Match: 22
/ 573
Lost by
46 runs
Team |
Total |
Great Beardon CC |
153 - 7 |
J. Bateman
1 - 5 |
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FFTMCC |
107 - 6 |
R. Turner
31*, L. Ainsworth 19 |
Tour is just around the
corner and even closer than it was yesterday funnily enough, and as a gentle
reminder of that, The MAD were this evening playing another set of Tourers
(and not Touretter’s). This particular team have a great backstory would you
know, and since most people won’t be arsed to [click] backwards and forwards
to the match ramble dated July 26, 2021 … here is a
gentle reminder: Great Beardon is of course a shortened anagram of ‘to be rearranged’,
a term used by Mike Ashton of Barry Wanderers CC, a club whom several of the
current team used to play for. Sadly, Mike passed away a few years ago, and
so the club was rebranded in honour of a wonderful man who played some 1,700
matches [and counting]. Here’s to you, Mike… Losing the toss (again)
whilst also adhering to tour etiquette, Mr Turner shook hands with his
counterpart before watching Beardon’s reverse batting order pile up 153-7
without breaking a sweat. This sun blessed innings began slowly with Centurion
Bateman (1-5) getting to bowl some mediocre truffles at the upper lower order,
thereon it got progressively more difficult as the dots became ones, ones became
twos, twos became threes, threes became fours and then Howarth obligingly helped
fours into sixes. During the last few
overs of batting mayhem, Line (26) and S Crispin (24*) tucked into some eclairs
from Timms (econ 8.5), marshmallows from Harris (econ 14.0) and fudge cake
from Ainsworth (econ 16.0). However, it is worth noting that Lee only received
the buffet award on account of Spam dropping his penultimate ball over the long
off boundary for six. He was really thrilled. Recording all the tonking, here Matt (seated
left) stares the camera down. In reply and under
darkening skies with persistent drizzle, The MAD launched their counterattack
by seeing the Westmoreland Boys open up and bag a pair of ducks. Don’t worry
about this lads, you are in very exultant MAD
company and a small group of people your dad would only be too acutely aware
of! [giggle from editor] The Westmoreland Bros lowering their standards to
play for The MAD. Turner (31*) offered
some stoic resistance with Shorten (19*) clubbing a few at the death, but overall,
the tourists held sway throughout by being considerably younger, universally fitter,
breathtakingly more energetic and, well… simply better and more dynamic on
all levels. If this was football, which it wasn’t, it would be like Man City
playing some rabble from the Counties Leagues. Before people buggered off to enjoy an increasingly brighter Oxford
evening, drinks and banter were had at the Folly White Social Tavern before the
(final) MAD Tour party to the Isle of Wight would be announced…. The
FFTMCC 2022 Tour squad in full: James ‘Soon to bugger off Down Under’ Bateman Matt ‘I’ve (still) got
plenty of drinking to catch up on!’ Bullock David ‘AB’ Emerson Jan ‘Oxford Gangsta
and published author’ Webster Chris ‘Many
kids and no cash ever period’ Williams ‘Saga Holidays’
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*
Far From the MCC versus Great Beardon
CC Played at Brasenose College, 25 July
2022 Great Beardon CC won the toss and
elected to bat Great Beardon CC won by 46 runs Far from the MCC debuts: n/a |
22 / 573 20 over match |
Team |
Great Beardon CC |
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# |
Batsman |
How Out |
Total |
Balls |
4s |
6s |
FOW |
1 |
P. Frame |
c Turner b Bateman |
0 |
(2) |
- |
- |
1-0 |
2 |
L. Harris * |
b Shorten |
19 |
(24) |
2 |
- |
2-37 |
3 |
J. Keir |
retired |
33 |
(34) |
5 |
- |
- |
4 |
J. Hassett |
