Far from the MCC fines 23.07.06 v Bodleian (h) won by 9 wkts

Recorded Fines

25p unless otherwise stated.

Name	Fine	Reason	Cost
Adrian S	Impersonating a Tennis Player	Grunt ball
	Excessive Celebration
	Self Importance	Allowing Ant to clean shoes, exploiting immigrants, etc.
			£0.75
Steve D	Ball Avoidance	Impersonating a cardboard-cut-out wicketkeeper
	Turning Up Late
			£0.50
Steve P	Impersonating John Cleese	Ministry of Silly Walks
	Impersonating Steve D	'Twinkle': "He'll take my crown"
	Quarter-Mile Avoidance	Not running lap round pitch
	Impersonating a Drug Addict	Failing to remain standing throughout hysterics re missed catch
	Feigning Injury	Impersonating Martin with groin injury
			£1.25
Andy C	Impersonating a Footballer	Robbie Fowler's white lines
	Grumbling	About lack of action in field
	Impersonating a German	Queuing at bar
			£0.75
Ian	Impersonating a Drug Addict	Excessive sweating
	Concentration Avoidance During Fines Committee
	Bullying a Small Child	As keyholder, letting helpful child try to open gate without key
	Communication Avoidance	Phone calls taken by James
	Average Protection
	Excessive Showering
	Fine Entrapment	Attempted - hoping to resurrect 'Intimate Showering' fine
	Losing The Toss
	Impersonating a Tramp	Wearing gin-soaked t-shirt
	Concentration Avoidance During Fines Committee
	Glassware Abuse	Breaking 4 of James' glasses, 2 deliberately
	Impersonating Martin	Mooing to cow corner
	Self Importance	Over-competetive attitude as captain
			£3.25
Mike R	Impersonating The Snowman
	Impersonating a Footballer	Stopping ball with feet
	Ball Avoidance
	Sportswear Avoidance	Wearing a Marlborough shirt
			£1.00
Nick	Dropped Catch		£0.50
	Average Protection
	Dissing The Team	Suggesting Andy was a "nightwatchman"
	Self Importance	Deciding batting order
	Impersonating Chris Read	Whilst fielding at slip
	Captain's Orders Avoidance	Changing batting order
			£1.75
Thornton	Smoking on the Pitch		£0.50
	Abusing a Team Mate	Attacking skipper with burning cigarette
	Working for the World's Best Steambender
	Comedy Fielding	Impersonating the Karate Kid
	Impersonating a Footballer	Stopping ball with feet
	Dissent		£0.50
	Self Importance
	Comedy Fielding	Theatrical simulation
	Bribery and Corruption	Being party to illegal approaches from other teams, bungs, etc.
	Self Importance	Hogging (winning) the poker
	Smoking on the Pitch		£0.50
	Dissent		£0.50
	Dissent	Towards skipper	£0.50
	Concentration Avoidance During Fines Committee
			£4.75
Matt	Missed Stumping		£0.25
Ant	Inappropriate Flirting	Oggling 'underage' women
	Expressing Dark Thoughts
	Inappropriate Flirting	Cleaning Adrian's shoes (having mistaken for own)
	Harbouring Dark Thoughts
			£1.00
Dan	Dissent		£0.50
	Impersonating Catherine Tate	"Am I bov'ered?"
	No-Ball Avoidance	Bowling from 26 yards
	Cricket Avoidance	Leaving the field during play
			£1.25
		TOTAL	£16.50

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Special Rates

Indiscretion	Cost
Duck	£0.50
Golden Duck	£1.00
Diamond or Platinum Duck	£2.00
Out Playing Reverse-sweep / Switch-hit	£1.00
Dropped Catch	£0.50
Opening Bowler No Wicket	£0.50
Opening Partnership <25 Avoidance	£0.50
Smoking on the Pitch	£0.50
Drinking on the Pitch	£0.50
Missed Stumping	£0.50
Missed Run-Out	£0.50
Fines' Folder Abuse	£0.50
Impersonating Billy Liar	£0.50
Having a Major Cob	£0.50
Having a Parkinson’s Cob (utter meltdown)	£1.00
Uber [anything] – particularly arrogant, smug or condescending	£0.50
Extreme [anything] – particularly Frowning	£0.50
Insulting the Fines Committee Chairman	£1.00
Insolvency / Unemployment (maximum limit) Known as the “Dobner Clause”	£1.00
Swearing in Front of Kids	£2.50
Bringing the Club into Disrepute (Ruled on by the Captain)	£5.00
Dissent (to On-field Umpires)	£5.00
Mongoose Multiplier (out using Goose)	x2