Far from the MCC fines 14.08.05 v R. T. Harris (h) lost by 27 runs

Recorded Fines

25p unless otherwise stated.

Name	Fine	Reason	Cost
Martin	Comedy Fielding	One-handed catch well over the boundary	£0.25
Geoff	Instigating a Collapse	Mini-collapse
	Wicketkeeper Avoidance	Not keeping
	Opening Partnership Avoidance		£0.50
			£1.00
Andrew	Suicidal Running	Eyesight Avoidance, stopping half-way thinking ball had gone for four	£0.25
Jake	Impersonating Withnail
	Gratuitous Swearing
	Drinking On The Pitch	Umpiring	£0.50
	Self Importance	Excessively long umpiring signals
	Impersonating a Gypsy	Pikey pen
			£1.50
Ian	Fine Entrapment
	Gratuitous Swearing
	Impersonating David Bailey	Umpiring with camera
	Pressure Avoidance	Air in front nearside Skoda tyre
			£1.00
Claire	Turning Up Late
	Wallet Theft	Dan's
			£0.50
James H	Wicketkeeper Avoidance	Picking two keepers, then only letting one keep
	Feigning Dissent	Fake cob when realized wouldn't bat
	Losing The Toss
	Concentration Avoidance During Fines Committee	Too relaxed
			£1.00
Matt	Self Importance	Not letting Geoff keep
	Missed Stumping		£0.50
	Missed Stumping		£0.50
	Dropped Catch		£0.50
			£1.75
John	Pub Avoidance	Fines Committee Avoidance
	Average Protection	Listing self as last man in scorebook
	Captain's Orders Avoidance	Captain told him to bat at number 9
			£0.75
Ant	Buffet Theft	Attempted with 1-0-20-0, but failed because of a 6-1-15-1 spell beforehand	£0.25
Dan	Jug Avoidance	Promising 75 runs but being out for 69
	Celebration Avoidance	Not celebrating 42
	Self Importance	Arguing with Fines Committee
	Fine Avoidance	Paid by Claire
	Inappropriate Urination
			£1.25
		TOTAL	£9.25

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Special Rates

Indiscretion	Cost
Duck	£0.50
Golden Duck	£1.00
Diamond or Platinum Duck	£2.00
Out Playing Reverse-sweep / Switch-hit	£1.00
Dropped Catch	£0.50
Opening Bowler No Wicket	£0.50
Opening Partnership <25 Avoidance	£0.50
Smoking on the Pitch	£0.50
Drinking on the Pitch	£0.50
Missed Stumping	£0.50
Missed Run-Out	£0.50
Fines' Folder Abuse	£0.50
Impersonating Billy Liar	£0.50
Having a Major Cob	£0.50
Having a Parkinson’s Cob (utter meltdown)	£1.00
Uber [anything] – particularly arrogant, smug or condescending	£0.50
Extreme [anything] – particularly Frowning	£0.50
Insulting the Fines Committee Chairman	£1.00
Insolvency / Unemployment (maximum limit) Known as the “Dobner Clause”	£1.00
Swearing in Front of Kids	£2.50
Bringing the Club into Disrepute (Ruled on by the Captain)	£5.00
Dissent (to On-field Umpires)	£5.00
Mongoose Multiplier (out using Goose)	x2