Far from the MCC fines 10.07.05 v Bodleian (h) won by 51 runs

Recorded Fines

25p unless otherwise stated.

Name	Fine	Reason	Cost
Steve D	Dissent	Blaming others for dismissal
	Dissent	Anger at self whilst batting
	Pub Avoidance	Fines Committee Avoidance
	Dropped Catch		£0.50
	Dropped Catch		£0.50
	Dropped Catch		£0.50
	Intimate Showering	With Nick
			£2.50
Martin	Self Importance
	Average Protection
			£0.50
Andrew	Comedy Fielding	Running round in circles
	Credit		£0.50
	Duck Avoidance
			£1.00
Jake	Self Importance	'Jakesville' t-shirt
	Keys Avoidance	Losing jacket and camera too
	Drinking Coffee on way to Game
	Drinking On The Pitch		£0.50
	Turning Up Late	Late for 2nd innings, despite being there for 1^st innings
	Smoking on the Pitch		£0.50
	Eating On The Pitch
	Impersonating a Chav
	Duck Avoidance
			£2.75
Ian	Duck Avoidance
	Fine Entrapment	Showering
	Intimate Showering	With Steve
	Intimate Showering	With Nick
	Intimate Showering	With Dan
	Toiletries Avoidance	Shower gel
	Impersonating Ben	Iron-hand
	Concentration Avoidance During Fines Committee
	Laundry Avoidance
			£2.25
Nick	Hat Theft
	Intimate Showering	With Dan
	Intimate Showering	With Ian
	Intimate Showering	With Steve
			£1.00
James H			£0.00
Gary	Getting Out to a Pie	Twice, once off a no-ball
	Pub Avoidance	Fines Committee Avoidance
	Celebration Avoidance	Of half-century
	Dropped Catch
			£1.00
Ant	Shower Avoidance	Washing hair in sink
	Opening Bowler No Wicket		£0.50
			£0.75
Dan	Dropped Catch	Dropping the dog
	Inappropriate Urination
	Intimate Showering	With Nick, Ian and Steve
	Self Importance
	Talking Crap	To his wife
	Talking Crap	To the dog
	Dropped Catch		£0.50
			£2.00
		TOTAL	£13.75

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Special Rates

Indiscretion	Cost
Duck	£0.50
Golden Duck	£1.00
Diamond or Platinum Duck	£2.00
Out Playing Reverse-sweep / Switch-hit	£1.00
Dropped Catch	£0.50
Opening Bowler No Wicket	£0.50
Opening Partnership <25 Avoidance	£0.50
Smoking on the Pitch	£0.50
Drinking on the Pitch	£0.50
Missed Stumping	£0.50
Missed Run-Out	£0.50
Fines' Folder Abuse	£0.50
Impersonating Billy Liar	£0.50
Having a Major Cob	£0.50
Having a Parkinson’s Cob (utter meltdown)	£1.00
Looking Uber-Smug (overly arrogant and condescending)	£0.50
Extreme [anything] – particularly Frowning	£0.50
Insulting the Fines Committee Chairman	£1.00
Insolvency / Unemployment (maximum limit) Known as the “Dobner Clause”	£1.00
Swearing in Front of Kids	£2.50
Bringing the Club into Disrepute (Ruled on by the Captain)	£5.00
Dissent (to On-field Umpires)	£5.00
Mongoose Multiplier (out using Goose)	x2