Far
from the MCC fines 17.07.05
v Wootton & Bladon (h) won by 20 runs
Recorded
Fines
25p unless otherwise stated.
|
Name |
Fine |
Reason |
Cost
|
|
Steve D |
Pub
Avoidance |
Fines Committee Avoidance |
|
|
|
Dissent |
Throwing bat in air after dismissal |
|
|
|
Comedy
Dismissal |
Impersonating a Footballer |
|
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|
|
£0.75 |
|
Martin |
Drinking
On The Pitch |
And spilling it |
£0.50 |
|
Andrew |
Indecisiveness |
Still not certain if coming on tour |
|
|
|
Dissing
The Team |
"They'll get more than us." |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.50 |
|
Jake |
Dropped
Catch |
Ball Avoidance (losing sight of ball) |
£0.50 |
|
Ian |
Signalling
Six When Uncertain |
Ball fell between sightscreen and boundary |
|
|
|
Joy-Riding
a Skoda |
Health & Safety Avoidance |
|
|
|
Toiletries
Avoidance |
Shower gel |
|
|
|
Failure to
Recognize Own Player |
Mistaking Steve for "Jonty" |
|
|
|
Duck |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Nick |
Dissent |
After being given out lbw |
|
|
|
Self Importance |
|
|
|
|
Opening
Partnership Avoidance |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Toiletries
Avoidance |
Towel left in car |
|
|
|
Purgery in Fines Committee |
Blatant lying |
|
|
|
Bullying a
Small Child |
Taking wicket of |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.75 |
|
Thornton |
Duck |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Umpiring
Avoidance |
"I wasn't umpiring," used as defence to fine |
|
|
|
Smoking on
the Pitch |
|
£0.50 |
|
|
Dropped
Catch |
Difficult one |
£0.50 |
|
|
|
|
£1.75 |
|
James H |
Dissent |
Upon realizing wouldn't get a bat |
|
|
|
Impersonating
Austin Powers |
Impersonating Dan with wicket celebration |
|
|
|
Willing a
Team Mate to Get Out |
So he would get a bat |
|
|
|
Dropped
Catch |
Sharp chance |
£0.50 |
|
|
Feigning
Dissent |
For show |
|
|
|
|
|
£1.50 |
|
Matt |
Dropped
Catch |
Ball Avoidance? |
£0.50 |
|
John |
Trigger
Finger |
Nick's lbw |
|
|
|
Signalling
Six When Uncertain |
Ball fell behind sightscreen |
|
|
|
Leaving
Table During Fines Committee |
Going home |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.75 |
|
Ant |
Credit |
|
|
|
|
Opening
Bowler Avoidance |
Impersonating a Batsman with 38 not out |
|
|
|
|
|
£0.50 |
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TOTAL |
£10.50 |
*
Special
Rates
|
Indiscretion |
Cost |
|
Duck |
£0.50 |
|
Golden Duck |
£1.00 |
|
Diamond or Platinum Duck |
£2.00 |
|
Out Playing Reverse-sweep /
Switch-hit |
£1.00 |
|
Dropped Catch |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Bowler No Wicket |
£0.50 |
|
Opening Partnership <25 Avoidance |
£0.50 |
|
Smoking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Drinking on the Pitch |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Stumping |
£0.50 |
|
Missed Run-Out |
£0.50 |
|
Fines' Folder Abuse |
£0.50 |
|
Impersonating Billy Liar |
£0.50 |
|
Having a Major Cob |
£0.50 |
|
Having a Parkinson’s Cob (utter
meltdown) |
£1.00 |
|
Looking Uber-Smug (overly arrogant
and condescending) |
£0.50 |
|
Extreme [anything] – particularly Frowning |
£0.50 |
|
Insulting the Fines Committee
Chairman |
£1.00 |
|
Insolvency / Unemployment (maximum
limit) Known as the “Dobner Clause” |
£1.00 |
|
Swearing in Front of Kids |
£2.50 |
|
Bringing the Club into Disrepute (Ruled on by the Captain) |
£5.00 |
|
Dissent (to On-field Umpires) |
£5.00 |
|
Mongoose Multiplier (out using Goose) |
x2 |