Far from the MCC fines 05.06.05 v OU Offices (a) lost by 140 runs

Recorded Fines

25p unless otherwise stated.

Name	Fine	Reason	Cost
Martin	Owning a Motorway Service Stn	Westmorland Services on the M6
	Dropped Catch		£0.50
	Arachnicide
			£1.00
Jake	Gavel Avoidance	Weak gavelling
	Pub Avoidance	Wrong pub before game
	Causing Team Mates to be Late
	Turning Up Late
			£1.00
Ian	Average Protection Avoidance
	Turning Up Late	Impersonating Jake
	Voltage Avoidance
	Self Importance	“Too fucking good for you”
	Arachnicide
	Dissent	Throwing toys out of pram
			£1.50
Nick	Credit		£0.10
	Showering Alone
	Self Importance
	Jug Avoidance	Out for 45
	Dropped Catch		£0.50
			£1.35
Thornton	Turning Up Late	Impersonating Jake
	Dropped Catch		£0.50
	Comedy Fielding	Kicking ball over boundary
	Smoking on the Pitch		£0.50
			£1.50
James H	Walking Avoidance	When bowled at end of game
	Losing The Toss
	Maths Avoidance	Bowling 9 overs (8 allotted)
	Allowing Interruption to Fines Committee
	Self Importance
	Poor Field Placement	Lack of sweeper in 35th over
	Duck		£0.50
	Dropped Catch		£0.50
	Comedy Fielding	Impersonating a member of the SAS
	Appealing Against a Non-Existent Fine
			£3.00
Matt			£0.00
John	Dropped Catch		£0.50
	Dropped Catch		£0.50
	Average Protection
	Self Importance	Dissing the skipper
			£1.50
Ant	Opening Bowler No Wicket		£0.50
	Duck Avoidance
			£0.75
Dan	Maths Avoidance	Unable to count to six
	Self Importance
	Ball Avoidance	“Not quite committed” to catch
	Sportswear Avoidance	Wrong hat
			£1.00
		TOTAL	£12.60

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Special Rates

Indiscretion	Cost
Duck	£0.50
Golden Duck	£1.00
Diamond or Platinum Duck	£2.00
Out Playing Reverse-sweep / Switch-hit	£1.00
Dropped Catch	£0.50
Opening Bowler No Wicket	£0.50
Opening Partnership <25 Avoidance	£0.50
Smoking on the Pitch	£0.50
Drinking on the Pitch	£0.50
Missed Stumping	£0.50
Missed Run-Out	£0.50
Fines' Folder Abuse	£0.50
Impersonating Billy Liar	£0.50
Having a Major Cob	£0.50
Having a Parkinson’s Cob (utter meltdown)	£1.00
Looking Uber-Smug (overly arrogant and condescending)	£0.50
Extreme [anything] – particularly Frowning	£0.50
Insulting the Fines Committee Chairman	£1.00
Insolvency / Unemployment (maximum limit) Known as the “Dobner Clause”	£1.00
Swearing in Front of Kids	£2.50
Bringing the Club into Disrepute (Ruled on by the Captain)	£5.00
Dissent (to On-field Umpires)	£5.00
Mongoose Multiplier (out using Goose)	x2