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“2019 AGM Report

 

 

 

The Blue Room atop the St Aldates Tavern was once again the venue for The MAD’s annual AGM piss-up. It’s got all you need for an intimate gathering, having on en-suite bar, booze and a bar lady. It also has a projection screen to display photographic endeavours caught over the year, especially if you bring the correct VGA cable….

 

 

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The ‘Blue Room’….

 

 

Without further ado, herewith the notes from the evening, or at least the ones that are vaguely readable on a crumpled, cider stained piece of A4 paper….

 

 

‘Flake’

 

 

 

 

 

Part I - Notes on attendance

 

Apologies for absence:

 

Joe Cartwright  (on a plane)

Steve Dobner  (“can’t be arsed to drive the 176 mile round trip”)

Giant Duck  (couldn’t be arsed)

David Shorten  (in Minehead somewhere)

James Pearson  (kidnapped)

 

 

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A shame Mr Cartwright (batting) was absent to collect his Trophy….

 

 

 

Present:

 

Matt Bullock  (Chairman, Statto)

Geoff Carter

Andrew Darley

David Emerson

Richard Hadfield  (avoided being killed in a terrorist attack on London Bridge)

James Hoskins  (Fantasy Guru)

Jake Hotson  (Deputy T20 Captain, Tour)

Ian Howarth + 1  (Fixtures Secretary, Minutes)

Jon-Newman Robson

Mike Reeves  (Treasurer)

Chris Roberts

Mark Rundle + 1

Dave Shorten 

Gary Timms  (Captain)

Russell Turner + 1  (T20 Captain, Mike Ashley)

Cornelius Vermaak

Chris Williams

 

 

 

 

Part II - Chairman’s Welcome

 

Having set a record of chairing MAD AGM’s in lieu of nobody else ever being Chairman, Matt set out by stipulating the same old shit as in the previous 20 plus years – thanks to all who made a contribution. Notable efforts were that of the Committee, the absent David Shorten (ex-Skipper), Jake Hotson’s Tour dedication, Ian Howarth’s stressful fixtures and James Hoskins’ revamped Fantasy among several others. A big nod to Mike Reeves’ wife (Kate) who made all the teas for him to take the credit for.

 

The ethos of the club was upheld, and the team were delighted to see the return of ex-Skipper Martin Westmoreland and the Mini-Moos. The future of the club is bright.

 

 

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Mini-Moo 2 is out of shot buying his dad a book on how to bat.

 

 

 

 

Part III - Captain’s Report

 

After a fifth (FIFTH) season in charge, Skipper Timms amused all with his PowerPoint presentation which detailed all the highlights of an underwhelming season (so quite a short verse then). Among these highlights for our Skip were the matches against new opposition the OUCCC and Moreton CC. Greys Green was an interesting venture, however considering the hundred times we were assured everything was played in the right spirit – the fact their two best players opened the batting and bowling was….

 

The Astons game was memorable for bookending the Ashes Ben Stokes knock during the tea interval – and of course the Isis game which doubled as a charity event.

 

Despite being given over to sleeping and recovering from Glastonbury, Gary did remember a few highlights from Tour, namely Hoskins’ six and out at Minehead and Andrew Darley’s spectacular batting incompetence (how could anyone forget that debacle?)

 

 

 

 

Stats were produced (slide copied above), and he ended by thanking all who had made themselves available for serial disappointments and consistent defeats.

 

 

 

 

Part IV – T20 Captain’s Report

 

Russ’ first season in the T20 hotseat was a successful and enjoyable adventure and he delighted in reliving some of those moments without a PowerPoint Presentation, a wholly old skool affair and all the refreshing for it. We, the team, were amazingly successful at home with Mr Hotson singled out as being both the most turnoutable and proving an excellent understudy in Mr Turner’s absence.

 

 

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Russ would also make mention of Corne’s continued struggles with post codes and knowing where the fuck he was supposed to be playing, and Thornton Smith for converting bowling analysis of 0-17 against a Hendrick’s XI to 5-28.

 

The team are thanked for their enthusiastic contributions throughout the season.

 

 

 

 

Part V - Treasurer’s Report

 

Mike Reeves PP presentation was a brief and particular exercise in stating a proposed Tour to Brighton could cripple the team both physically and financially, with a lovely diagram below….

 

 

 

 

…there were continued monies raised by the now controversial second club foray into the world literature ‘Never at This Level’, a winning Tour bet by Hoskins, and of course the continued sponsorship from Russ Turner’s printing company (shameless plug below) that he has failed miserably to extricate himself from.

 

 

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2020 shall see no raise in subs or match fees and all is well in The MAD world (with Tour again mentioned as a concern).

 

 

 

 

Part VI - Fixtures and Tour for 2020

 

Prior to a sizeable drinks break, Ian Howarth scaled down his PowerPoint presentation to the point where there were hardly any details. In fact, it was so ambiguous as to be pointless. We do know where we end however….

 

 

 

 

…more useful info was gleaned about the Friendly Cup of which Howarth is now the apportioned Competition Secretary. His first act was to revoke 30 years’ worth of history and insist on additional game in July (thus making 4 games instead of 3). This was to be achieved by once again tearing up history and dividing the EIGHT participating clubs in two pools of FOUR. Round Robin games would decide the eventual finalists from Pool A and Pool B and with no Jake Hotson involved.

