Match: 21
/ 533
Lost by
72 runs
Team |
Total |
OUCCC |
154 - 5 |
D. Shorten
1 - 18 |
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FFTMCC |
82 - 7 |
I. Howarth 36* |
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The Woman in Black is a
supernatural thriller set in a remote seaside village where the spirit of a
wealthy deceased woman returns to kill off the locals. Weirdly the chilling
story has some similarities with this game of cricket in the sense that
Oxford is a wealthy city, surrounded by water it and is said to be booming
with paranormal activity, Cricketers have been somewhat deceased in the last
year and the OUCCC team delight in beating a bunch of locals. Coincidence? The cost of street
parking in the paranormal city is extortionate. Having made his feelings
quite clear about the difficulty of circumnavigating Oxford a couple of weeks
ago (see match report 531), Ian Howarth, armed with a can of Strongbow,
boldly pronounced “Ł8.90 to park the car, I ain’t
fucking paying that, the robbing bastards!” However, as the early evening
light descended the charge mysteriously reduced to Ł5.70 – was this a sign of
paranormal activity? As we gathered at the
entrance to the ground looking as though we were waiting for the next Oxford
Ghost Tour, an OUCCC player suddenly appeared like the shopkeeper in *Mr Benn
and asked us if we were here for cricket. Seeing all our kit bags in toe and
realising the obvious, he politely tried to redeem his oversight by explaining
to us in great detail directions of how to get to
the pitch, only for Gary to reply, “Yes it’s okay we’ve played here before!” * Mr Benn was a
children’s TV programme in the early 70s. He (Mr Benn) would go to a
fancy-dress shop choose a costume and on stepping out of the changing room he
would be in an adventure relevant to the costume. Unfortunately, due to
previous breaches of copyright by The MAD and subsequent fines no pictures
are available. However…. Some awesome artwork from Giant Duck. The OUCCC skipper
Abdullah seemed a bit obsessed with following the T20 rules to the book, so
MAD firsts included powerplays and fielder restrictions in an (imaginary)
circle. However, all legside bowling being called a wide was immediately
quashed by skipper Turner. A quite bizarre coin toss then followed, as a
coinless (typical fucking student) Abdullah refused
to use Turners’ coin due to COVID, so it was agreed that Turner would toss
and call, only for his opponent to call the same but quicker and win! – OUCCC
elected or were “possessed” to bat? Howarth (2-0-9-0) and Rundle
(4-0-1-39) opened the bowling and although Rundle took some tap from the big
hitting Malhortra he eventually got his man,
Cartwright making a tricky skyer at cover look very simple.
Reeves (4-0-20-1) performed his now trademark “skippy” thing wicket
celebration after rattling opener Akrams’ stumps
and Shorten (4-0-18-1) got the ball to move around like room keys at a
swingers’ convention hitting middle peg in the process. MOTM Cartwright
crowned an excellent fielding performance with a 2nd catch and a run out
combining with Timms on both occasions. A confused Howarth was brought back
on for death overs 18 & 20 then taken off even before bowling a ball as
Turner (2-0-20-0) preferred to consume the buffet (as always) rather than
Timms (4-0-38-1). OUCCC ending 154 for 5. At one stage in the proceedings, a
slogged four to cow rolled under a metal fence. Timms unable to find an
opening only managed to retrieve the ball after Howarth and Rundle suddenly
acquired superhuman strength lifting the fence for him to slide under. All of
this as the so-called intelligent students looking on couldn’t
comprehend or be arsed to throw the ball back. OUCCC had stressed a new pink ball
to be used for each innings and they could provide one at a cost of Ł10.00 if
it was a problem. Therefore, Turner was surprised when asked at the interval
if he preferred them to use the same pink ball used in the first innings or a
new red one, as their new pink ball had somehow disappeared – was this
another example of paranormal activity? – Turner’s comment of “I can sell you
one for a tenner” didn’t seem to go down very well.
