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“A Sad Goodbye
And a Hello to a New Normal”

 

 

Match:  22 / 561

Lost by 2 wkts

 

 

Team

 

Total

FFTMCC

146 - 8

C. Williams  39,  G. Timms  21*

 

Wootton & Bladon CC

147 - 8

C. Williams  4 - 21,  J. Harris  2 - 24 

 

 

 

 

I have a confession to make. I’m writing this report on Monday 30th May, eight days after this match took place. My editor-in-chief usually insists on a faster turnaround, which is quite right, as in normal times, the little incidents and weird happenings that make up each game quickly fade. But of course, these are very far from normal times.

 

At the time of writing Psycho is just out of ICU, on a regular ward and hopefully on the road to a full recovery. Players are still trying to process the rollercoaster of emotions which are the fallout from Friday evening. Maybe there will be a lot more written about this at some point, but not now.

 

I have some other news, very sad to report, that beloved club mascot (no offense giant duck) Midge passed away last week. There are no official statistics on how many games Midge attended, but if it was even half of the games that Dave has played, it would still be over a hundred. In her early days Midge would arrive at a ground and then disappear off into some surrounding field, hedgerow or muddy ditch, only to reappear 3-4 hours later, sometimes after a few cries of MIDGE! from Dave. In her later years, she was content to sit with the players and was not fussy about which lap she would sleep on. She had and unerring understanding of where the boundary was and what it was for. Rarely if ever did she encroach on the field of play. She will be forever associated with a certain baby muntjac deer at Jesus college. Best wishes Midge, a lovely dog.

 

 

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Midge and her long doting owner (Mr Shorten) top left.

 

 

And so, finally, to the match against our longstanding and much liked opponents Wootton and Bladon. I suspect at this point Spam (ahem) will introduce a photo of me prior to the game. All I’ll say is that it was a lot colder when I left Oxford than when I arrived in Cassington at one of the may Red Lion pubs in the area.

 

 

 

 

Russ, still settling into the role of full time Sunday skipper, got off to a cracker by winning the toss. So, what do I remember of our innings? Not a lot if I’m honest. Nuno got us off to a good start, hitting several 4’s in quick succession on his way to a 39. JCB scored only one, before being caught by Floyd (he will always have a special place in their hearts having started his ‘career’ with them.) I was in at three, not because I am suddenly a top order batman, but because the familiar (to many players) rotator cuff injury currently has me and I’m more of an on-field observer than a player at the moment. I didn’t last long.

 

Andrew Darley played a particularly Darlyesk innings including a magnificent six, before being run out. I can’t remember how, but it was probably something to do with Russ and hilarious. Former skipper Timms played nicely for a 21 n.o. and was assisted towards the end by Hoskins, whose confidence is high at the moment. Together they got us to a reasonably respectable total of 146.

 

Would it be fair to say the highlight of the match was teas? Not that this was a poor game, but c’mon, teas! For the first time in over two years, a proper sit down at tables, cup of tea and everything, tea! Provided by Mr and Mrs D Hambridge, what a joy and also a sense that perhaps a bit of normality has returned. Once again, let’s hear it for teas!

 

 

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Timms’ demonstrating there is still that fifty in him (somewhere).

 

 

MAD Moment was provided by Russ’s missus Jackie. There was some of those stupid exercise machines they sometimes have in parks that nobody ever uses – except Jackie. The match was paused briefly to tell her to stop doing her best Olivia Newton-John let’s get physical on the Nordic Track, right behind the bowler’s arm.

 

So, what do I remember of us bowling? Even less. Here the scorebook is little help either, a right dog’s dinner. Apparently, we had six bowlers, although figures are recorded for seven. Darley (7-4-16-1) bowled extremely well as did a certain Mr Rundle (6.4-1-26-1). Nuno carried on his good form with another four wickets. The match hinged on a bowl from JMO to T Poole when he was on about 18. It struck the stumps quite firmly, but alas the bails did not fall. He went on to 71. W&B were still 13 runs short when the eighth wicket went down and The MAD sniffed another unlikely Sunday win. However, Floyd and Trinder saw them home as the overs ticked away.