 

Tour… and Jake took up the baton by officially announcing via PPP that Brighton was the destination. Working tirelessly when awake, Hotson had secured FOUR games spread out over July 30 – August 2. This clashed perfectly with the Gay Pride weekend and thus forcing the club into securing the Vine Street Studios for the cost of bloody loads (Premier Inn and other cheaper accommodation all give over to the hordes of celebrating revellers)….

 

 

                               

 

 

One notes the additional £600 damage deposit….

 

 

 

 

 

 

Part VII - Committee Member Elections

 

The election of MAD officers was historically always a popular and integral part of the evening, with mass resignations, infighting and coups against certain committee members that divided opinion. Now this beige and distinctly tepid affair marks an excellent opportunity to head for the bar, because nobody seems to have the bollocks for a good insurrection.

 

One minor tweak saw Vicki Howarth resign from the maligned post of Social Secretary and Chris Williams step into the breach on account of already organising a Sunday roast and having fuck all else to do with his spare time. Williams was also told to step up his workload in his capacity of Director of Cricket – club wardrobe, reserve Fixtures guru etc etc.

 

Lastly, Jake Hotson was commended on his Vice T20 work for Russ Turner, so will have the title added to his name.

 

 

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Elected Committee Posts

 

Chairman

Matt Bullock

- continues in his role and is duly elected, unopposed.

 

Fixtures Secretary

Ian Howarth

- continues in his role and is duly elected, unopposed.

 

Treasurer

Mike Reeves

- continues in his role and is duly elected, unopposed.

 

Captain

Gary Timms

- continues in his role and is duly elected, unopposed.

 

T20 Captain

Russ Turner

- continues in his role and is duly elected, unopposed.

 

Vice Captain(s)

Jake Hotson and Co.

- Jake steps in for T20s, Russ Turner for Gary Timms (Sundays), Ian Howarth (Sundays) if nobody else.

 

Director of Cricket

Chris Williams

- continues in his role and is duly elected, unopposed.

 

 

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Non-Committee Posts

 

Tour Organiser(s)

Jake Hotson

- continues in his role and is duly elected, unopposed.

 

Fines Chairman(s)

Captain’s Choice

- the role will be assigned by the Skipper if he feels there is a need for fines to be levied.

 

Social Secretary

Chris Williams

- Vicki Howarth resigns, Chris duly elected.

 

 

 

 

Part VIII - General Administration for Season 2020

 

Nothing much to report here with Brasenose College continuing as our home cricket ground and Gosford Community Centre (Kidlington) providing indoor facilities for nets. It is intended to make small use of Oriel College’s ground after making contacts with them.

 

Nets confirmed by Russ to run on Sundays from March 8, 15, 29 and April 5 (11:00 to 12:30).

 

Players are encouraged to umpire and score to the best of their abilities, with those unwilling or uneducated in either of the roles encouraged to get educated. Teas are to be arranged by the incumbent Skipper on the day.

 

Player numbers are considered okay, with the possibility of a returning John Harris and newbee Scottish Tom. It is also hoped Chris Roberts makes a full return from injury (shoulder).

 

 

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Part IX - FFTMCC Awards

 

After yet another sizeable delay whilst votes were tallied and summed, lost and forged, the dubious winners of the various MAD trophies and awards were announced as follows….

 

 

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Mike Reeves can now finally stop moaning about being sawn off when it comes to winning the Player of the Season award.

 

 

 

 

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Roll of MAD Honours

 

 

 

Player of the Season

Mike Reeves

 

Most Improved Player

Joe Cartwright

 

Clubman of the Year

Ian Howarth

 

MAD Fantasy Cricket

Gary Timms

Team ‘Matchstick Men and Matchstalk Cats & Dogs’

 

Champagne Moment

Geoff Carter

Remarkable first SIX for The MAD in match winning knock  (v Chittlehampton CC #500)

 

MAD Booker Prize

Gary Timms

“Geoff and You”  (v Stogumber CC #498)

 

MAD Moment

Chris Williams  &  Ben Walker

CW: “Can I borrow your [OU pass] card again?” BW: [Hands Chris his cardigan]  (v OUCCC #479)

 

‘Adrian Fisher’ Performance Trophy

Jan Webster

Jan’s unbeaten 72* (95 balls) to chase down a big total after early collapse  (v Sydenham CC #485)

 

‘Mike Ashley’ Sports Direct Prize (Lesser performances)

Thornton Smith

Wins a boundary “stash” for his smoking and indifference on the field

 

 

 

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Getting better with age: Geoff Carter

 

 

 

 

Part X – Fantasy Stuff

 

Mr Hoskins’ recently updated Fantasy Cricket was declared a total success, with most participants bemoaning a lack of thought being put into their entries. Most thoughtful and cunning proved to be Gary Timms with his fine team Matchstick Men and Matchstalk Cats & Dogs’ who walked away with the first prize of £100.

 

Geoff Carter (2nd), Mark Rundle (3rd) and Russ Turner (4th) brought up the rear. 

 

 

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Part XI - Any Other Business

 

With the evening being declared an unparalleled sporting success, Jan Webster was quick to make haste and disappear with his evening’s winnings…. Oh, and lest I forget, the team were quick to wish Russ Turner and his long suffering girlie (Fiona) all the best after they finally got engaged!

 

 

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Here’s to a tremendous MAD season in 2020 and whatever joys and moaning it brings.