Far from the MCC fines 11.06.06 v Milton CC (a) lost by 9 wkts

Recorded Fines

25p unless otherwise stated.

Name	Fine	Reason	Cost
Adrian S	Impersonating a Mister Man	Mr Small
	Duck		£0.50
	Geography Avoidance	Parking a mile from the ground
	Comedy Fielding	On knees, apparently praying
			£1.25
Martin	Attempting to Bankrupt The Club	Gambling on pub scratch-card with club money
	Supplying an Unlucky Hat	To Thorn
	Opening Bowler No Wicket
	Supplying an Unlucky Hat	To Jake
	Supplying an Unlucky Hat	To Ant
	Bat Abuse
	Supplying an Unlucky Hat	To Andy
	Supplying an Unlucky Hat	To Matt
	Supplying an Unlucky Hat	To himself
	Dissent
	Supplying an Unlucky Hat	To James
	Golden Duck		£1.00
			£3.75
Steve P	Impersonating a Footballer	Doing keepy-uppies with cricket ball
	Pub Avoidance	Before game
	Geography Avoidance	Arrived at wrong school (ground)
	Self Importance	Direct hit from boundary wasn’t necessary
	Sinking the Titanic	What's happened to Nick?
	Impersonating a Butcher's Tool	Having a 'mincing' bowling action
	Impersonating a Drug Addict	Giggling hysterically after collapse
	Excessive Intimacy with Opposition	Being chatted up by opposing keeper after game
			£2.00
Andy C	Dissent
	Comedy Sledging	"You've got him afraid now," then batsman hit a six
	Comedy Appealing
	Impersonating a Netherlander	Living in an orange house
	Exhaust Pipe Abuse
	Duck		£0.50
	Dissing The Team	"Come on James, don't let him treat you like a fucking bitch!"
			£2.00
Jake	Impersonating a Drug Addict	Memory loss - claiming Ian's dismissal was first, forgetting own
	Exhaust Pipe Abuse
	Fine Avoidance	No cash to pay
	Impersonating Eric Clapton	Haircut
	Impersonating a Footballer	Stopped ball with shin
	Wearing an Unlucky Hat
	Drinking On The Pitch	Whilst umpiring
			£1.75
Ian	Bowling Avoidance	Not bowling Steve P
	Jug Avoidance	Out for 47
	Instigating a Collapse	Being first dismissal of collapse
	Opening Partnership Avoidance	Paid on Jake's behalf due to run-out	£0.50
	Suicidal Running	In 2nd over
	Wearing an Unlucky Hat
	Hat Avoidance	Losing new hat
	Excessive Intimacy with Opposition	Apparently mounted by opposition keeper
			£2.25
Mike R	Dissent
	Unorthodox Batting Stance	LHB - a club first
	Hat Avoidance	Not ordering unlucky hat
	Suicidal Running	Running out self
	Dropped Catch		£0.50
Thornton	Dropped Catch		£0.50
	Impersonating Mike C	Billy Liar - re who got lift with
	Exhaust Pipe Abuse
	Average Protection Avoidance	Stayed in through most but not all of collapse
	Watching a Collapse	As non-striker (mostly)
			£1.50
James H	Impersonating a Cleaner	Rolling sleeves up - 'Wife Avoidance'?
	Wearing an Unlucky Hat
	Hat Theft	Hiding Ian's hat in practical joke
	Cycling Avoidance	Had promised to cycle to every game
	Duck		£0.50
	Comedy Fielding
	Being the Batsman's Bitch
			£2.00
Matt	Impersonating a Chav	Pulling doughnuts on pitch in TVR
	Wearing an Unlucky Hat
	Dropped Catch		£0.50
			£1.00
Ant	Excessive Eyebrow Length
	Harbouring Dark Thoughts	Black thoughts
	Opening Bowler No Wicket		£0.50
	Appealing Against a Non-Existent Fine
	Wearing an Unlucky Hat
	Average Protection	0 not out but didn't face a ball
	Using the J Word
			£2.00
		TOTAL	£21.00

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Special Rates

Indiscretion	Cost
Duck	£0.50
Golden Duck	£1.00
Diamond or Platinum Duck	£2.00
Out Playing Reverse-sweep / Switch-hit	£1.00
Dropped Catch	£0.50
Opening Bowler No Wicket	£0.50
Opening Partnership <25 Avoidance	£0.50
Smoking on the Pitch	£0.50
Drinking on the Pitch	£0.50
Missed Stumping	£0.50
Missed Run-Out	£0.50
Fines' Folder Abuse	£0.50
Impersonating Billy Liar	£0.50
Having a Major Cob	£0.50
Having a Parkinson’s Cob (utter meltdown)	£1.00
Uber [anything] – particularly arrogant, smug or condescending	£0.50
Extreme [anything] – particularly Frowning	£0.50
Insulting the Fines Committee Chairman	£1.00
Insolvency / Unemployment (maximum limit) Known as the “Dobner Clause”	£1.00
Swearing in Front of Kids	£2.50
Bringing the Club into Disrepute (Ruled on by the Captain)	£5.00
Dissent (to On-field Umpires)	£5.00
Mongoose Multiplier (out using Goose)	x2