In the end the old pink ball was chosen, a wise choice – advantage MAD? 155 was a tough ask and using an old
ball made no difference to opening bowlers Mir (4-0-14-1) and especially Rene
(3-1-2-5) who were pretty much unplayable, the later getting Williams (0) to
chop on an excellent in-swinging yorker, Timms (2) and Hotson (0) followed
leaving The MAD 15-3 after 6. Howarth, on a dismal run of form
looked back to his best retired on 36. An eventful innings included sending
Rene to the boundary with a glorious cover drive, nearly passing out when
made to run 4 by “Lightning” Timms and a slog to long-on only for the ball to
stop inches from the rope and then be thrown in to run out Cartwright (7) at
the striker’s end. There was slight delay at one point as the wicket keeper
suddenly went AWOL, on his return a teammate enquired “Where did you go, we
nearly didn’t have a keeper for an over?” to which he replied, “They didn’t
have a keeper for 20 overs!” Gripping stuff. Shorten 10 off 12 claimed the
Champagne Moment with a huge 6 to cow, Bullock (2) fell to an excellent
C&B and Reeves (8) was run out by a one-handed pick up and throw with
only 1 stump to aim at. However, very few of The MAD looking on from the
boundary witnessed the smart piece of fielding as they had been confronted by
an angry young lady dressed all in black – was this “THE” Woman in Black? Thankfully no, but a very stressed
student who seemed confused by a cricket match being played on actual cricket
pitch outside her accommodation. She had been studying since 1.00pm and now
the noise from the game was interrupting her study. Chairman Matt tried to
defuse the situation with admirable diplomacy pointing out that we had only
been playing since 6.00pm, only to be bombarded with questions of Who? What?
Why? When? - Her final question: “Are
you going to be doing this every night” was met with the response of: “We
don’t know you’d better ask them out there as we are the away team and it’s
their ground.” With this our very own Woman in Black stormed off, maybe to
confront the 5 unsuspecting lady rowers and 2 lads playing tennis on the opposite
side of the ground for their part in “Noisegate,”
or maybe just to return to her place of study and reflect on how our game of
cricket may have just cost her a 1st and her annual Ł9000 student fee wasted.
In any case she left several bemused cricketers safe from evil and nailed the
games’ MAD Moment, of which Howarth disappointingly failed to catch anything
on camera…. Interestingly, recent research has
shown if you want to create and perform at your best consistently, learning
is most effective between 10am and 2pm and from 4pm to 10pm when the brain is
in an acquisition mode. So, with this in mind our Woman in Black may still
end up underperforming, but on positive note for the future I can confirm
that The MAD pre-season nets sessions are being held at the perfect time of
the day. In the meantime, Turner
thinking the last over had been bowled, began to congratulate the opposition
on their victory only to be told there was still one over remaining. With
gloves back on a partnership of 2 bolstered his score to 10* with Rundle (0*)
left at the bowlers end without facing a ball. MAD finishing on 82 for 7. COVID restrictions meant
no bar, walking into Oxford and being told by various pubs; “no booking, no
entry” then purchasing some cans from a Sainsbury’s Local to consume back at
the ground. As the witching hour approached, the alcohol consumed by Howarth
and Williams began to have a strange effect on them as they kept imagining a
white rabbit in the undergrowth, but however many times they went looking
they never found one. Strange very strange. It is very clear that a
game v OUCCC will always be one of the more challenging fixtures in The MAD
cricketing calendar, so is it worth the Ł8.90 / Ł5.70 parking cost and a
flutter with the paranormal? All will be revealed in 2022…. Spooky!|! ‘Russ’
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Far from the MCC versus Oxford
University Club CC Played at Balliol College, 12 May 2021 Oxford University Club CC won the
toss and elected to bat Oxford University Club CC won by 72 runs Far from the MCC debuts: n/a |