 

Finally, back to the Red Lion, looking forward to a quiet and uneventful week ahead.

 

 

 

 

Reevsie

 

 

 

 

 

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Statto Scorecards

 

 

 

Far From the MCC versus Wootton & Bladon CC

Played at Cassington, 8 May 2022

 

Far from the MCC CC won the toss and elected to bat

Wootton & Bladon CC won by 2 wkts

 

Far from the MCC debuts:  n/a

 

 

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35 over match

 

 

 

Team

Far From the MCC

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

#

 

Batsman

How Out

Total

Balls

4s

6s

FOW

1

C. T. J. Williams

c Clish b Barber

39

(47)

7

-

3-64

2

J. C. Bateman

c Floyd b Edwards

1

(8)

-

-

1-16

3

M. K. Reeves

c Doggett b Barber

7

(34)

-

-

2-48

4

R. P. Turner *

c A. Hambridge b Floyd

15

(33)

-

-

6-103

5

D. Shorten

lbw b MacDonough

5

(16)

1

-

4-78

6

A. Darley

run out (Trinder)

18

(13)

3

1

5-103

7

G. J. Timms

not out

21

(27)

2

-

-

8

J. Harris

c N. Hambridge b Floyd

7

(17)

-

-

7-114

9

J. C. W. Hotson

b Floyd

1

(4)

-

-

8-116

10

J. D. Hoskins

not out

11

(11)

1

-

-

11

M. S. Rundle

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Extras

W14, LB1, B6

21

 

 

 

 

 

TOTAL

(for 8 wickets, 35 overs)

146

 

 

 

 

 

 

#

 

Bowler

Overs

Maidens

Runs

Wkts

Econ

 

1

Edwards

5

0

19

1

3.80

 

2

Trinder

7

1

18

0

2.57

 

3

Barber

5

0

19

2

3.80

 

4

Clish

5

0

22

0

4.40

 

5

MacDonough

3

1

19

1

6.33

 

6

Floyd

4

0

10

3

2.50

 

7

S. Poole

5

0

26

0

5.20

 

8

De Bono

1

0

6

0

6.00

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Team

Wootton & Bladon CC

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

#

 

Batsman

How Out

Total

Balls

4s

6s

FOW

1

A. Hambridge

b Darley

13

 

2

-

1-54

2

T. Poole

c Shorten b Harris

71

 

10

2

6-107

3

S. Poole

c Bateman b Williams

9

 

1

-

2-90

4

N. Hambridge *

b Williams

2

 

-

-

3-92

5

D. De Bono

c Turner b Williams

0

 

-

-

4-100

6

G. Doggett †

c Reeves b Harris

0

 

-

-

5-102

7

D. Floyd

not out

17

 

2

-

-

8

J. MacDonough

b Rundle

1

 

-

-

7-126

9

R. Clish

lbw b Williams

18

 

2

-

8-133

10

J. Trinder

not out

7

 

1

-

-

11

J. Barber

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Extras

W2, LB2, B5

9

 

 

 

 

 

TOTAL

(for 8 wickets, 33.4 overs)

147

 

 

 

 

 

 

#

 

Bowler

Overs

Maidens

Runs

Wkts

Econ

 

1

Shorten

5

0

19

0

3.80

 

2

Hoskins

4

0

35

0

8.75

 

3

Darley

7

4

16

1

2.29

 

4

Rundle

6.4

1

26

1

3.90

 

5

Williams

7

1

21

4

3.00

 

6

Harris

4

0

24

2

6.00

 

 

 

 

 

MOTM:  C. T. J. Williams

Champagne Moment:  D. Shorten’s low catch on the boundary

Buffet Award:  J. D. Hoskins’ burnt marmite on out-of-date toast  

MAD Moment:  Jacqui’s “Let’s get Physical” routine behind the bowler’s arm

 

 

Opposition:  V027 / 35

Ground:  G067 / 08

Captain:  C024 / 55

Match No:  35 / 207