Match: 18
/ 456
Won
by 19 runs
Team |
Total |
FFTMCC |
119 |
C. Williams
25, G. Timms 23 |
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Bodleian |
100 - 6 |
J. Webster
2 - 13 |
The word ‘bucolic’
apparently relates to the ‘pleasant aspects of the countryside and country
life’, which is basically drinking cider in fields in the nud,
isn’t it? Nevertheless, despite the fact that Oxford
is an essentially urban place and public nudity is both illegal and general
unwelcome, bucolic is precisely the word that comes to mind when
thinking through this particular game. The MAD had been through
an exceptional run of four tight games with extraordinary finishes marked by
such moments as The Jake Hotson Appleton Run Out*, The Lucan Lemmings Six and
The Game Where Spam Had to Drive a School Bus Round and Round Isis and Not
Let the Speed Go Below 60 MPH or It Would Blow Up! Perhaps what was actually required now was an ordinary game, so as
better to offset the extraordinary; a game wherein pulse rates could be
relied on to remain within slumbering pace. And this, very enjoyably, is precisely
what we got. The MAD and The Bod have
been friendly rivals for years, several of the librarians have MAD player numbers
and Bod skipper, Mr Stuart Ackland, has even penned a chapter in our
forthcoming book “Never at This Level” (shameless plug). The last game the
author of this report played prior to this one was notable for one cricketer
(not a MAD player) threatening to knock another cricketer (not a Bod) out as
he felt some of things said about his mother were uncalled for. This was not
likely to happen here. These are two teams cosily entwined by snuggly fate,
more spiritual bedfellows in the manner of Eric and Ernie than the Montagues
and Capulets. If it was even possible
to improve on this amity, the weather did its best to oblige. Even at 6pm,
the temperature was a benevolent 25 C and the sky was as blue as a Coventry
FC shirt. A ripple of clicks and hisses rustled through the sizable crowd
(about 20!) as various cans were opened and quaffed steadily. The river
flowed invisibly beyond the fence, birds tweeted, and the ground was as green
as green can be. In fact, the only thing greener on the ground was Emerson’s
face as he was shown the healing leg of Stephen Stone who recently attempted
to set landspeed records without his motorbike. A gaggle of Bod. Messers
Williams (25) and Timms (23), a new opening combination, ambled out to take
on the father and son opening attack of the Shaws,
James (Sr) and Dan (Jr), who between themselves measure around 20 feet in
height. The early skirmishes were decidedly in favour of The MAD as we dashed
to 45-0 off the first six overs. Pops blasted one back over Shaw Sr’s head
for four, a shot we have become accustomed to, but also unveiled a few nifty
late cuts, while Timms pulled his first ball for a three and then played a
classic Boycottian on drive which showed all that
the outfield was quick and which also surprised the batsman more than the
bowler. On reflection, the
openers running a second set of three runs a little later almost proved to be
the innings’ undoing as an out of puff Pops promptly missed a straight J.
Shaw delivery, sparking off a mini-collapse to 55-3. Next man in, Richard
Hadfield, was hot off the back of a scintillating 81 against the Lemmings but
was beaten by the classic village three card trick: the metre-wide wide
outside off stump, the head high no ball, followed by the lolloping straight
piece of uneaten pie. Timms’s fine knock also ended hereabouts as – to give
it a technical explanation – he flumped the offie
to mid-off. A measure of calm was restored
by Luke Jenkins and MAD debutant Ben Walker as they the added 25 together.
Jenkins struck one as a batsman who won’t die wondering as he biffed a very
handy 22 which included two fours from his first three balls as well as the
game’s only six. Jenkins and Walker (on strike) being attacked by
a floating red ball. While this season has
seen some splendid results, The MAD have still managed to cling on to some
old habits. A second flurry of wickets saw us go from 80-3 to 81-6 as a
succession of unsportingly straight deliveries cleaned up Walker (2) and
Webster (0), both lbw, and bowled Jenkins. From there The MAD actually did
well to get up to a final score of 119 all out, with skipper Shorten’s 13
topping the bottom of the bill as it were, helped by good running from
Roberts (3), Vermaak (8, including one memorable straight slap for four) and
Hotson (1). Howarth (6*) was left in splendid red inked isolation, pondering
what could have been a 7* or even an 8*. Young Harry,
sat on the boundary edge simply saw Howarth trudging back to the pavilion
shortly after trudging out to the wicket; all the same as it ever is. After an amiable break,
veterans Shorten and Howarth opened the bowling on a
still evening with not enough breeze even to ruffle the row of coloured
deckchairs in front of the pavilion. They are about the same age as Curtley Ambrose and Courtney Walsh, although the
resemblance stops about there. However, Shorten
(1-8) broke through Bod opener Jones’s defence with a gem of a yorker then
promptly took himself off as if horrified by his own rudeness. Then, as the sun slowly
set behind the trees at the city end of the ground, came the highest
partnership of the match as M. Neely and J. Shaw put on a measured 54 off the
next ten overs, playing some well-directed bowling from Timms (0-16), Vermaak
(0-15) and Jenkins (0-18) with good sense and the occasional big shot back
over the bowler’s head. At 69-1 with 9 overs left in the game, the Bodleian
were well in it, but the combined loss of Neely (28, bowled Webster) and
McKiernan to a champagne moment direct hit with only one stump to aim at from
that man Hadfield at square leg turned the game in MAD’s favour. This was
then followed by the retirement of J. Shaw (31*) and the further loss of
Hewett (bowled Webster (2-13)) and confirmed the game’s new course as the Bod
slipped to 84-5 with four overs to go. Corne (second from right) shows off his cock to
everyone. Fine and straight death
bowling by the perennially unlucky Roberts (1-11), who saw a couple of
catches go begging, and Howarth (1-15) closed the librarians down despite D.
