Match: 18
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Won
by 2 runs
Team |
Total |
FFTMCC |
136 |
J. Webster
33, J. Pearson 30 |
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Appleton CC |
134 |
I. Howarth
4 - 20, D. Shorten 3 - 17 |
Matches against Appleton
stretch all the way back to when they started and if the wind is kind, then
the stench of turd from the sewerage works isn’t such
a problem. It’s an interesting little ground, ringed
by trees and hidden amongst a farming estate who regularly come together at
equinox to burn policemen on top of pyres. But then that’s the classic
English village for you, a hybrid of Twin Peaks and all that is great about
knowing your neighbour, being part of a corrupt unelected council, getting totally
pissed at the local, flaunting the law and carrying out a clandestine
relationship with the bored housewife of a local earl. Of course, none of
this is probably true, but it most probably is at the same time. Welcome to Appleton. Winning the toss on a
grey evening where everyone wished the game was
contested the day before in brilliant sunshine, Mr Shorten elected to bat
first before the sun disappeared behind the aforementioned perennials.
Howarth (10) and Turner (10) looked in touch before they decided on being
crap, Pearson (30 off 22 balls) was excellent before he was told to “retire
at the end of the over” (why wait?) and Roberts (13) continues to score runs
now he’s been given a chance to bat above number eleven. At this point in the
innings, The MAD defaulted to being shit going from
a blazing 73-2 (off 10.1 ovs) to a blood-stained 78-6, with Vermaak (1) and
Hotson (golden) amongst the cricketing roadkill. Thankfully
the guy who heralds from the land of tulips, windmills, clogs, drugs, sex
museums, Marco Van Basten and cheese, decided
against being shit and instead scored some runs for once. Jan began his
innings with a sublime boundary, retired eloquently on 31, almost got back to
the pavilion and return a few balls later, slice another couple in the air
and then swing across the line to leave his team all out for 136. Webster (33
off 26 balls) was helped by Shorten’s ill-timed 9, unhelped by Cartwright’s dashing
golden and Bullock’s non-golden (2 balls) and Rundle
who stood at the other end sniggering on 2 not out. In reply, Appleton
enjoyed some early crap from Shorten, but struggled
against the yorkers of Howarth as they slipped to 19-2. At which point The
MAD total got gobbled up at an alarming rate with Vermaak (2-0-13-0), Roberts
(3-0-30-0) and Mr Rundle (3-0-20-0) going wicketless, helping as they did so Mr
Bungay, who flexed his not-inconsiderable shoulders with the bat. Just as last Wednesday
on Boars Hill saw enforced retirements change the course of a game, here
against the same guys playing for a different team at a different ground it
happened again. Peach and Bungay sat back on their foldaway chairs to watch a
shower of shit unfold as the home team slipped from 95-2
to 105-8. Pearson bagged a brace and a returning Shorten this time discovered
the merits of line and length (4-1-17-3). Unfortunately, with the
tumble of timber, Mr Bungay’s stay on his foldaway chair expired. He now
returned to make a mockery of the gloom to start depositing balls in adjacent
fields, paddocks and Pagan rituals. Pearson
(4-0-25-2) served him his lunch as Howarth ordered the sides, quite how
anyone can hit a ball that far when
they can barely see the fucking thing is
unfathomable…. During the ongoing
carnage, The MAD still found time to entertain spectators and opposition
alike with some circus inspired fielding. You had the skipper chasing a ball
to the sightscreen before simply collapsing on the floor (much like those who
witnessed it), Webster’s boundary run and self-tackled tumble whilst the ball
lay dormant and not forgetting Howarth’s perfectly misjudged encroachment
under a skier, somehow finding himself a dozen yards short and then watching
it spin past him as he face-planted. With the game slipping
away, Appleton and Mr Bungay now needed just 5 runs off Howarth’s final over.