21 / 533 20 over match |
Team |
Oxford University Club CC |
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# |
Batsman |
How Out |
Total |
Balls |
4s |
6s |
FOW |
1 |
D. Malhotra |
c Cartwright b Rundle |
19 |
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3 |
- |
1-22 |
2 |
N. Akram |
b Reeves |
23 |
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2 |
1 |
2-62 |
3 |
S. Pathak |
retired |
31 |
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3 |
- |
- |
4 |
N. Saravanan † |
c Cartwright b Timms |
16 |
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1 |
1 |
3-87 |
5 |
A. Reza * |
retired |
36 |
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3 |
1 |
- |
6 |
S. Joshi |
b Shorten |
0 |
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- |
- |
4-111 |
7 |
V. Shankar |
run out (Cartwright/Shorten) |
2 |
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- |
- |
5-130 |
8 |
M. Kad |
not out |
10 |
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1 |
- |
- |
9 |
O. Gargrave |
not out |
2 |
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- |
- |
- |
10 |
R. Seegobin |
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11 |
W. Mir |
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Extras |
W5, LB3, B7 |
15 |
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TOTAL |
(for 5 wickets, 20 overs) |
154 |
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# |
Bowler |
Overs |
Maidens |
Runs |
Wkts |
Econ |
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1 |
Howarth |
2 |
0 |
9 |
0 |
4.50 |
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2 |
Rundle |
4 |
0 |
39 |
1 |
9.75 |
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3 |
Reeves |
4 |
0 |
21 |
1 |
5.25 |
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4 |
Shorten |
4 |
0 |
18 |
1 |
4.50 |
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5 |
Timms |
4 |
0 |
38 |
1 |
9.50 |
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6 |
Turner |
2 |
0 |
20 |
0 |
10.00 |
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Team |
Far from the MCC |
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# |
Batsman |
How Out |
Total |
Balls |
4s |
6s |
FOW |
1 |
I. Howarth |
retired |
36 |
(45) |
6 |
- |
- |
2 |
C. T. J. Williams |
b Seegobin |
0 |
(3) |
- |
- |
1-2 |
3 |
G. J. Timms |
b Mir |
2 |
(7) |
- |
- |
2-14 |
4 |
J. C. W. Hotson |
b Seegobin |
0 |
(7) |
- |
- |
3-15 |
5 |
D. Shorten |
b Kad |
10 |
(11) |
- |
1 |
4-31 |
6 |
J. A. Cartwright |
run out |
7 |
(8) |
1 |
- |
5-47 |
7 |
M. Bullock |
c and b Kad |
2 |
(6) |
- |
- |
6-61 |
8 |
M. K. Reeves |
run out |
8 |
(14) |
1 |
- |
7-79 |
9 |
R. P. Turner * |
not out |
10 |
(19) |
1 |
- |
- |
10 |
M. S. Rundle |
not out |
0 |
(0) |
- |
- |
- |
11 |
G. Carter † |
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Extras |
W5, B2 |
7 |
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TOTAL |
(for 7 wickets, 20 overs) |
82 |
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# |
Bowler |
Overs |
Maidens |
Runs |
Wkts |
Econ |
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1 |
Mir |
4 |
0 |
14 |
1 |
3.50 |
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2 |
Seegobin |
3 |
1 |
5 |
2 |
1.67 |
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3 |
Gargrave |
4 |
0 |
17 |
0 |
4.25 |
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4 |
Kad |
4 |
0 |
22 |
2 |
5.50 |
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5 |
Shankar |
4 |
0 |
20 |
0 |
5.00 |
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6 |
Joshi |
1 |
0 |
3 |
0 |
3.00 |
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7 |
Mir |
4 |
0 |
14 |
1 |
3.50 |
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Note: I. Howarth retired at 60-5 (14.0 overs) |
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MOTM: J. A. Cartwright Champagne Moment: D. Shorten’s maximum
down to long on Buffet Award: R. P. Turner’s rather delicious pizza slices (extra pepperoni) MAD
Moment: Mysterious Lady in Black
(student) giving The MAD a bollocking for disturbing
her studies with excessive noise levels (after 6pm) |
Opposition:
V108 / 05 Ground: G100 / 02 Captain: C024 / 41 Match No: 20 / 148 |