Shaw refusing to go quietly. Bodleian ended on exactly 100, for the loss of 6
wickets, and The MAD won by 19 runs. The sun set with no concerns about any
players going to bed cross. Everybody had a good time. A good, relaxed
time. ‘Arnold Wurzel’
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*
Far from the MCC versus Bodleian Played at Brasenose College, 22 June
2018 Bodleian won the toss and elected to
field Far from the MCC won by 19 runs Far from the MCC debuts: Benedict
Edward Lewis Walker (148) |
18 / 456 20 over match |
Team |
Far from the MCC |
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# |
Batsman |
How Out |
Total |
Balls |
4s |
6s |
FOW |
1 |
C. T. J. Williams |
b J. Shaw |
25 |
(24) |
3 |
- |
1-45 |
2 |
G. J. Timms |
c Busby b McKiernan |
23 |
(18) |
3 |
- |
3-55 |
3 |
R. J. B. Hadfield |
b McKiernan |
3 |
(4) |
- |
- |
2-54 |
4 |
L. T. Jenkins |
b Neely |
22 |
(22) |
3 |
1 |
4-80 |
5 |
B. E. L. Walker |
lbw b Mc Kirernan |
2 |
(14) |
- |
- |
6-81 |
6 |
J. vdG. Webster |
lbw b Neely |
0 |
(1) |
- |
- |
5-80 |
7 |
D. Shorten * |
b Milner |
13 |
(15) |
2 |
- |
9-112 |
8 |
C. D. Roberts |
lbw b Ackland |
3 |
(6) |
- |
- |
7-96 |
9 |
C. J. Vermaak |
b Ackland |
8 |
(10) |
1 |
- |
8-108 |
10 |
I. Howarth |
not out |
6 |
(6) |
- |
- |
- |
11 |
J. C. W. Hotson † |
st Jones b Ackland |
1 |
(5) |
- |
- |
10-119 |
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Extras |
NB5, W5, B3 |
13 |
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TOTAL |
(all out, 20 overs) |
119 |
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# |
Bowler |
Overs |
Maidens |
Runs |
Wkts |
Econ |
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1 |
J. Shaw |
4 |
0 |
34 |
1 |
8.50 |
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2 |
D. Shaw |
3 |
0 |
16 |
0 |
5.33 |
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3 |
McKiernon |
4 |
0 |
10 |
3 |
2.50 |
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4 |
Neely |
4 |
0 |
29 |
2 |
7.25 |
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5 |
Ackland |
3 |
0 |
13 |
3 |
4.33 |
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6 |
Milner |
2 |
0 |
14 |
1 |
7.00 |
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Team |
Bodleian |
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# |
Batsman |
How Out |
Total |
Balls |
4s |
6s |
FOW |
1 |
M. D. J. Neely |
b Webster |
28 |
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4 |
- |
2-69 |
2 |
G. E. D. Jones † |
b Shorten |
4 |
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1 |
- |
1-14 |
3 |
J. A. Shaw |
retired |
31 |
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4 |
- |
- |
4 |
L. J. McKiernan |
run out (Hadfield) |
2 |
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- |
- |
3-71 |
5 |
A. F. Milner |
not out |
7 |
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1 |
- |
- |
6 |
D. Hewett |
b Webster |
0 |
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- |
- |
4-77 |
7 |
T. Philipson |
b Howarth |
4 |
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- |
- |
5-84 |
8 |
D. R. Shaw |
b Roberts |
10 |
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- |
- |
6-100 |
9 |
D. F. Busby |
not out |
0 |
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- |
- |
- |
10 |
S. G. Ackland * |
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11 |
A. R. Paton |
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Extras |
NB1, W6, LB5, B2 |
14 |
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TOTAL |
(for 6 wickets, 20 overs) |
100 |
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# |
Bowler |
Overs |
Maidens |
Runs |
Wkts |
Econ |
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1 |
Shorten |
2 |
1 |
8 |
1 |
4.00 |
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2 |
Howarth |
4 |
0 |
15 |
1 |
3.75 |
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3 |
Timms |
3 |
0 |
16 |
0 |
5.33 |
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4 |
Vermaak |
2 |
0 |
15 |
0 |
7.50 |
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5 |
Jenkins |
3 |
0 |
18 |
0 |
6.00 |
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6 |
Webster |
3 |
0 |
13 |
2 |
4.33 |
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7 |
Roberts |
3 |
0 |
11 |
1 |
3.67 |
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MOTM: G. J. Timms Champagne Moment: R. J. B. Hadfield’s
direct hit (run out) from square leg Buffet
Award: C. J. Vermaak’s beef
Boerewors MAD
Moment: n/a |
Opposition:
V023 / 25 Ground: G040 / 65 Captain: C016 / 35 Match No: 20 / 115 |