Far from the MCC fines 15.05.05 v Marlborough House (a) won by 124 runs

Recorded Fines

25p unless otherwise stated.

Name	Fine	Reason	Cost
Steve D	Impersonating Ade
	Failure to Recognize Own Player	Tony
	Ball Watching
	Slowest Quick Single
	Intimate Showering	With Nick
	Opening Bowler Avoidance	Facing 2 out of 42 balls from The Other Ant
	Comedy Fielding
			£1.75
Martin	Bullying a Woman
	Bullying a Small Child
	Last Over Avoidance
	New Bat Avoidance
			£1.00
Jake	Ball Avoidance	Missed catch
	Fine Avoidance	James' drinking on pitch should have been 50p
	Premature Gavelling
	Hand-Grenade Bowling
			£1.00
Ian	Slowest Quick Single
	Voltage Avoidance	Inadequate camera batteries
	Jug Avoidance	Out for 99
	Health And Safety Avoidance	Endangering small child with six
	Inappropriate Urination
			£1.25
Nick	Voltage Avoidance	Inadequate camera batteries
	Cricket Avoidance	Suggested batting first in order to follow football
	Intimate Showering	With Steve
			£0.75
Thornton	Being Sledged by a Small Child	“Not Flash”
	Drinking On The Pitch		£0.50
	Average Protection
	Comedy Batting
	Nickname Avoidance	Flash
	Smoking on the Pitch		£0.50
	Self Importance
	Slow Scoring
			£2.50
James	Bullying a Woman	C&B first ball
	Gender Mistake
	Bribing the Scorer	For the C&B that wasn't
	Self Importance
	Cricket Avoidance	Concentrating on the football
	Drinking On The Pitch
			£1.50
Matt	Dropped Catch		£0.50
	Dissing The Team	Southampton FC
			£0.75
John	Dissing The Team	Southampton FC
	Bank Avoidance	Delaying Fines Comittee by poor choice of cashpoint
	Self Importance
	Average Protection
			£1.00
Ant	Nationality Fraud	Not being the only left-arm Aussie called Ant
	Self Importance
	Bullying a Small Child	His own son
	Bullying a Small Child	Taking catch for dismissal of
			£1.00
		TOTAL	£12.50

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Special Rates

Indiscretion	Cost
Duck	£0.50
Golden Duck	£1.00
Diamond or Platinum Duck	£2.00
Out Playing Reverse-sweep / Switch-hit	£1.00
Dropped Catch	£0.50
Opening Bowler No Wicket	£0.50
Opening Partnership <25 Avoidance	£0.50
Smoking on the Pitch	£0.50
Drinking on the Pitch	£0.50
Missed Stumping	£0.50
Missed Run-Out	£0.50
Fines' Folder Abuse	£0.50
Impersonating Billy Liar	£0.50
Having a Major Cob	£0.50
Having a Parkinson’s Cob (utter meltdown)	£1.00
Looking Uber-Smug (overly arrogant and condescending)	£0.50
Extreme [anything] – particularly Frowning	£0.50
Insulting the Fines Committee Chairman	£1.00
Insolvency / Unemployment (maximum limit) Known as the “Dobner Clause”	£1.00
Swearing in Front of Kids	£2.50
Bringing the Club into Disrepute (Ruled on by the Captain)	£5.00
Dissent (to On-field Umpires)	£5.00
Mongoose Multiplier (out using Goose)	x2