point in the universe if one can calculate
precisely how unlikely it is that you’ll turn up there. So
what’s the chances of us going on a winning run until the end of the season?
Precisely the same as arriving on Alpha Centauri. It was great that both
teams congregated at the White House after the game. They’re off next to the
Bodleian, another team that “gets it.” We wish them well. ‘Reevsie’
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Far from the MCC versus Hendricks XI Played at Brasenose College, 11
August 2017 Far from the MCC won the toss and
elected to field Far from the MCC won by 19 runs Far from the MCC debuts: none |
17 / 440 20 over match |
Team |
Far from the MCC |
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# |
Batsman |
How Out |
Total |
Balls |
4s |
6s |
FOW |
1 |
C. T. J. Williams |
retired |
43 |
(43) |
4 |
1 |
- |
2 |
N. S. Hill |
b Robinson |
0 |
(2) |
- |
- |
1-0 |
3 |
P. A. S. Mellor |
b Patel |
9 |
(20) |
1 |
- |
2-29 |
4 |
D. Shorten * |
b West |
37 |
(27) |
5 |
- |
3-109 |
5 |
M. K. Reeves |
not out |
20 |
(19) |
2 |
- |
- |
6 |
C. D. Roberts |
not out |
7 |
(10) |
- |
- |
- |
7 |
C. J. Vermaak |
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8 |
I. Howarth |
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9 |
G. J. Timms |
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10 |
J. D. Hoskins |
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11 |
J. C. W. Hotson † |
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Extras |
NB1, W8, LB3, B2 |
14 |
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TOTAL |
(for 3 wickets, 20 overs) |
130 |
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# |
Bowler |
Overs |
Maidens |
Runs |
Wkts |
Econ |
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1 |
Gilbert |
4 |
1 |
14 |
0 |
3.50 |
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2 |
Robinson |
4 |
0 |
15 |
1 |
3.75 |
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3 |
May |
4 |
0 |
30 |
0 |
7.50 |
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4 |
Patel |
2 |
0 |
21 |
1 |
10.50 |
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5 |
Metcalf |
2 |
0 |
24 |
0 |
12.00 |
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6 |
Quest |
3 |
0 |
18 |
1 |
6.00 |
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7 |
Rollett |
1 |
0 |
3 |
0 |
3.00 |
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Note: C. T. J. Williams retired on 86-2 (13.3
overs) |
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Team |
Hendricks XI |
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# |
Batsman |
How Out |
Total |
Balls |
4s |
6s |
FOW |
1 |
T. Saunders *† |
lbw b Hoskins |
10 |
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- |
- |
3-25 |
2 |
S. Minchinton |
run out (Roberts/Reeves) |
3 |
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- |
- |
1-13 |
3 |
Q. Khattak |
b Hoskins |
4 |
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- |
- |
2-19 |
4 |
R. Quest |
b Timms |
18 |
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4 |
- |
4-62 |
5 |
E. Robinson |
retired |
42 |
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4 |
- |
- |
6 |
O. May |
c Timms b Reeves |
4 |
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- |
- |
5-90 |
7 |
J. Gilbert |
c Williams b Shorten |
0 |
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- |
- |
6-92 |
8 |
R. Patel |
not out |
3 |
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- |
- |
- |
9 |
J. Hewlett |
b Hill |
3 |
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- |
- |
7-105 |
10 |
J. Rollett |
run out (Hill/Hotson) |
3 |
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- |
- |
8-108 |
11 |
T. Metcalf |
not out |
2 |
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- |
- |
- |
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Extras |
NB3, W11, LB3, B2 |
19 |
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TOTAL |
(for 8 wickets, 20 overs) |
111 |
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# |
Bowler |
Overs |
Maidens |
Runs |
Wkts |
Econ |
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1 |
Howarth |
4 |
0 |
15 |
0 |
3.75 |
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2 |
Roberts |
2 |
0 |
12 |
0 |
6.00 |
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3 |
Hoskins |
4 |
0 |
25 |
2 |
6.25 |
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4 |
Vermaak |
2 |
0 |
9 |
0 |
4.50 |
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5 |
Timms |
3 |
0 |
24 |
1 |
8.00 |
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6 |
Reeves |
2 |
0 |
8 |
1 |
4.00 |
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7 |
Shorten |
2 |
0 |
7 |
1 |
3.50 |
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8 |
Hill |
1 |
0 |
6 |
1 |
6.00 |
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MOTM: C. T. J. Williams Champagne Moment: J. D. Hoskins’ bowling Khattak Buffet
Award: G. J. Timms’ large jacket
spuds with lots of lush chilli bits MAD
Moment: n/a |
Opposition:
V088 / 02 Ground: G040 / 62 Captain: C016 / 31 Match No: 20 / 110 |