retired |
31 |
(26) |
- |
2 |
- |
5 |
A. Holloway † |
b Hoskins |
4 |
(4) |
1 |
- |
3-66 |
6 |
I. Crispin |
run out (Harris/Timms) |
5 |
(3) |
1 |
- |
4-76 |
7 |
A. Haines |
run out (D. Westmoreland/J. Westmoreland) |
2 |
(6) |
- |
- |
5-80 |
8 |
B. Line |
c Shorten b Harris |
26 |
(11) |
1 |
2 |
6-115 |
9 |
S. Crispin |
not out |
24 |
(8) |
- |
3 |
- |
10 |
D. Rickard |
run out (J. Westmoreland) |
1 |
(3) |
- |
- |
7-153 |
11 |
C. Taylor |
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NB1, W1, LB1, B5 |
8 |
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TOTAL |
(for 7 wickets, 20 overs) |
153 |
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# |
Bowler |
Overs |
Maidens |
Runs |
Wkts |
Econ |
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1 |
Bateman |
3 |
1 |
5 |
1 |
1.67 |
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2 |
Howarth |
2 |
0 |
16 |
0 |
8.00 |
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3 |
Shorten |
4 |
0 |
21 |
1 |
5.25 |
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4 |
D. Westmoreland |
3 |
0 |
17 |
0 |
5.67 |
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5 |
Hoskins |
3 |
0 |
25 |
1 |
8.33 |
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6 |
Timms |
2 |
0 |
17 |
0 |
8.50 |
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7 |
Harris |
1 |
0 |
14 |
1 |
14.00 |
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8 |
Ainsworth |
2 |
0 |
32 |
0 |
16.00 |
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Note: J. Keir retired at 61-2 (10.5) and J.
Hassett at 137-6 (18.4) |
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Team |
Far from
the MCC |
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# |
Batsman |
How Out |
Total |
Balls |
4s |
6s |
FOW |
1 |
J. A. H. Westmoreland † |
c and b Taylor |
0 |
(2) |
- |
- |
1-0 |
2 |
D. J. H. Westmoreland |
b Taylor |
0 |
(9) |
- |
- |
3-13 |
3 |
J. Harris |
b Haines |
6 |
(5) |
1 |
- |
2-7 |
4 |
G. J. Timms |
lbw b Taylor |
17 |
(20) |
3 |
- |
5-30 |
5 |
J. D. Hoskins |
c Holloway b Rickard |
2 |
(3) |
- |
- |
4-20 |
6 |
L. G. Ainsworth |
c Harris b Hassett |
19 |
(20) |
2 |
- |
6-80 |
7 |
R. P. Turner * |
retired |
31 |
(51) |
2 |
- |
- |
8 |
D. Shorten |
not out |
19 |
(11) |
4 |
- |
- |
9 |
J. C. Bateman |
not out |
1 |
(1) |
- |
- |
- |
10 |
G. Carter |
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11 |
I. Howarth |
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Extras |
NB2, W4, LB3, B2 |
12 |
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TOTAL |
(for 6 wickets, 20 overs) |
107 |
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# |
Bowler |
Overs |
Maidens |
Runs |
Wkts |
Econ |
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1 |
Taylor |
4 |
0 |
21 |
3 |
5.25 |
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2 |
Haines |
4 |
1 |
15 |
1 |
3.75 |
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3 |
Rickard |
4 |
0 |
18 |
1 |
4.50 |
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4 |
S. Crispin |
3 |
0 |
8 |
0 |
2.67 |
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5 |
Frame |
2 |
0 |
21 |
0 |
10.50 |
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6 |
Hassett |
2 |
0 |
6 |
1 |
3.00 |
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7 |
Harris |
1 |
0 |
12 |
0 |
12.00 |
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Note: R. P. Turner retired at 100-6 (19.2) |
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MOTM: D. Shorten Champagne Moment: J. D. Hoskins’ slower
looped pie (bowled) Buffet Award: L. G. Ainsworth’s banquet spread of chicken mayo buns (seeded) MAD
Moment: I. Howarth’s dropping a ball
for six (extra yardage) |
Opposition:
V120 / 02 Ground: G040 / 92 Captain: C024 / 65 Match No: 20 / 166 |