Far from the MCC fines 30.04.06 v Wootton & Boars Hill CC (a) won by 51 runs

 

 

 

 

Recorded Fines

 

25p unless otherwise stated.

 

 

Name

 

Fine

Reason

Cost

Martin

Bat Abuse

 

 

 

Dropped Catch

 

£0.50

 

Dropped Catch

 

£0.50

 

Opening Bowler No Wicket

 

£0.50

 

Golden Duck

 

£1.00

 

 

 

£2.75

Geoff

Average Protection

Giving Dan strike to make ton

 

 

Rodent Smuggling

 

 

 

 

 

£0.50

Ian

Dropped Catch

 

£0.50

 

Geography Avoidance

 

 

 

Taking Photos in The Changing Room

 

 

 

Sportswear Avoidance

Socks

 

 

 

 

£1.25

Mike R

Self Importance

Hogging the game

£0.25

Nick

Abusing a Team Mate

Bullying

£0.25

Thornton

Smoking on the Pitch

 

 

 

Indolence

 

 

 

Trigger Finger

 

 

 

Forgetting Own Abbreviation

 

 

 

 

 

£1.00

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TOTAL

£19.25

 

 

 

*

 

 

Special Rates

 

 

Indiscretion

 

Cost

Duck

£0.50

Golden Duck

£1.00

Diamond or Platinum Duck

£2.00

Out Playing Reverse-sweep / Switch-hit

£1.00

Dropped Catch

£0.50

Opening Bowler No Wicket

£0.50

Opening Partnership <25 Avoidance

£0.50

Smoking on the Pitch

£0.50

Drinking on the Pitch

£0.50

Missed Stumping

£0.50

Missed Run-Out

£0.50

Fines' Folder Abuse

£0.50

Impersonating Billy Liar

£0.50

Having a Major Cob

£0.50

Having a Parkinson’s Cob (utter meltdown)

£1.00

Uber [anything] – particularly arrogant, smug or condescending

£0.50

Extreme [anything] – particularly Frowning

£0.50

Insulting the Fines Committee Chairman

£1.00

Insolvency / Unemployment (maximum limit)

Known as the “Dobner Clause”

£1.00

Swearing in Front of Kids

£2.50

Bringing the Club into Disrepute

(Ruled on by the Captain)

£5.00

Dissent (to On-field Umpires)

£5.00

Mongoose Multiplier (out using Goose)

x2