Cometh the hour, cometh the man, no not Howarth, although his final over was
bloody good, but the dextrous talents of one Jake Charles William Hotson,
scampering in square of the wicket, he scooped the ball up and threw down the
stumps with just the one to aim at. Bungay run out for 66. Jake mobbed. Hotson – the greatest fielder this club has ever
had. That still left the
returning Peach (32) to exact the rights, however it was a return in stark
contrast to that of his larger team mate, bowled second
ball by Howarth (3.5-1-20-4) from around the wicket. The MAD’s victory over
Wootton & Boars Hill was heralded as the greatest T20 triumph since the
last amazing win in a similar format at some point in time, only to be
possibly transcended by the weekend run-chase against the previously
unconquered Lemmings. But were both of those wonderful matches put into the
shade by this one? Hard to say. Stay tuned for the outcome of the ‘Most
Memorable Match’ vote at the end of season AGM…. Oh, and whisper it
quietly, our regular skipper is back in town. So, shush, pretend nothing has
happened in the interim. ‘Toe Crusher’
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Far from the MCC versus Appleton
CC Played at Appleton, 13 June 2018 Far from the MCC won the toss and
elected to bat Far from the MCC won by 2 runs Far from the MCC debuts: none |
18 / 454 20 over match |
Team |
Far from the MCC |
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# |
Batsman |
How Out |
Total |
Balls |
4s |
6s |
FOW |
1 |
I. Howarth |
c Hicks b Alder |
10 |
(10) |
1 |
- |
1-16 |
2 |
J. W. Pearson |
b Hicks |
30 |
(22) |
5 |
- |
3-73 |
3 |
R. P. Turner |
b Alder |
10 |
(8) |
2 |
- |
2-32 |
4 |
C. D. Roberts |
b Hicks |
13 |
(30) |
1 |
- |
6-78 |
5 |
C. J. Vermaak |
b Knight |
1 |
(4) |
- |
- |
4-78 |
6 |
J. C. W. Hotson |
b Knight |
0 |
(1) |
- |
- |
5-78 |
7 |
D. Shorten * |
c Bungay b Mistry |
9 |
(15) |
- |
- |
7-128 |
8 |
J. vdG. Webster |
b Knight |
33 |
(26) |
4 |
- |
10-136 |
9 |
J. A. Cartwright |
c Bungay b Mistry |
0 |
(1) |
- |
- |
8-131 |
10 |
M. S. Rundle |
not out |
2 |
(2) |
- |
- |
- |
11 |
M. Bullock † |
c Hicks b Knight |
0 |
(2) |
- |
- |
9-134 |
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Extras |
NB2, W9, LB2, B15 |
28 |
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TOTAL |
(all out, 19.5 overs) |
136 |
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# |
Bowler |
Overs |
Maidens |
Runs |
Wkts |
Econ |
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1 |
Alder |
4 |
0 |
24 |
2 |
6.00 |
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2 |
Blomerus |
4 |
0 |
31 |
0 |
7.75 |
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3 |
Hicks |
4 |
0 |
21 |
2 |
5.25 |
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4 |
Knight |
3.5 |
1 |
14 |
4 |
3.65 |
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5 |
Bungay |
2 |
0 |
10 |
0 |
5.00 |
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6 |
Christian |
1 |
0 |
14 |
0 |
14.00 |
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7 |
Mistry |
1 |
0 |
5 |
2 |
5.00 |
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Note: J. vdG. Webster retired on 31 (19 overs)
and returned on 19.4 overs |
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Team |
Appleton CC |
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# |
Batsman |
How Out |
Total |
Balls |
4s |
6s |
FOW |
1 |
A. Sayeed |
c Shorten b Howarth |
7 |
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1 |
- |
1-7 |
2 |
S. Mistry |
b Howarth |
3 |
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- |
- |
2-19 |
3 |
R. Peach |
b Howarth |
32 |
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2 |
1 |
10-134 |
4 |
M. Bungay |
run out (Hotson) |
66 |
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5 |
4 |
9-134 |
5 |
B. Hicks |
b Shorten |
5 |
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- |
- |
7-102 |
6 |
H. Knight |
c Hotson b Pearson |
0 |
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- |
- |
3-95 |
7 |
W. Gellher
† |
b Pearson |
0 |
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- |
- |
4-96 |
8 |
G. Alder |
b Shorten |
4 |
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- |
- |
6-100 |
9 |
H. Blomerus * |
b Shorten |
0 |
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- |
- |
5-96 |
10 |
W. Christian |
c Pearson b Howarth |
3 |
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- |
- |
8-105 |
11 |
T. Crowe |
not out |
3 |
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- |
- |
- |
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Extras |
W2, LB4, B5 |
11 |
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TOTAL |
(all out, 19.5 overs) |
134 |
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# |
Bowler |
Overs |
Maidens |
Runs |
Wkts |
Econ |
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1 |
Shorten |
4 |
1 |
17 |
3 |
4.25 |
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2 |
Howarth |
3.5 |
1 |
20 |
4 |
5.22 |
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3 |
Vermaak |
2 |
0 |
13 |
0 |
6.50 |
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4 |
Roberts |
3 |
0 |
30 |
0 |
10.00 |
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5 |
Rundle |
3 |
0 |
20 |
0 |
6.67 |
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6 |
Pearson |
4 |
0 |
25 |
2 |
6.25 |
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MOTM: J. vdG. Webster Champagne Moment: J. C. W. Hotson’s
direct run out (of M Bungay) Buffet
Award: C. D. Roberts’ cider-cured
sea trout with crab sauce (veg sides) MAD
Moment: I. Howarth’s bungle on the
boundary (for four) |
Opposition:
V051 / 24 Ground: G042 / 16 Captain: C016 / 34 Match No: 20 / 114 |